• I keep missing bedtime in favor of socializing. This has to stop! My routine must not be so disrupted. Show at 4 pacific/7 eastern. #
  • I wish I could figure out why my dildo box smells like a wet dog. #
  • Would it be very strange for me to devise a uniform specifically to wear when pooping (and ONLY within ten minutes of pooping)? #
  • Blaming my lack of productivity on not having access to my various productivity programs, to-do lists, etc. Need to reinstall. #
  • The amount of blessed and lucky I am is so mind-boggling at times it makes my entire face shiver. #
  • Anyone want to share with me their experiences with amitriptyline and/or seroquel? #

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