• It's not just my mom's "fault", but OMG I am a crazy anxious irritable asshole around her. #
  • I'm just going to look at my phone, nod my head, sip my coffee, and enjoy my ativan. #
  • If you ever want to compel me to drink, just invite my mom along! Hello I need my gin & tonic now ajhhhhhhh hits the spot. #
  • Wearing these silver leggings was a big mistake. I look ridiculous! #
  • My just-shot nudie pic of the day is up on http://t.co/u7XdtqED #

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