• According to weather report, this blue sky won't last but I'm super happy to see sunshine this morning anyway. #
  • @HRugaru Did this fiend waddle up to you and ask for a biscuit? I hope you gave her one. Poor dear needs her hair brushed. in reply to HRugaru #
  • oops… forgot to attach pic: http://t.co/Tt3f3SbP #
  • Nope, not pregnant @BrooklynBeast – just a big fan of pickle juice. 😉 in reply to BrooklynBeast #
  • That bowel movement would have been awesome if it hadn't felt like burning hot gravel roaring sharply through my anus. #
  • Wheeee! Sunshine!! http://t.co/CpSdLjkO #
  • Naughty Toe http://t.co/HYPzjnwe #
  • A video clip of my naughty toe(s) to partially make up for lack of nudie pic yesterday: http://t.co/WykKnIMG #
  • And today's nudie pic of the day is a video clip of me running riot in the sunshine! http://t.co/X8FjY3bs #
  • @wabtlsfan LOL – it almost felt like it, though! If it were actually warm I'd never have had the energy to throw that chair . . . in reply to wabtlsfan #
  • I might have accidentally deleted a tweet when I was trying to delete those video post auto-tweets that I don't want to keep happening. #
  • So nobody else thinks it's funny when I unathletically throw the chair? #
  • It would be super duper wooper cool if I could find my pajama pants. Before I masturbate over @DeliaTS . #

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