• Oh lordamighty there are now folks in our backyard whistling as they work. And the sun's coming out! I strongly desire to retreat into cave. #
  • Just kidding, I've got Ritalin. I can totally do this & not be distracted!! OH WAIT NOW THERE'S HAMMERING! Fuuuck. It'll be worth it though. #
  • I dreamt that @THEecowhore and @StripperTweets secretly made an incredible award-winning indie film. #
  • The truth is I just want to go outside and watch them work. But that would appear creepy or at least annoying. #
  • Took a break from picture editing for lunch & a walk with @deliats on the beach: http://t.co/cs5NXfpi #
  • Only learned of this today: http://t.co/OCtwQJ79 #
  • Getting my updates posted for members would go faster if I weren't such a font addict, using pic sets as a chance to make cute headlines. #
  • No wonder I can't get anything done! Three bowel movements in one day?!? Sweet Jesus, give my asshole a break! #
  • 1 botched nudie pic of the day plus a sweet naked pic of me from the update I just posted for members: http://t.co/j1fhRWD2 #
  • LOVING this episode: (watching Lost, Numbers S01E18) http://t.co/toONOHvr #

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