• More than 1 or 2 nudie pics for today: http://t.co/RWQJ4qr1 #
  • Groan… I think the sun's going to come out & my family will not tolerate me staying in the tent reading. #
  • I just want to fill our Salamander 223 with my farts & be left in peace! Ugh, my lips are chapped. #
  • They say I berated mommy for wanting clam chowder; what kind of monster am I? I just sneezed & my lip split. This blood, it comforts me. #

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