• I've pooped six times in less than three days. THAT IS WAY TOO MUCH POOPING!! 12:56:53
  • But oh wait, let's keep it sexy . . . . so I squirted on my foot during my show!!! But I don't know if anybody could see it. 12:58:00
  • Some bright (but winter-light-washed) colors in my nudie pic of today: http://t.co/8WShWTHP plus some ADD exclamations!! 15:28:54