• Okay, now I need to do something that makes me feel somewhat competent at life. 14:44:19
  • NOTE: taking suggestions is not something I do competently. So this is something I have to do on my own. 😉 14:44:55
  • Phew! I just pooped. VERY COMPETENTLY, I might add. 15:18:55
  • I took my nudie pic of the day right when the wind started picking up: http://t.co/84xYjhse Blowing harder now (HAHAHA). 16:16:59
  • I might have to quit my job as a webwhore and become a professional sentence fragment. 17:20:23
  • Texting nudie pic outtakes to @BigDarth … 21:18:40
  • Oops! That should have read "texting nudie pics to @Big_Darth" . . . durned phone. 21:46:13
  • RT @Big_Darth: jerkin it to @tastytrixie nudie pics sent directly to my phone. 8===D 21:59:23