• My fear of getting in trouble for buying the wrong kind of butter is delaying waffle time. "NEVER BUY FUCKING UNSALTED BUTTER!" 10:43:49
  • While I am spending another night here: http://t.co/stO88ffbJ5 21:05:28
  • RT @AmberLily: I just farted on the dog. Revenge is sweet and smells like burnt potato chips. 21:06:27
  • RT @BOBCATGIRL: Many times tonight I looked around me and felt such gratitude for my life, it spilled from my heart, filled my chest & took… 21:06:59