• I'm not capable of passing up opportunities to experience magic. When something as mundane as a tall glass of water becomes a story. 00:52:47
  • Actually, there's nothing mundane about water. Or buttercups in shadows & tiny white moths flickering in your peripheral vision at twilight. 00:54:24
  • "Where did you find him?"

    I found him in the woods. He was lost in the woods when I found him. http://t.co/lxNUAAXTQS 13:12:13

  • It sounds like our yard boy is walking around our house swinging a big strong young sweaty vibrator around. It's very … distracting. 16:49:03