• RT @DeliaTS: Just logged in for some camming. . . come play! -> http://t.co/I7SY7GNKiZ 13:15:34
  • To Do: make a porno that's really just a trailer to a movie that doesn't exist based on a book that's (a) Love Story. That doesn't exist. 16:17:10
  • Alone with the windows open to soft rain & thunder, thinking of the fucked-up needy eyes of all the sweet young men on my phone. "Heyyyy…" 16:19:56
  • Not YOU, boy … not you, though. You aren't the ones I'm talking about.

    Sigh. 16:23:50

  • WANT: #JaneLynch to play a hilarious larger-than-life asshole version of #AnnieProulx. Now. While she's still alive & can HATE IT with GLEE! 16:42:19
  • I fucking hate scolding girl staying in our backyard basically, but I came home for peace, quiet & meteor shower, not college campout. Sigh. 20:36:27
  • I could seriously lose my mind if I don't get some good sleep tonight. 20:38:34
  • I usually hate it when Brits play us, but I'm pretty excited about this one. I adored #onlyloversleftalive. https://t.co/CJcxPoHsiC 20:40:51
  • Poor girl trying to mollify reclusive hypersensitive misanthropic me. I'm such an intolerant old asshole. 20:53:48
  • All of the good jokes are in the trailers. Best/hardest lesson I learned from web porn guru in 2003: give away your BEST content in promos. 21:07:52
  • It would be amazing if I would actually strategically apply the things I know. Without defenses, explanations, justifications, or fears. 21:08:45