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RSS- Alone. Just off phone w/wife. Hit bong for 1st time today/night. Playing solitaire on my phone, listening to 80s soft rock hits. #stonermilf 00:20:56
- It's like #PhilCollins has amnesia or suffers a lot of brownouts in so so many songs. 00:25:27
- Spicy v8 is my idea of a good time. #ifeelsoOld #simplepleasures #salty #aftermidnight #lettingitallhangout #40something #elderlyatheart 00:37:52
- @rexwhamming yeah, but is drinking it alone at 12:43am playing solitaire on your phone & listening to Phil Collins your idea of a good time? in reply to rexwhamming 09:48:11
- RT @OnePerfectShot: [WATCH] Crimson Tweaks: Guillermo del Toro and the Power of Color https://t.co/Zcn4vZRMyO By @JustQuentin https://t.co/… 10:38:21
- RT @DeliaTS: Love my stretch & fitness dvds! Doing a good guided stretch routine really makes me feel more relaxed & limber. https://t.co/6… 11:39:45
- This bike is a wake-up call to how weak & out-of-shape I am. Panting, sweating buckets, muscles seized after simple 4-mile errand. 12:59:21
- To be fair to myself, the brakes are sticking so I'm working against more resistance than I should be. Getting it repaired / tuned up today. 13:14:39
- Hurry! Before someone else gets all of her cum!!! https://t.co/bkREsPj0jo 13:55:44
- #Deer #trio in #shade on #unseasonablywarm day in #April.
#spring #idyllic #surreal #mayfair… https://t.co/z07ZN56rnx 17:11:25
- I'm so lucky our car died! Seriously. #fortunate 17:22:22
- Oops! I forgot to bring my helmet when I walked to errands & to pick up my bike. Mwahahaha – perfect excuse to enjoy the wind in my hair. 🙂 18:25:14
- But I should've #shakendown fucker at 4-way stop who DIDN'T stop, & WENT while I was already in intersection. His sorry-face coulda been $$. 18:28:33
- Also: I may have "earned" that cheeseburger & fries, but having to go uphill to get home afterwards on them brought me too close to puking. 18:39:47
- Definitely easier to make wheels spin without brake pads gripping my rear. Worth the #tuneup. Also worth pre-tuneup pain. #intimacy #tools 19:12:25
- RT @DeliaTS: You've waited long enough! Vid w/me sticking out of cutoffs & cumming outside is ready: JOIN https://t.co/tGGSNRugUJ https://t… 19:27:22
- RT @DeliaTS: #Sheerpanties, #barefeet, #pigtails & pretty Ralph Lauren #nighty in newest pic set on https://t.co/tGGSNRugUJ https://t.co/hn… 19:27:56
- RT @AmberLily: Are you ready to get sexy with me? Cuz I'm ready to get sexy with you. #TikiTuesday https://t.co/veuoR5vd71 https://t.co/5e6… 22:18:55
- My dinner: one perfectly-ripe mango, spicy v-8, and…TOP RAMEN (picante beef flavor) with deli roast beef strips I cut onto it with shears. 22:25:17
- I thought the way I cut up the mango was pretty grown-up though. 22:25:44
- LOL @Aneximarius … yeah, well what I'm really proud of is being a NO-CUTS knife-licker since I was addicted to "Tacos Cheese" at ~14. in reply to Aneximarius 22:52:26
My Life Yesterday
April 20, 2016
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