• TFW you imagine if you scratch the mountaintop off a bug bite that somehow all the itch will ooze out & leave with it. 08:27:43
  • I feel extremely alone in managing our web / data / content assets. Over the years paying people has made this aloneness feel even worse. 12:05:47
  • We have A LOT OF CONTENT. It's our life's work, & a HUGE job to manage & safeguard WHEN I REALLY NEED TO FOCUS ON 500 OTHER JOBS. #overwhelm 12:08:23
  • Thanks tho I *need* to pay not-friend people, & just be very very very cunty and demanding about what I/we need. https://t.co/sMle6Ib2z5 13:45:44
  • Like I also need someone super local who in an emergency can *physically* rescue &/or restore stored data 24/7 @chrisorourke @dana_orourke. in reply to chrisorourke 13:47:21
  • @chrisorourke @dana_orourke but I am definitely keeping you in mind for consulting on establishing SOPs & standards. in reply to chrisorourke 13:48:17
  • I was exaggerating and being a crybaby and an unintentional liar when I said this. https://t.co/yq9jDE5rTo 13:49:13
  • And yes, I need to revise my application of words like cunty cold demanding bitch boss etc. 13:52:13
  • Some standard-for-me things my fave guy didn't do with me (taboo role plays, threesomes with my wife) … and it was better because of that. 15:30:20
  • What he does that other guys haven't: always makes me feel like just lying around together – just us two – & fucking & eating is HELLA GOOD. 15:33:27
  • Gah I shouldn't have said that. I know not all guys need to talk about their feelings so much or show you a thousand pictures of their cats. 16:11:50
  • I shouldn't have said that, either.

    I'm emotionally stunted (perfect for #twitter)?

    There's just no other man I would get on a plane for. 16:16:31

  • I do love feelings, folks… you know I really do. And I love guys talking about their feelings & even their cats, you know: WITHIN REASON. 16:21:41
  • I wonder how much I should torment my wife @DeliaTS talking about his big horse dick when I go see her this week? Mwahaha! 😈 (she loves it) 16:38:05
  • With my limited interactive-people-time/energy: I like having my guy to myself&I like having my wife to myself. Glad I finally learned this. 16:40:13
  • RT @rubyenraylls: Obedience is about paying attention to detail. #femdom #mistress #obedience #training #bdsm #dominatrix #corporal https:/… 17:54:40
  • Shit that turns me on in a snap just by looking at it: https://t.co/UZP5CKXAcl 17:58:27
  • RT @clevertravels: I just updated my avatar to one of my new photos! Do you like it? 😉 18:28:42
  • RT @BondageLand: Listen to @FetCast interview about my life & my site https://t.co/VVzth2geEr at the end we get a little nerdy too https:/… 18:30:28
  • RT @Karnythia: The best scam ever run on poor white people was the idea that their financial struggles are the fault of POC & not rich whit… 18:30:40
  • RT @RuckusXXX: Ok salad, we get it. You don't have to be all up in our faces about it 🙄🙄😜😜 https://t.co/5HKbBOrYmf 18:49:41
  • Yay!!! Love seeing my dear friend Sab the Fab pop up in my timeline: https://t.co/4jhKBSKTpK 19:09:50
  • Dear god I wish I were eating Steak 'n Shake with @DeliaTS right now. 23:17:50
  • I haven't spoken with my vocal chords to a single person (other than myself) today. AND I LIKE IT! 23:45:01