Daily Trixie

• 09:34 I need to temporarily ignore 2 sets of interview q’s so that I can have some breakfast, take a walk & NOT spend 16 hours straight at comp. #
• 12:50 Mkay. Interview #1 finished. #2 almost done/at Delia’s desk now. NOW can we go for a walk? #
• 16:40 Just got back from a long walk and grocery shopping. Sorry to report that I’m now super sleepy. #
• 16:47 Reading a delightfully detailed description of a new fan’s wankfest as he enjoyed one of my free porn galleries. Cute. #
• 17:03 Finished editing a batch of photos but before I post them for members, I’m afraid I need to go attempt a nap. #
• 17:40 Wacky; I just found someone on MySpace who used five comments to fully quote the entire WebWhore Manifesto on someone’s profile. #
• 20:52 Been drafting a blog entry that will probably be turned into two. Going to eat dinner and take a break for tv. #
• 23:06 Pics of my boob and the book _Best Sex Writing 2008_ plus how to win a copy: tinyurl.com/2najop #
• 00:55 Wow! Idol sure was shocking & sweet tonight; I love that little David Archileto; if David Lynch made a twink angel movie, DA would be star. #

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• 09:17 I’m awake. Sorry to say, my most important plans today are 1) exercising outside, and 2) finding out results on blood tests. #
• 09:21 The one thing our dog and I do not agree on is how many decibels are appropriate for morning expression. She’s a loud girl in the AM. #
• 09:29 I might have to crawl back into bed for a little while. #
• 09:57 Very annoyed that I didn’t get to the phone in time to pick up call from GoDaddy (1 of a very few companies whose calls I take). #
• 11:33 Looking at a friend’s hiking website with trip stories and photos. Makes me miss her AND want to get outside. #
• 11:46 I feel like I still have PMS. Every little NOISE is driving me batshit. I guess that’s what happens when your hormones are fucked up. #
• 13:22 Fixed a formatting prob I had on this blog: trixieblows.com/ Left 2nd message today for fertility people re: my blood tests. #
• 13:33 My "FSH" (from pituitary gland) and estradiol (from ovaries) levels are "within normal range". Still waiting for thyroid results. #
• 14:38 Grrrr! Why the fuck can’t I embed a youtube video on a wordpress blog? Hungry and ripping my hair out . . . #
• 14:40 Going to eat and figure this out later. #
• 16:14 Just spent some quality time with our dvr; deleting, bookmarking & channel-surfing for things to record. It’s gross, I know. #
• 18:28 Start your crying NOW! www.msnbc.msn.com/id/23295271/ (soldier-loving Iraqi dog rescued). #
• 23:40 Editing a batch of photos and thinking about who I want to gift with books. #
• 00:11 A little photo (& a few links that will be redundant for you following tweets): tinyurl.com/2u55k9 #
• 02:06 Do you ever feel just like a fat sack of shit? And I mean that in the best possible way . . . because I do. #

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• 09:40 I’m awake now and need to get ready to go to Seattle for my "day 3 labs" at the fertility clinic. #
• 12:25 About to head out the door for road-trippin’, rockin’ ferry action and money/blood-sucking doctors. #
• 19:13 At sister’s hanging w/nephew after Delia & I spent some time at the Seattle Public Library; that red floor is fucking awesome! #
• 22:44 Just walked in the door; first order of business is to remove my restrictive clothing in exchange for cozy duds. #

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• 09:55 Working on some links to friends from my members-only area (means I’m surfing their sites for hot pics). #
• 12:12 Fired up the "accounting" computer to pay some bills and get a handle on the damage. #
• 12:53 Did some more tiny fixes on our sites. I think it’s time for some breakfast now! #
• 14:18 Taking a bath with my magic red swirls. #
• 17:23 Took a long walk and did two grocery-shop stops. Going to have a hot ham/turkey/sprout sandwich on a muffin now. STARVING! #
• 17:23 Took a long walk and did two grocery-shop stops. Going to have a hot ham/turkey/sprout sandwich on a muffin now. STARVING! #
• 20:11 Diablo Cody fangirl video/blog entry on hold while Youtube is doing maintenance. #
• 20:19 I ate way too much dark chocolate (Green & Black cherry bar) and am very TWITCHY. Ready to wring YouTube’s bottled-up neck. #
• 20:56 Is something wrong with my browser or is it really TRUE that no one is tweeting and youtube is still broken? Fuck . . . #
• 21:25 Hard to describe the INTENSITY with which I resent MySpace. #
• 23:23 Having a sandwich and watching some tv before bed. #

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• 09:44 Woke up with bloody fingers; good morning, period! #
• 09:54 Just made another fertility clinic appointment for "day 3 labs" where they test all of my hormone levels. Should be interesting. #
• 10:12 Going to fill up a HOT hot water bottle for my cramps, climb back into bed with it, enjoy some tea & breakfast & book(s). #
• 11:09 I want to go back to sleep but I’m too crampy. Trying to read _The Meaning of Night_ but it’s a bore. #
• 13:47 Awesome. Finally fell asleep on floor after most hideous cramps I’ve had in years. Light-headed from too many anti-inflamms. Back to bed. #
• 16:15 Watching a fantastic old movie, "Theodora Goes Wild", and eating lemony chicken soup. I will be fully restored after this! #
• 16:49 Just ordered $66 worth of ovulation test strips, sperm-friendly lube, and pregnancy tests. Here we go again. #
• 19:38 Just did my good deed of the day sending some important fix-it tips to a girl with a new site/affiliate prog. Only because she DIDN’Task. #
• 20:08 What (my) bad period cramps feel like & why I miss them sometimes: tinyurl.com/2kwt5f #
• 20:22 Time to eat something and stop randomly clicking my mouse in a frenzied mania. #
• 22:05 Spent some time responding to fan mail, one from a really cool train buff. #
• 22:33 Bawling my head off after watching Diablo Cody WIN. ROCK ON!!!!! #

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• 09:21 Went to sleep "early" last night so up at a more normal time to get ready for my shows today. Still with the wrong hormones/no period. #
• 09:50 I feel sorry for men. I REALLY do. If all of life is like PMS for them. Kill kill KILL!!!! #
• 10:51 Fiddling with a different cam setup for shows so I can record them. Annoyed by a cam network not having links to performers’ sites. #
• 15:41 Soaking up some Vitamin D & finishing a (not very good) book. Missing one of my fave places in Tacoma: tinyurl.com/yq6mmq #
• 16:29 I feel very guilty & stressed-out by the favors my mom and sister want from us during a period of time when we have to focus on selves. #
• 16:33 Man, I just cannot seem to let go of wanting to SCREAM at people right now. Family: put your yards & stupid house-painting projects on hold. #
• 17:12 I feel a bit better after unloading/venting on poor Delia and having a little cry. But just barely. God grant me the fucking ESTROGEN. #
• 17:16 Considering performing my next show as a barren wasteland and emotional zombie. Wow, I sure sound depressed/ing. Sorry — it will pass. #
• 21:01 My show actually cheered me up. So did our taco leftovers dinner. We’re going to snack on veggies now & watch Michael Clayton. #
• 21:13 Yay for awesome people who joined my/our site(s) this week, especially those who committed to long membership terms. Improves my mood! #
• 00:14 Whoa! Michael Clayton was SO GOOD! I am having a literal BLAST farting the most sulfur-scented farts imaginable. Watching Firefly. #

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• 10:41 In desperate need of new walking shoes. It’s been years since I replaced my "athletic" shoes. My feet are fucked. #
• 12:05 Had some breakfast and started reading _Best Sex Writing 2008_ which, so far, is FUCKING RAD!!!! #
• 12:24 Going to put on some sweats & do some housework before trekking to do a naughty Delia shoot outdoors. #
• 12:31 I lied. I’m still sitting at the computer experimenting with design concepts using my limited mental toolbox. #
• 13:18 We’re packing up and heading out to do some trench-coated photo/video shooting. Want to bring wicked witch doll to shoot, too, but no. #
• 14:38 Grrr . . . so many fucking PEOPLE out we had to abort outdoor Delia masturbation video. Still got a hot set of photos, though. #
• 15:29 Sigh. We need to buy a new camera. Get ready, credit cards, for an additional burden. #
• 16:32 Just shot another set of Delia plus a jack-off video that has left me physically tormented. #
• 17:57 I’m so bad. As soon as Delia left for the gym I got out my dirtiest magazine & moved a vibe into the parlor to have solo sex. #
• 19:03 Just enjoyed a pleasurable stretch/oozy/dorky/dance session to new age music with dark blue dusky skies, stars & breeze through open door. #
• 19:10 Signing up to promote Hancock Studios sites based on this pro-pansexual plug/story: tinyurl.com/2zoanq #
• 19:25 Delia just got home from the gym and is making tacos which I can’t *wait* to eat while we watch some Heroes on dvd. #
• 20:50 I’m so sleepy and so fucked up and my period just won’t start. Over six weeks from last now, & preg tests are negative. #

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• 09:11 I dreamed about my period starting. Bleeding all over. A good sign that it’s almost here. #
• 09:42 I got Delia to agree to postponing her gym trip until AFTER we post updates & shoot content. I’d like to go w/ her, just not in the morning. #
• 10:32 Going to edit some video. Shivering & hoping WebWhore Headquarters heats up quickly. #
• 10:59 The only thing more painful than watching a video of yourself giving a blowjob is wanting to masturbate to a video of yourself giving a BJ. #
• 11:41 Going to bathe, shave & get ready to shoot while video(s) is/are encoding. #
• 13:35 Going to eat some lunch. Saving 4 files of 1 video takes FOREVER. My face (especially eyes) feels puffy; doesn’t make me feel sexy. #
• 14:21 Awesome = wearing sunglasses to eat lunch in our parlor because it’s so warm/bright. In February! #
• 16:17 Popping into our members-only chatroom while I check some stats, etc. #
• 17:11 Left chat. Going to log into Niteflirt under my "cheap & fakey" phone sex persona, JellyRollJane: www.niteflirt.com/jellyrolljane #
• 17:14 One of my webcam’s exposure sensitivity seems to be all fucked up. Need to replace. Totally lame. #
• 17:19 For crying out loud: "We’re sorry, NiteFlirt experienced an error while trying to connect you with the customers in line." But he’s WAITING! #
• 17:43 Harumph. So much for doing phone sex. #
• 19:49 Yay! Blowjob videos are uploaded now and update is posted for members. Going to EAT now! #
• 22:32 Uploading pics we shot today & reading about a pervy rich guy in jail for bad things that I suspect aren’t NEARLY as bad as media says. #
• 23:30 I had the most wonderful white-bread-with-real-butter orgasm during our little middle-aged sex romp between Idol & Make Me a Supermodel. #
• 02:25 Had too much dark chocolate before bed so now I can’t sleep. Instead of continuing to toss & turn I’m getting up to read in the parlor. #

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• 09:52 Having only gotten 4 or 5 hours of sleep makes me want to puke. Or maybe that’s the residual effect of the cheese I ate yesterday . . . #
• 10:10 Just forced out some reluctant, constipated turds. Going to have some breakfast (fyi: talking about turds has never ruined my appetite). #
• 10:57 Delayed breakfast in order to pay bills. And write to Bank of America, an entity run by people who should be tortured & executed. #
• 11:25 SHIVERING/nipples hard reading Obama news. So exciting! And *now* it truly is time for breakfast. And I’m GLAD I’m sleep deprived! #
• 12:15 Distracted from breakfast by io9.com – settling in for REAL now w/luna bar, chai & a book. Giving self 30 minutes (with timer). #
• 12:54 I need to reset my machine, take a shower, then take care of some email. #
• 13:17 Sigh. After resetting my machine, Thunderbird is being a bitch and won’t open. That makes reading/writing emails impossible. #
• 13:37 Bizarre; it was my docked quickcam software preventing Tbird from updating. All is well now. I might be able to finally take that shower . . #
• 14:31 Sigh. Now Pandora is not cooperating with me so I have to find other music to accompany my lotion ritual. #
• 15:04 "Pole tax" news makes me growl: tinyurl.com/2s3bwf #
• 15:39 Best Foreigner song being ruined by use in awkward Gene Simmons’ sex tape? VID: tinyurl.com/24gmrk #
• 15:59 God, I can’t believe I just admitted that I like that song. #
• 16:32 Okay? Now getting server errors when I try to send email. Lots a little buggers plaguing me today. Time for dinner; that will fix me up! #
• 17:58 It appears it will be too cloudy for us to view the lunar eclipse. My tummy is full of swiss chard & a cumin-y tofu noodle dish Delia does. #
• 19:11 In spite of the clouds, we went for a drive and did manage to get a glimpse of the eclipse. #
• 21:13 Don’t tell anybody, but I masturbated VERY QUIETLY to pictures of Japanese toys/figurines & manga. #
• 22:17 Did some naked dancing in the moonlight. Maybe that will get my period started. It’s either "stuck" or I’m pregnant (I hope). #

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• 11:37 Good morning! Time for my ritual morning nose-picking to get out the crusties. #
• 12:39 Going to have a little breakfast while my video uploads creep along. Would love to believe there’s a GOOD reason why period’s not here. #
• 12:55 POSTED! My "Letters from Working Girls" video rants: tinyurl.com/35dcxq #
• 13:04 Reading my gf’s post on her sobriety: tinyurl.com/2l2ljq #
• 15:16 Delia just came home with the BEST dinner fixings! I can’t wait . . . I think I’m going to pull on some clothes & take a walk outside. #
• 15:23 Actually, I’m going to go see a movie by myself. It will be good for me to sit in the dark alone surrounded by people. #
• 15:25 I look and smell disgusting. I hope this will prevent people from sitting next to or near me. #
• 18:05 I am so fucking lucky! Imagine going to the movies alone; when you get home, your girlfriend has cleaned the entire house! #
• 18:52 Yummmmmmmmmm eets deenairthyme!! #
• 01:20 I have been so lazy lately that I almost wish I could sleep standing up. To take some pressure off my ass. #

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