Daily Trixie

• 11:24 Planning a shoot for today. Aiming for something penetrating . . . #
• 12:53 Our neighbor’s cats love cheating death by running as close to our tied-up dog as they can. #
• 13:33 Just ordered another usb microphone for voice recording; I gave mine to my mom when I *thought* I upgraded to something better. #
• 15:07 Yay! New Rx/contacts are in my eyes & feel so moist. Even better, I can see. Also, just logged mysteriously-disconnected cam back in. #
• 16:50 Brewing some tea to accompany lunch of veggies & hummus Delia prepared. Still prepping to shoot ourselves engaged in fuckery tonight. #
• 17:50 Is it my imagination or is our connection really super slow? Or is it just twitter and all of the sites I’m trying to surf? #
• 18:09 (Sarcasm warning): Way to go, USA! Just what we need: OBSCENITY prosecutions! www.avn.com/video/articles/29505.html #
• 20:19 I need to get one of those realistic squirting dildos so I can give Delia a facial. #
• 20:54 The logistics of fucking on cam are sorta complicated, especially when a 5’2" person is trying to throat & ass fuck someone who’s 6’0". #
• 21:58 Wet pussy. Remind me to write a blog entry about what it "does" for a woman (me, specifically) to strap one on. #
• 22:33 Going to have some dinner, watch some tv . . WEAR MY CONTACTS. You know, SUPER exciting shit, man! #
• 23:52 Oh no! No, no no NO! Super cute local 19 yr old boy please don’t proposition me. Your 47 hot MySpace pics almost make it worth its while. #

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• 11:07 Let’s see if I can take a whole day off. Or maybe half a day . . . that’s good enough, isn’t it? #
• 12:46 Getting ready for a hot shower with lots of yummy Alba Organics products during and after. Kukui nut body cream? The best! #
• 14:15 Next in my litany of totally frivolous tweets: I *totally* love our new flat iron! When my new contacts arrive? I might look presentable! #
• 14:53 Going to the bank and out for some lunch together. #
• 17:46 Just back from walking around downtown looking at art & other pretty things. Really pleasant way to adjust my head; enjoyed completely. #
• 18:10 Reset 1 of our machines, logged cams back in, and downloaded the pics we took for an Earth Day gallery. #
• 20:22 Going to the store for new toothbrushes. Might as well get some extra sugarbugs while we’re there, right? To put the toothbrushes to work? #
• 21:13 This taking-a-day-off thing is so sweet! Will try not to get too amped on chocolate so I won’t stay up all night. #
• 22:17 We’re going to watch The Darjeeling Limited; been dying to see it. Am anticipating crying. #

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• 10:08 Nice! I just woke up in a good mood!! A happy Trixie in the morning is a rare thing to behold . . . #
• 11:39 Did my Monday morning bill pay routine and am going to have some breakfast to the sound of lawnmowers in the sunshine. #
• 16:12 Got a present for our hairdresser & hung out while Delia was getting her hair done. Now? Need to figure out something to eat. Not ramen. #
• 17:00 Awesome! Steve Lightspeed banned me from his hearts & roses solo girl board. Mr. fake crimes posting, cries-over-bad-reviews himself. #
• 17:03 OMG — looks like he even DELETED the thread. I hate it when people do that. So now everyone can take his word for it that I’m what: mean? #
• 18:53 Delia’s about to do her show while I? I am cold, fat and floundering. #
• 20:34 We’re going to eat in a bit but I’m DETERMINED to get Delia’s members-only redesign posted tonight. Just three pages to go . . . #
• 22:31 Yay! Delia’s putting the almost-finishing touches on her redesign . . . only a few more fix-ups to do after this to be ready for reviews. #
• 00:29 I do not know how Delia tolerates my obnoxiousness sometimes. Members: check out Delia’s shiny new "area"! #
• 00:29 Wading through social networking friend requests, etc. I do NOT know how people find time for this stuff. #
• 01:28 Something tells me we’re supposed to be in bed . . . #
• 02:12 Hot date tonight with a stack of books: tinyurl.com/5lgz8s #

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• 10:36 We ate an unhealthy portion of cookies last night while watching Harry Potter last night but it was worth it. Going to figure out today soon #
• 10:54 Whoah. Trying to catch up with Heather Corinna’s blog re: controversy over "I was raped" t-shirt. femmerotic.com/journal/ #
• 11:42 Going to have a cookie & tea breakfast, then work on an update for members. And try not to get distracted in between. #
• 12:48 Turning off cam audio while I record something for members so as not to ruin surprise. PS: I *love* the country song, "Behind Closed Doors". #
• 13:06 Trying to figure out the best settings for software, mic, different ways to input mic (m-audio fasttrack thingy), etc. Already frustrated. #
• 13:15 It would be cool if more often when I do things I felt like, "Oh! This is easy! I’m really good at this!" An attitude/emotional problem? #
• 14:13 Sigh. My window of alone-time to make embarrassing recordings is closed; Delia’s home from the gym. Maybe I’ll try again during her show. #
• 14:30 Going to have some lunch, regroup, & maybe write some goals & to-do’s to share with members so they know what we’re working on. #
• 17:05 Realized it was pouring down rain & the dog was still outside; POURING, & she still has to be coaxed inside out of the downpour. #
• 17:08 Love bonding with the dog toweling her off. She *loves* it. Maybe that’s why she tries to get as soaking wet as possible? #
• 19:01 Been slogging through chunks of writing for site improvements. Going to have a poop, a cookie & try again to do that recording. #
• 21:27 Finished recording; quality sucks, but will have to do since I gave my backup mic to my mom. Watching Oprah’s Big Give. #
• 22:07 Am I the only person that is filing an extension rather than doing my taxes this month? You all are so on top of your shit! I’m jealous! #
• 22:56 Woops! I forgot to turn the audio back on in our bedroom after the dirty story recording. It’s back on now & I’m working on posting .mp3’s #
• 23:40 Okey dokey: update posted for members. Going to try to reply to a few emails before bed. #
• 23:55 Only managed to crank out five email replies, but that’s better than none. Going to hit the sack now. #

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• 10:05 Whoah; is google checkout something we could use to sell dvd’s, etc.? tinyurl.com/5r4wsx #
• 10:08 Wow; nothing in their terms prohibiting selling porn memberships, webcam shows, etc. Never heard of Google Checkout til today. Thoughts? #
• 10:14 So not a morning person. Need to do a million things before show but have a hard time figuring out where to start. Or how to stand up even. #
• 11:24 I need me some of those Scientology vitamins & positivity; feel like screaming about messy everything & desire to do better things with time #
• 11:53 Capturing video from last week’s show. 60 minutes to bathe, shave, pick out toys, & other things more time consuming than they sound. #
• 15:32 Wow. Twitter’s "twitpic" terms are really fucking out of control: twitpic.com/terms.do (report you for porn??) #
• 15:38 I had a feeling eating a lunch consisting entirely of lime & salt fritos & bean dip MIGHT be a bad idea. Now I know for sure. #
• 15:57 About to barf looking at pics of anorexic-looking pregnant porn chick. The pics are technically beautiful but so freakish I can’t take it. #
• 16:06 Seriously, has a famine hit Eastern Europe or what? SO TIRED of seeing skin ‘n bones nude models. Some variety at least would be nice. #
• 16:16 Contrast this with girls who are marketed as "fatties" for being healthy weight or just 10-20 pounds overweight. #
• 17:37 Been reading software manuals & helps online trying to figure out something I want to add to Delia’s site. Nothing big, just a timesuck. #
• 17:40 FYI: our county convention is not today, it’s later this month. So no, I didn’t forget or skip out on Obama to do shows. #
• 17:50 I know I need to move my body, strip, talk smile to do my show but all of those things seem very difficult to me right now. 10 min til start #
• 19:03 Bumpy dildos rock the spot! Getting ready for sausage-y penne loving. #
• 20:50 Just performed a stress-relieving emotion-dump all over poor Delia. Think we’ll light some candles, watch some movies & NOT work tonight. #
• 21:03 Woops; I guess it is impossible for me to sit down at the computer without doing SOME work. NOW to spend the rest of the night off . . . #

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• 09:28 Ughhhhhhhhhhhh; waking up to a few "you never replied to my email!" emails. One from a girl who can’t spell her own domain name. Grack. #
• 09:52 Prioritizing is going to be really important today; trying to shoot, finish redesign, forge through emails plus other distracting tasks. #
• 09:59 Having my breakfast bar in bed and maybe a little more sleep; can’t stand the thought of being as sleepy as I was yesterday. #
• 11:58 Just set timer for 45 minutes: let’s see how many redesigned pages I can concoct in that amount of time. #
• 12:56 And the answer is . . . one! ONE page finished in an hour. It’s pretty though. Is it OK if I feel depressed & heavy-laden re: my slowness? #
• 13:33 Switched gears: finding a kinky story to record for members; weighing risks of issues associated with certain taboo FANTASIES (key word). #
• 14:17 Made an entry in my members-only masturbation log: tinyurl.com/6o6uhd #
• 15:26 Pussy dripping from earlier masturbation. It’s lunchtime though so I’m not paying it any mind. Going to figure out what to eat . . . #
• 16:27 Eating hot, salty leftovers and watching some trash television. #
• 17:33 When I click on "replies" I hate having to see where some buttmonkey told me "please dear" to give him a free pass to my members-only area. #
• 17:56 Going to take a bath & think about how best to capitalize on my big belly fat without alienating current fans not into MAJOR chub. #
• 18:29 Oops; got caught up sprucing up more pages so I still haven’t taken that bath. #
• 22:49 Been writing a private diary entry for members. Going to break to make some turkey bacon and eggs. #
• 00:33 We just had some fuck at our house. Now going to download a couple of tunes we just heard: Frank Black/I Burn Today & Eels/Railroad Man #
• 01:01 Sigh. Did lots of work today, but *finished* nothing. I haven’t replied to any emails lately so you’re not the only one. Sorry folks! #

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• 12:33 Oops! WebWhoreHQ cam was down and I didn’t realize it. It’s back up now and I’m looking fetching in red polar fleece & a stinky crewneck. #
• 12:47 Working on a barebones stylesheet for Delia’s members-only redesign. Just so there’s a different color link for dark backgrounds. #
• 13:17 I have no idea what to do with CSS and the bigger problem is that I don’t *want* to know. I just want someone else to do it. A little robot. #
• 13:51 Shit. Just when I get on a roll & am concentrating, I have to get ready to go to the eye doc. I’m excited to get new contacts, though. #
• 14:38 White bra showing through knit navy shirt makes me look so cheap. Wearing it to eye dr. anyway; going to make myself "horny". #
• 17:04 Just got home; can’t see properly due to the dilate & blur drops they gave me. #
• 17:46 There is no excuse for how sleepy I feel except that I must be a really old lady. #
• 18:15 I want to do the most important thing I possibly can do right now, but can’t figure out what that is. Maybe it’s a nap. #
• 18:18 Hard for me to describe how tense & violently enraged I become whenever (too often) I see news of people who want a special porn tax. #
• 18:24 Does anyone know where you can see the Dita Von Teese porn movie? I want to watch . . . #
• 19:06 I am loving Delia’s redesign; it looks so rich & pretty I can’t wait to show it off. Lots of stuff to finish still so might be a day or two. #
• 19:29 Dammit. Room I wanted to reserve to shoot in next week is booked. WHY are there so few people willing to paint rooms with color? #
• 19:41 Out of toilet paper; going to the store for some and a sidetrip taking the dog for a walk. #
• 21:54 Going to take some snackydoodles into bed & watch LA Ink. I hope Kat wears those horrifying flag + the-color-of-fat stretch pants again. #
• 00:34 Worst possible thing to watch before you go to sleep: an Ebola documentary. #

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• 10:19 Had some weird horsemen of the apocalypse type nightmares with baby-slayings, rape, & general blood in the streets, frogs & saucepans. #
• 10:51 Ugh. Sometimes I can’t stand the windbags in this industry that all the girls cluster around for some of their anally dispensed "wisdom". #
• 10:53 The funny part is I actually agree with part of what said windbag is saying; there’s just something about the delivery that chaps my hide. #
• 11:08 I’ve been up for an hour & haven’t even looked outside yet. Sick & wrong, but worse considering we are planning outdoor shoot. Can we do it? #
• 12:39 Industry griping: a post about some posts I maybe shouldn’t have made: tinyurl.com/2ey6pf #
• 13:27 Just deleted a tweet that I regretted. Going to go poop out some food I regret eating. Let the rest of the day be FRESH and SWEET! #
• 16:54 Rawk on! Apparently the only reason I think girls in this industry suck up to men is because I am old, ugly, embittered and scary-looking. #
• 17:27 I need to eat something warm, salty and wet. #
• 17:37 Do you think I should try harder to be a nicer person? Or should I concentrate on things I actually have a chance at being good at? #
• 20:59 It’s funny how the people that drove me batshit four years ago are now the people who make me smile most. #
• 22:02 Example of an ineffectively articulated insult: "Trixie you a dumbass." I need to now go watch some dumbass television — woot!! #
• 00:11 Sexiest TV moments tonight: Kristy Lee embracing Ramiel on Idol and the Next Top Model mylar upskirtish wet & squirmy display. #
• 00:59 There are two many sandwiches featuring hot meats between bread on television at night! It’s torturing me! I want hot meat in my mouth! #

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• 10:48 Trying to Digg something and feeling really uncertain of how it’s "done". Not sure how to label it . . . gah. #
• 11:06 Going to the store for a box of Luna bars because the sale started today — those fuckers are expensive, so $.50 off each is a good deal. #
• 11:56 This looks fucking RAD: www.playthenewsgame.com/ #
• 12:05 If that fantastic bowel movement was any indication, today is going to be a GREAT DAY! #
• 12:27 Time for a breakfast of tea, luna bar (with a side of peanut butter for frosting), and a sit-down with a porn industry magazine (XBiz). #
• 14:43 If I were more capable, I would have hidden galleries, videos & stories on our sites that members could only unlock by doing certain things. #
• 15:06 Need some lunch & a bath before chat / book drawing in an hour with members. #
• 16:29 Les / HomeAlone is the winner of an autographed copy of Best Sex Writing 2008! Woohoo! #
• 17:05 Going outside to jump some rope. #
• 17:20 Classmates.scum is so offensive to me the way they use MY/YOUR name(s) and memory to intercept communiques & charge for them. #
• 18:05 The jumprope: so much cheaper and faster than going to the gym. Spring feels like it’s finally here; really pretty outside. #
• 20:17 Okay; I have dark chocolate caffeine which should be enough to help me accomplish tonight’s redesign/graphics goal. I can do it!! Right? YES #
• 23:31 Yay! I love the way Delia’s shinier members-only area is looking; not done yet, but probably ready to share tomorrow. Now? Bed/tv time. #
• 23:53 I need to stop staring at my handiwork and go to bed. My ass is falling asleep. #

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• 10:53 Glargh . . . woke up to discover some of our cams down. Minus 1. Had an orgasm in my dreams. Plus 1. #
• 12:32 Oooogh . . . Monday morning bill pay ritual is a little tense/tight this go-round. Need to make more money, we do. #
• 13:06 Ugh; our nice neighbor lady drives me nuts with her obsessive lawnmowing. I wish she would get another hobby. #
• 13:14 Logging in the parlour cam to do some exercise. It should be awkward . . . #
• 14:23 I hope my butt decides it wants to poop soon. In the meantime, I’m going to have some lunch. #
• 14:30 It’s hard for me to believe how tiring it is to just wave my arms around in the air for twenty minutes. Exhausting! #
• 15:36 Going to take a shower and try out new hair products and hot iron. #
• 15:44 Forget it. I refuse to shower before I’ve pooped. Such a waste of time. And why do I keep saying "hot iron" instead of "flat iron"? #
• 16:54 Sweet relief! I am now prepared to engage in the civilized process of bathing/grooming. Cleanliness for me? Like visiting a foreign land. #
• 18:31 Taking down WebWhoreHQ cam so I can use it to record a vlog or two for members or more. Parlour Cam down to speed Delia’s show broadcasts. #
• 19:29 Waiting for video to upload on YouTube (will it not post if it’s 29 seconds too long?) & for Delia to finish her show so we can eat yum yums #
• 19:52 I feel so dirty after having an orgasm to this video: tastytrixie.rude.com/v/7D98fwbVT2Z I was in a hurry/it was the 1st one I found. #
• 22:54 My period seems to have drained me of all of my vital fluids. TIRED! #
• 23:44 But now I need to turn off the Nick Cave so the bass won’t disturb my brainwaves while I’m trying to work on emails. #
• 00:23 Me, vlogging abut our most recent trip to Powell’s City of Books: tinyurl.com/327892 #

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