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  • 09:31 Doing some laundry, paying some bills. Delia’s at the gym so I’m alone w/my cranky morning ass which makes me enjoy myself. No guilt. #
  • 11:02 Tummy growling; going to have some tea and my usual luna bar. I must be SO folic acidic. At least that’s one thing I’m doing right. #
  • 12:59 Just got back from running some errands. Lunchtime & more cleaning to commence. #
  • 14:59 I’m so proud of myself for stooping to clean the smut/mildew off the bottoms/edges of sliding glass doors. Fucking gross. Tea tree oil ftw. #
  • 18:43 Just had deliciously greasy tacos and are getting ready to go see Sex and the City. #
  • 00:25 Sorry we’re not on cam, but we’re having too much fun semi-off-cam without audio. It’s personal! #

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  • 10:34 Today is going to be all about cleaning house & pulling together members-only updates. And getting exercise. And trying not to fall asleep. #
  • 11:06 Scanner froze up. Trying to reset it now but it’s not cooperating. Don’t you think Mephisto Waltz is a good score to accompany a poop? #
  • 11:20 Or was it Photoshop that froze? Okay. Maybe it’s time to reset this bitch altogether. WebWhoreHQ cam will be down for a couple minutes. #
  • 12:56 Working on replying to emails. First had to slog through the ones requiring I manually set up access to BloodyTrixie. Boring/time consuming. #
  • 13:16 Delia’s getting ready for her show. Hmmmm . . . what to eat for lunch all by my little lonesome? Feeling sleepy again. This is nuts! #
  • 13:32 Fantasizing about the spa, a massage, warmth, water, nakedness, noodles, rice, eggs, green onions, etc. And more massage & heat. HOT! #
  • 14:02 Sigh. Apparently Delia’s show is at 3, not 2. Which means our calendar is wrong. I hate that. #
  • 15:02 My latest bitch about GIANT TORTILLAS: tinyurl.com/6m23bo #
  • 15:21 I’m totally doing something and enjoying it very much but I don’t want to tell you what it is. My secret. #
  • 18:43 After dinner & a tawdry tv fest (super sweet 16 & the wonderful "I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant") we’re housecleaning. I’m half-assing it. #
  • 18:46 Impossible to open windows & air things out because bastard fucking neighbors have woodstove smoking. IT’S JUNE, FUCKERS! #
  • 21:09 I dream of the day when I can have a soundproof room. I seriously feel like I’d rip my hair out to have silence. Even earplugs not enough. #
  • 21:48 Pic of my fat face and post about my "feelings": tinyurl.com/5fsrst #
  • 23:24 Going to take a mini-bath and get ready for bed. I’m nauseated. #
  • 00:00 Wanted to blog about something that made me cry, but thinking about it made me start crying again. And I don’t want to, so no blogging re: #
  • 00:22 Have a headache from trying not to cry. No worries, though; the trigger was only a song so don’t be concerned. #

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  • 10:32 Nice: started day with a little stretching & exercise. Time for breakfast, then getting ready for show(s). #
  • 11:15 After a week or 2 without, I’m having a mug of tea WITH SUGAR & peanut butter on luna bar as a treat. Want it to be special/perfect. #
  • 12:18 OMG. Accidentally wrote ck for $580.00 instead of $580.22 & bank charged me late fee/missed pmt & raised interest rate 6 points. Fuckers. #
  • 12:23 I’m going to try not to masturbate during my shows today; I’m petrified orgasm/cramps will interfere with implantation. #
  • 12:24 Of course I already did today (masturbate to orgasm) but those are cramps! They wash sperm in inseminations to *prevent* cramps! How diff? #
  • 14:15 Post-camshow I am left feeling like doing a campaign to let people know that sustained, pleasant *smiling* IS work. #
  • 16:49 I’m the queen of naps lately; why am I so insanely midday sleepy? I think it’s my exercise intolerance; muscle formation exhausting me. #
  • 17:20 Took another B vitamin complex and am going to drink a bunch of water; hope that juices me up for next show in 40 minutes. #
  • 20:36 Been googling lots of shit about fertility, sensory integration disorder, cysts on the vulva, etc. Now it’s time to eat dinner. #
  • 21:52 Watching "The Man Who Knew Too Much". #
  • 23:10 I have all the motivation of a bowl of tepid jello. The only thing I might accomplish is growing more solid & resistant to pressure. Donuts. #

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  • 09:43 Plan for the morning: more sex, breakfast, news flash with members only, then a lame ass getting-to-know-you new doctor appointment. #
  • 14:44 Surprise pap smear caught me off guard. I know I shouldn’t be embarrassed of having a cum-filled cunt, but I was. #
  • 17:47 Took a nap; was feeling sleepy from ovulatory cramps that kept waking me up last night & from general overstimulation. #
  • 18:54 I think we’re getting ready to do a Delia shoot. Trying to think fertile thoughts. Sperm? Meet egg! Yes, now . . . activate & implant! #
  • 19:56 I blog some of the songs I *loved* as a child that informed me re: womanhood, music, talent, drama, etc.: tinyurl.com/4e9caj #
  • 21:02 Going to listen to poop, listen to the Connie Francis songs again, and just pack it in. Our connection is really laggy tonight. #
  • 21:58 A little sidetracked watching cute Japanese girls giving head to bananas on youtube. #

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  • 09:32 Special seminal seed planting coming up in a few on the ballroom/bedroom cams. #
  • 10:44 That instead cup insertion for sperm-saving was a little tricky; might have backfired. Very sleepy now. Couldn’t sleep last night/had cramps #
  • 12:36 I have a couple of hours to do some tawdry writing before getting ready for News FLASH! Hope I can finish something nasty for members. #
  • 14:30 Did some off-cam masturbating with my fave Anais Nin story (Hungarian Adventurer). Going to have some lunch & warm my cold feet. #
  • 14:37 It’s always funny that I, a hermit with a deep desire to be invisible, broadcast 24/7 spycams. Where is my invisibility cloak? Need dark. #
  • 15:55 News FLASH! in five minutes. Members: access it & dork dance tonight through Rude on our LIVE SHOWS page. #
  • 17:06 News flash was fun! No one brought this up, though: avn.com/video/articles/30610.html So disturbing in so many ways. #
  • 17:11 My office smells SO GOOD, like kukui nut lotion, melted candy corn, vanilla, & my fave Horn of Plenty perfume. Rare not to smell like farts. #
  • 17:16 OMG. The shit the prosecutors said is just horrifying: avn.com/law/articles/30592.html Inserting a speculum is degrading?!? #
  • 20:49 Getting ready for dork dance. Using a different cam/site/computer setup than usual so hope all goes well . . . #
  • 22:21 Making another conception attempt, this time in missionary because it’s easier to insert instead cup after to hold the cum against my cervix #
  • 22:54 Simultaneous orgaZm does happen in the real world. In my real world. Now for a call with my wanker. #

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  • 10:53 I’ve been so sleepy. So so so sleepy. Hope it is just my body dealing with the increased exercise. Speaking of ex, going to do some now. #
  • 12:03 I have five hours now to do, basically, everything. Head in a spin that aches for more sleep & body craving a warm, radiant heat floor. #
  • 12:50 Why do I feel like barfing? What the fuck is wrong with me? Why do I want to order up one restful coma to go? #
  • 12:55 Ohhhhhh, I see why. Having my LH surge. Coming up: egg(s) a poppin’. Sex tomorrow & Friday morning. #
  • 14:18 Harumph. Main connection took a dive. Reconnecting cams now. Drinking Emergen-C hoping it will pep me up. #
  • 15:24 Trying to exit a stupid discussion on a web"master" board. I hate myself for going to those places. Taking a shower to wash IT off. #
  • 16:56 It’s hockey and chat and dinnertime all at once. The best part? We will engage in all of these things IN BED! #
  • 23:04 Pussy smells good on my fingers. Going to brush my teeth, fill up my hot water bottle for my feet, & try to decide which book to take to bed #
  • 23:06 VOYEURS: we’ll be fucking Thursday & Friday morning on cam since I got a positive on ovulation predictor kit (OPK) for LH surge. #

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  • 08:40 Yikes; starting the day down two hours of sleep which for me usually spells trouble. Chat in 20 minutes. If no one comes, I’m sleeping. #
  • 11:05 Hanging in chat for a few more minutes, printing out my credit report which I haven’t attacked in 2 years. #
  • 13:16 Online credit dispute only allows 120 characters to explain. Even Twitter gives 140! That isn’t enough to contest something, but we’ll see. #
  • 14:02 oops — I got too excited about plugging in my new usb hub / mood lamp and crashed my cam. Try again, Trix! #
  • 14:56 I had to move my members-only news flash session from tonight to tomorrow night due to extreme fatigue. My mouth tastes like coins. #
  • 14:58 A couple of new cams came so my desk cam on housecamz is back up. Waiting for other to arrive to decide what to do with each of them. #
  • 17:54 I had to take a little nap. My mouth still tastes like metal after washing, brushing & eating. Afraid Hong Kong cams were poisoned/toxic. #
  • 18:12 Comparing my clomid prescription to other people’s. Why do these bitches get 150 mg and I only have 50 mg? Goddamn it, I cannot wait. #
  • 19:12 Going to take a bath, absorb some cum, and get some sleep. #
  • 20:04 Damn . . . how come I’m so exhausticated? #
  • 20:11 Most recent conception trick read:insert Instead cup after sex to keep the cum IN & swirling around cervix. Cup now planted on nightstand. #
  • 20:17 Rather than News Flash tomorrow night I’ve scheduled Stanley Cup chat if anyone feels like hanging out while watching Game 6. #
  • 20:19 RE: Obama; I’ve been excited leading up to this, but now I’m tense anticipating the potential ugliness. If we thought Hils was bad . . . #
  • 21:01 Ugh. WHY do I delude myself into thinking it’s possible to have a rational discussion on porn pimp boards? I guess for the traffic. #
  • 22:05 Yum: best aromatic combo of Skin Trip lotion, Delia’s spicy scent, and SEX. That is the smell of us, of home, to me. #

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  • 10:19 It’s morning! It’s payday/bills day! It’s Monday! I like Mondays. Sometimes I even like morning. Today is one of those days. #
  • 11:44 Starving for breakfast. Put another chat session on schedule for today at 4 pacific (another at 11 pm pacific). Must eat now. #
  • 14:11 Doing some exercise on the parlour cam but I look like a dork so don’t watch me, k? #
  • 14:14 Ugh — forget it; I hate it when these fitness shows require you have a billion special gadgets to do their routines. #
  • 15:32 Okay — I managed to get over an hour of exercise in anyway plus some food. Hope Delia comes home from gym soon: forgot rent check. #
  • 18:27 Just had dinner and watched some hockey (I sorta fell asleep for a few minutes, too). Getting ready to go see Indiana Jones now. #
  • 22:35 Enjoyed Indy. Considering moving out of PT. Have a chat coming up in 30 minutes; hope noone tells us who won the hockey game. #
  • 23:31 Mmmkay — everyone must be asleep so I’m leaving my empty chatroom to get in bed and watch the rest of the hockey game (if it all recorded). #

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  • 11:21 I have a hot date in bed with Hiro, YT, Da5id, a Rat Thing, a hot mug of tea, and a luna bar. #
  • 13:01 I love reading about Mike Hammer eating sausage in a diner while I’m unloading a big fat turd in the toilet. #
  • 14:40 Writing a letter with proof to the fucktards on Bainbridge Island who erroneously gave me a parking ticket at the ferry terminal. #
  • 16:08 Heating up some food (beans & rotel, what else?!?) & ordering some perfume I can tolerate for Delia: BPAL’s "The Hesperides". Yum! #
  • 17:33 Getting ready to do some belly dance exercise in 30 minutes on parlour cam: chat afterwards at 7 pm pacific in WebWhoreHQ/members-only chat. #
  • 19:04 Grrrrr! Crazy fucking neighbor kid in our yard again. NOT okay after telling the cops my bf makes her uncomft/was on their property (a lie). #
  • 21:32 I’m in members-only chat for another thirty minutes, fyi. The people seem afraid and leave when I try to talk to them. #

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  • 09:47 Resetting all of our SOY cams; when I woke up & checked the thumbnails were on site, but they all said "Not Connected" on our machines. #
  • 10:31 Diving into breakfast of Good Earth tea, luna bar, and more _Snow Crash_ #
  • 11:05 I can always relate to writer website FAQs re: lack of time to respond to fans: tinyurl.com/669q5g #
  • 11:20 Just bought a certain cam domain relating to yesterday’s research. Now I need to reset my machine, capture some video & get ready for shows. #
  • 11:53 FYI for voyeurs: SOY WebWhoreHQ cam is down while I capture video. Still waiting on replacement cam to arrive for alt view on housecamz. #
  • 14:31 Reading the latest on the Max Hardcore case & feeling hunger pains. Disappointed I forgot to record/archive the show I just finished. #
  • 16:43 Naps are good, mmmkay? #
  • 20:36 Had some dinner after my show and now we’re lazily watching the DVRd hockey game. Waiting on pee test results for potential ovulation. #
  • 22:18 OMG — I *love* watching this female cage fighters. SO HOT and inspiring. Total fucking girl power. #
  • 23:26 Taking a break from the cage fighting (or whatever they call it) to try to decide if I want to eat more things to make me more bigger. #

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