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  • 10:41 Feeling much better after puking and sleeping for 12 hours. #
  • 13:11 Another boring blog entry from me about my headspace: tinyurl.com/59t8ae #
  • 16:20 A slightly more-interesting post about FootNight: tinyurl.com/5jcpzs #
  • 19:38 Ooh! Well isn’t this interesting; I finally have an email from a gentleman to tag "personal" rather than "respond to fan" or "webmaster". #
  • 19:43 Not that I have luxury time to forge recreational "connections", but there are many ways this fellow could be justifiably useful AND fun. #
  • 20:00 Note: I tag ALL email that comes from strangers online as "fan" mail. The email in question is different because I met him 1st in meatworld. #
  • 22:05 I am determined to remember to enter a certain erotic arts festival in 2009. Been picking out potential photo submissions now. #

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  • 20:49 Just got home. Had lots of fun, but now I’m sleep deprived, have a massive headache, and am totally constipated. #
  • 21:10 I am just two fingers away from puking my entire head off. Would get it over with but don’t want to lose headache meds. #

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  • 11:22 Crying reading the email/tribute my sister wrote informing us of their cat’s death by car. #
  • 12:45 Hope to leave in two hours. Lots to do to make that happen, including having some breakfast, shaving legs (and that’s ALL I’m shaving), etc. #
  • 13:34 Just off phone with brother-in-law, trying to hold back tears. Pet deaths are so fucking hard. #

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  • 09:58 Cool! My pics are up on the Seattle Foot Night gallery with my 4.5 shoe size indicated: tinyurl.com/foot-night #
  • 10:46 Getting ready to go out & get my pedicure & brow wax. Embarrassed about sad state of my feet & toenails. #
  • 13:10 Toenails now look good, but brows too skimpy/round. My fault for gabbing too much instead of specifying the arch shape I prefer. #
  • 13:31 I haven’t eaten anything yet today and can’t figure out what I want, if anything, that’s in the house. Need to FEED soon. #
  • 14:23 So sleepy. Want to crawl under the covers with my tuna and catch up on zzzz’s, but don’t want to fuck up my freshly painted toenails. #
  • 14:24 Yes, what I complain of is a distinctly first world sex worker problem only. #
  • 14:57 Lots of phlegm loosened up in my chest during my pedicure sitting in the massage chair. Feel like haucking up green squirrels. #
  • 17:10 A scatty rant from me on the role of night visions, truth and periods in my life: tinyurl.com/5psyk4 #
  • 18:38 twitpic.com/lgmt – The results of my pedicure in prep for being a footnight model tomorrow: tinyurl.com/foot-night #
  • 18:56 twitpic.com/lgq7 – My tiny, little size 4.5 feet compared to a 24 oz bottle of pop. Must do follow up foot soda jerk shoot someday. #
  • 22:32 Instead of cracking down on ho ads on craigslist, maybe they should try banning ads in the Seattle/Tacoma rental section for HI, OR, BC, etc #

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  • 09:44 Words I would NOT use to describe my sleep last night: restful, deep, impenetrable, dark-roasted, thick, dreamless, etc. #
  • 10:24 Uh-oh . . . I think my bowels have a ticket on Mary’s Hot Tamale Train this morning. #
  • 11:40 Been working on too-complicated blog entries. Need to get ready to go to a meeting now. #
  • 15:19 Brrr!! It’s hard to get all sexy for shows when the house is so cold & I just want to stay nestled in fleece, down, & other thick snugglies. #
  • 18:01 Sitting here totally agape at the millions of self-published personal train wrecks exhibited on the interwebs. #
  • 18:01 Slightly comforted by feeling that MY self-published personal wrecks are maybe only volvos in fender benders by comparison. #
  • 18:13 Been sitting here topless for over an hour. Me paps are getting cold; time to put away the titties and pull on some socks. #
  • 18:29 Trying on different outfits, shoes, etc. to wear to Foot Night on Thursday. Need to figure out polish color before pedicure tomorrow morn. #
  • 19:35 I have no fall/winter appropriate high-heel sandals. The white & hot pink ones with the hot pink marabou cuffs? Not even. #
  • 19:37 What "look" will make men want to pay to worship my teeny tiny feet? I’m too old to look young, & feet too small to look smashy-mom. #
  • 21:19 Re: the foot party thing: there are already awesome goth, top and pro dommes going so I’m not even going to attempt targeting those roles(?) #
  • 21:20 Basically I need to figure out what works to highlight the allure of my small feet given my age & limited shoe wardrobe. #
  • 00:50 Dear Target: a fitted sheet is not the place to skimp on a square foot of fabric, fuckers. Sick of wrestling to keep corners on mattress. #
  • 00:57 Finally! I’ve got my sexy foot night outfit ready!! Safety-orange polar fleece hoody, insane florescent patterned skirt & yellow mules. #

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  • 10:14 Going to eat, shower, pay bills, poop, go to a meeting, go to the bank, go to the box, & get ready for shows. Maybe not in that order, tho. #
  • 11:45 Now that I have drained checking account of this week’s deposit, I can move on to sucking the life force out of PEOPLE! Bwahahahaha!!! #
  • 14:04 Just ate some creamy tuna on a hot muffin. {{{{insert smarmy snickering here}}}} #
  • 16:06 Pussy throbbing; amazing how the hitachi magic wand can smooth out even the bitchiest of bad moods. I’ve been . . . realigned. #
  • 16:38 Just put on something hideously ugly: a brown, floor-length, long-sleeved corduroy velour housecoat thingy. I’m so fucking hot! #
  • 18:17 Did some private journaling. Is it redundant to say I’m considering starting an anonymous Al-Anon recovery/process blog? #
  • 20:35 Getting ready for my show in 30 minutes. Going to pick out a dildo I can really look forward to popping in and out of my . . . you know. #
  • 22:23 We’re going to the store & McDonald’s to bring home junk food to watch with Gossip Girl. Show days = me want comfort food. #
  • 22:54 I hope I’ll be able to enjoy Gossip Girl without thinking TOO much about the apt comparison made on the soup between Chuck Bass & Gore Vidal #
  • 02:55 It’s so windy the sound of it woke me up. And I’m wearing earplugs. #

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  • 10:34 Just woke up, but still massively tired & feel on verge of headache. I think it’s from drinking Coke last night. And the night before. And.. #
  • 11:53 I still feel guilty about how awkward/unsure I felt/acted walking by a little person yesterday. #
  • 14:46 Spent an hour or so playing the piano. Voyeurs might have been able to hear it on some cams, just not see it (shy). #
  • 15:11 Time for lunch. Also, my armpits are totally pungent . . . and I *LOVE* it! #
  • 15:36 I can’t believe I’ve never watched Sunset Boulevard: for some reason I had a totally inaccurate idea of its tone/what it was about. #
  • 17:45 Doing some exercise before I wash off my stink. My brain and eyes are kind of bugging out – pre-headachey all day. #
  • 18:53 God, Sunday night is a wasteland without Mad Men. I miss you so much it hurts me, Peggy and Don. #
  • 19:33 My tits are cold. They’re like big refrigerated blobs of fat sitting on my chest. #
  • 19:46 Has anyone here ever masturbated while they were pooping? Just curious because I’m considering killing two birds with one stone. #
  • 20:00 Just came watching this: www.tastytrixie.rude.com/v/VIqrzqEP8nu And no, I wasn’t multitasking. #

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  • 09:56 This morning will feel a lot better after my Ritalin kicks in. Still stiff and groggy at the moment. #
  • 10:46 Going to move from reading Mike Hammer to some inspirational stuff, make my to-do list for the day, then get to work. #
  • 12:03 Before I record my vlog for members, I need to try to de-puff my eyes and face. Feeling very . . . puffy. #
  • 13:01 twitpic.com/kppw – Red, red . . . my lips are red. #
  • 13:04 twitpic.com/kpqp – A welcoming smile at myself . . . errr the webcam . . . errr, at YOU. #
  • 13:38 Harumph. Wasted a bunch of time trying to get my twitpic badge to appear on a blogger blog & wordpress blog: neither worked. #
  • 14:50 Where is our fucking meat thermometer? Ugh. Need to go get another one. I swear we have more than one already in hiding somewhere. #
  • 16:16 A video of me explaining our weiner-roasting stick-whittling techniques during a camping trip: tinyurl.com/weiner-sticks #
  • 17:33 Freshening up and getting ready to go out to a big AA event with lots of food. #
  • 21:46 Saw a few bright "shooting stars" on our walk; might have caught more but park ranger kept tailing us with his bright SUV lights. #
  • 23:04 Wow. Totally exhausted and content. Heavy with peace. #

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  • 08:27 Haven’t pooped in a couple of days because having guests throws off my whole RHYTHM. Hope relief comes SOON, but they’re still here, asleep. #
  • 10:58 Going to have some breakfast & enjoy the silence with my nose in a book for a couple of hours before getting back to work. #
  • 11:32 Breakfast delayed slightly by us standing in window staring out at a buck in backyard. #
  • 13:51 Man, I’m going to feel SO AWESOME when I’m finally able to poop. #
  • 15:20 For those of you curious about why I couldn’t poop until a couple hours after family left, it’s just the disruption to my schedule (guests). #
  • 15:21 Yes, inquiring minds really did want to know. Travel, house guests, waking up too early & having to go somewhere, etc. constipate me. #
  • 17:09 Pics of me in thigh high boots and why I love the CFNM (clothed female nude male) niche in porn: tinyurl.com/trixie-cfnm #
  • 19:02 7 pm and all I’ve eaten today are two luna bars and 2 cups of tea. #
  • 20:41 Ooooh, Ricky Gervais is on Conesy tonight! #
  • 22:47 Did some loosey goosey stretching and flopping and stomping around. So ready to just go to sleep. Also, dehydrated. Need more fluids. #

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  • 08:57 Nothing like a cute 2 yr old waking you up one morning to make you want babies. But they’re staying a 2nd night: tomorrow? Might feel diff. #
  • 12:21 Just back from breakfast and stuff with family. My brain hurts from listening to three generations of my family’s voices. Want QUIET. #
  • 15:37 Trying to get some work done while nephew’s napping & sister & mom are cooking. #
  • 18:39 Crossing my fingers that family leaves early tomorrow morning. I’m exhausted. Need to work harder to increase proximity for shorter visits. #
  • 21:20 My 2 yr old nephew upon seeing Palin on South Park: "PALIN GO HOME! PALIN GO HOME!!" He demanded it, punctuating each word w/his pointer. #

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