Daily Trixie

• 12:20 We have shows scheduled for later tonight (LATE for people east of us in the Seattle area) & I kind of want to get a shoot done today. #
• 12:27 Awesome. I take a bath to shave then a shower for my hair and THEN my body decides it needs to deliver a huge soft-serve poop. So. ANNOYING. #
• 15:31 Totally felt like a lovely spring hippy princess during that shoot — going to make a sweet May Day gallery. #
• 19:32 Need to reset my machine to get ready for my show at the top of the hour: Members go here tinyurl.com/ourcamshows then click on Rude. #
• 00:24 Okey dokey — new vlog & 158 pic Silver Silk Slip gallery posted for my/our members. Womanly curves, blue eyes & many nods to foot lovers. #
• 00:55 I never do this, but I’m going to release a more magically-photoshopped zip of the gallery I’m posting Friday to augment the natural set. #
• 00:58 We edit pics & bandaid out zits, etc. but rarely use filters & blurs, keeping things really natural. But sometimes? A set begs for MAGIC! #

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• 12:38 Been tidying up WebWhore Headquarters. Finding a box for extra buttons, getting distractions & overwhelming lists out of line of sight, etc. #
• 12:41 Uhhhh . . . just joined a twibe for adult webmasters. Visit twibes.com/AdultWebmasters to join (if you are one). #
• 12:43 @Akelaa What is this PG Porn you’ve been talking about? Link please (sorry if I missed it earlier – you can DM me if you want). #
• 12:46 Considering ebaying our Nikon battery pack that we NEVER use & getting a remote so @DeliaCD & I can try to take pics together. #awm #
• 13:08 Feeling depressed by how incredibly sleepy I am. @DeliaCD just asked if I want to exercise but I can barely summon energy to keep eyes open. #
• 17:49 You know what I fucking hate about hashtags? A WASTE OF MY 140 CHARACTERS. The content should already indicate keywords. #hashtagfail (barf) #
• 17:50 Relieved my computer is still operating (and smoothly!) after I beat it with my hand and begged it to "please stop vibrating, cocksucker!". #
• 18:28 Editing a set of pictures I really love for members. Definitely more cougar than schoolgirl this time around. #
• 18:58 This gallery’s taking way longer than usual to edit because there are huge cumstains on the slip I’m wearing that I’m photoshopping out. #
• 19:02 There are some pictures in this set where I look 28 and others where I look 45; I love them all. 36 years old = age chameleon. #
• 20:24 Uploading gallery while @DeliaCD cooks bacon & eggs for dinner & BUYING/downloading some songs. Radiohead’s "Creep", for one. #

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• 11:31 I’m off to the bank, a meeting, and getting rid of a few stacks of books. #
• 13:54 Why yes I *DID* stay after the meeting to talk to a hot blonde about boobs & all the other girl parts she’s missed out on by being straight. #
• 17:32 Going to scout out some outdoor locations to shoot this week. Hoping for blossoming fruit trees somewhere we won’t get caught. #
• 17:36 BTW if you live in WA & can offer privacy, a picturesque location, vehicle(s), etc. where we can shoot nudes, LMK; we can do customs as pmt. #
• 20:09 SCORE! We saw a barred owl and got photos of it, not once but TWICE. I felt bad that we interrupted her snake dinner, though. #
• 23:05 Wrote to friends to see if it’s possible to talk to a cop re: sex worker rights who was involved in the Green River Killer investigation. #

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• 09:44 Is this a bruise under my left eye or just a Very Dark Circle? In other words, Hello morning, you cruel bitch. #
• 12:40 I just posted a blog entry about our Portland trip & hotels as cum-dumpsters: is.gd/uJ0t #
• 12:50 Edited the last to add another paragraph plus a link to @DeliaCD’s post with pics: deliacd.com/weblog/2009/04/portland-trip.html #
• 12:59 An awesome post from @heathercorinna balancing out the "periods (& my BODY)-are-embarrassng" BS messages girls get: is.gd/uJdi #
• 13:23 It’s asinine but I’m making a spreadsheet to keep track of webwhores & "celebrities" who follow me 1st then UNfollow me after I add them. #
• 13:26 It’s not that I expect Twitter reciprocity – I don’t – there are just a few people where it makes me wonder & impacts my opinion of them. #
• 13:30 I also wonder if it’s random tech-prob droppage, but how do you ask someone if they MEANT to unfollow you without sounding like a whiner? #
• 14:36 Just off phone with my wanker; heading to the store to get provisions for a quiche @DeliaCD is going to make for a potluck tonight. #
• 22:23 Super hot dyke at the potluck/meeting was like a cross between kd lang and Matthew McConaughey. Hot fucking accent/voice & everything. MELT! #
• 22:32 Loving @rollertrain’s blog post "about her breasts and more significant things": snipurl.com/gtcvf #
• 22:35 That whole "thrill of victory/agony of defeat" thing could be the conflicted motto summing up a lot of women’s lives (esp. in sex industry). #
• 22:45 Jesus, my ex-girlfriend can be an incredibly snotty little bitch. She’s like a comment troll. WHY did I make this straight facebook acct?!? #
• 22:50 Can I post a reply on my wall to her asking how in the WORLD we ever wound up eating each other’s pussies on a regular basis? Mind-boggling. #
• 23:15 Past couple of years I’ve felt sentimental about old lays thinking maybe I was too critical of them. Truth is? A LOT OF THEM WERE ASSHOLES. #
• 23:52 @StripperTweets Good advice, but if I’d have deleted it I wouldn’t have had the chance to be a sarcastic bitch BACK to her. I’m an ASS. #
• 02:17 Just watched "Heckler" & so should you if you’re an entertainer of any kind who people want to criticize, shit on & take your voice away. #

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• 09:45 Mmmmmm . . . . I plan to have some breakfast and ritalin then go back to sleep for an hour. Then get back up & have breakfast again! #
• 15:40 I feel better than I have in a month after immersing myself in wasting about five hours doing something I’m too ashamed to admit publicly. #
• 16:05 Going to warm up & stretch (members: on SOY wherever cam: tinyurl.com/spyonus ) #
• 21:33 Just posted my webcam show & members-only chat schedule for the upcoming week (they’ll be on Wednesday night and Thursday afternoon). #

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• 10:39 I canNOT stand to see another morsel of the bullshit about cracking down on ads for "illegal services", etc. on craigslist. OFF TOPIC! #
• 12:30 Some of our cams (housecamz & ballroom on SOY) will be down while @DeliCD installs a new hard drive to store our newest photos. #
• 17:07 RT @webgirltweet just added Trixie Fontaine to WebGirl Tweet! Check it out tastytrixie.webgirltweet.com #
• 22:14 Working vicariously through @DeliaCD tonight; she’s editing a hot set of pics for her members while I’ve napped & experienced gravity. #
• 22:37 Sigh. I think I overdid indulging in carbs while we were away: mashed potatoes, stuffing, french toast, grape juice, etc. Now hungover. #

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• 12:41 On our way home. Totally want to go to sleep when we get there. Room wasn’t dark enough to get good rest but cool other than that. #
• 17:19 Just got home . . . reconnected disconnected cams & am now wading through email to check for bombs. #
• 21:01 We need to install a new hard drive before I can download all the pics we took while in Portland. Tomorrow! #
• 23:44 Just joined bookmooch.com (not as Trixie) – hope it encourages me to not horde books AND saves money (I didn’t go to Powell’s, fyi). #
• 23:56 Lucky voyeurs would have just heard me rip a long fart punctuated by two little pops. #
• 00:40 Why the fuck am I still awake? #

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• 08:55 You shouldn’t be allowed to have Mickey Rourke as the wrestler AND Dog the Bounty Hunter in the same dream. #

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• 17:14 Logged a cam in for awhile here at the hotel. Nothing to see though. @DeliaCD getting ready for me to shoot her. Life’s good! #
• 17:56 I have to turn this cam off. I’m playing solitaire while @DeliaCD works. It’s shameful. #
• 23:26 Goddamn it! Every time the people in the room next door start fucking, @DeliaCD makes too much noise for me to listen to her moaning! #

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• 08:23 It’s a beautiful morning, full of sunshine & promise, yet I’m wearied by rectal bleeding. And AT&T keeps interrupting my network connection! #
• 08:36 @NixyValentine Word is just reading it as "one was dead" when you really are trying to say "all were dead but one". Were is right, I think. #
• 08:43 Will go to Powell’s but ONLY going to let myself by books to finish series I already started reading. And maybe the new Natsuo Kirino. #
• 09:54 7 minutes to go until the time we planned to be out of the house. For once I think we might make it (or be close). Wish us safe travel! #
• 22:51 Shot HOT schoolgirl vid of @DeliaCD as bellboy was in hall helping "neighbors". Think they heard me call her a slut. #
• 23:08 GOD my vag is so wet and achy now. Drives me insane. Oh well. I’m going to eat leftover meatballs now. #

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