Daily Trixie

• 09:47 I hate when 12 yr old girls decide to cut through our yard & walk by our picture window when I’m sitting there with my crotch hanging out. #
• 15:36 Whoah . . . feeling a little wobbly after cardio — I totally fell off of the exercise wagon & am trying to climb back on. #
• 17:27 We certainly do enjoy our Saturdays in bed with Lawrence Welk! #
• 20:01 My freshly-washed & flat-ironed hair smells like a warm waxy pineapple & feels silky. I’m editing pics & waiting for leftovers to heat up. #
• 21:13 Rad moonlit, light-painted photography: lostamerica.com and www.arinahnell.com/photos/favorites/ #
• 23:33 A nice, benign little blog entry from me with pleasant garden photos: bit.ly/USsaw #
• 00:28 Filesharing sites make me want to shoot myself in the head, but not before taking out the people who upload our content to them. BLAMMO! #

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• 16:18 I wish I could summon up something more interesting to say than "I’m utterly fucking exhausted". Maybe a blog post w/pics later? #
• 16:51 Settling in to edit photos, listening to New Age music, drinking decaf out of my "special" mug . . . and wishing Twitter would post my shit. #
• 17:52 Going outside to jump some rope for quickly-tiring exercise. But first I need to put on a sport bra or two. #
• 18:33 This seems to be the day of a million resets. #
• 19:41 You know it’s time to take a break from photo editing when your clone & bandaid tools stop working properly. #
• 21:24 I hope eating @DeliaCD’s delicious quiche will cure my headache, but if it doesn’t, it will at least cure everything else. #
• 21:34 I just got the cutest fanpic & message via email from a friend. #

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• 20:11 My sister hasn’t gone into labor yet so we’re on our way home until she does. #
• 23:18 Ready to veg out and crash after a very long but lovely drive under a big beautiful moon along Hood Canal. Hope sister waits days to labor. #
• 23:57 Took some pictures of the moon instead of getting ready for bed. NOW getting ready for bed. #

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• 09:27 This is the kind of shit that sends a cold chill up my spine & makes me want to scream the shit from streetcorners: is.gd/xfKV #
• 10:00 Nervous/excited; going to eat bfast, post an update for members, finish packing & head to Seattle to see my nephew born soonish. #

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• 10:51 I forgot to mention the (fairly mundane) blog entry I made last night: tinyurl.com/ceoawj #
• 13:55 Encoding video, heating up chili & am beginning to write the 1st piece of erotica in the short & horny reverse mad libs series for members. #
• 16:06 @furrygirl Oh noooooooo — please tell me Hathor is still making their lubes . . . #
• 17:38 I know, voyeurs, that this orange polar fleece crewneck sweatshirt & my double chin aren’t flattering, but I’m so COZY this way! #
• 20:28 You can criticize Oprah’s free KFC offer all you want; I printed our coupons & I’m going to ENJOY my biscuits & gravy. Excuse 4 carbs isgd. #
• 22:09 I wonder if Obama is going to bail out Oprah & KFC since people are bragging about printing 50+ coupons to take to homeless shelters. #
• 23:53 Just enjoyed a friendly phone call with @AmberLily. We like to have those every so often. #
• 00:04 It amazes me how many media mavens talk up Jimmy Fallon. WHY? Does he eat great over-40 pussy or what? What does he offer? #

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• 13:59 Oh boy. A nice (but confused) member sent money orders to me made out to Trixie Fontaine and another to @FurryGirl. We can’t cash those. #
• 14:21 @furrygirl I’ll mail you a copies of what he sent & whatever I reply (including your proper info). Poor dude wants more of our "menses". #
• 15:48 Brrrrr . . . maybe we put the heater away too soon. #
• 15:52 I fucking hate reading advice columns written for men telling them how to "encourage" us women to bathe, scrub, shave, shower, etc. #
• 17:33 Yesterday I bought something (inexpensive) for @amberlily that made all of the men in the store turn around and drool. No, not panties. #
• 20:02 Word: I’m a lardass. We’re watching Payback (fucking LOVE that movie) & need more ice cream (non-dairy). And maybe garlic prawn rolls? #
• 20:07 This is how my poots just sounded on the toilet: chuff. CHUFF! Chuff. #
• 22:56 Definitely some annoying parts of Payback that I’d forgotten about, but Lucy Liu & other stuff make it all worth it. #
• 23:41 Looking at pics of a really cute guy my ex-gf invited me to have a threesome with years ago. Not that I regret not doing it. I don’t. #
• 00:39 Our lights are flickering, perhaps because of the windstorm which means we could lose power and/or internet, taking down our spycams. #

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• 10:08 Shit! My sister lost her mucous plug yesterday while we were out & I didn’t notice her call until now. Fortunately we didn’t miss anything. #
• 10:13 It’s totally fucked up how much less exciting the impending birth of my second nephew is compared to how I felt with the first. #
• 13:02 My chore for today is to DO things, take a lot of deep breaths and not worry about anything. #
• 16:36 Doing stuff around the house, packing, wrapping presents, etc. to prep for leaving at a moment’s notice when my sister goes into labor. #
• 21:17 To possibly FURTHER complicate getting to my nephew’s delivery there’s now a severe windstorm warning which could fuck up ferry travel. #

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• 12:29 Reading some Beatrix Potter. How could I have forgotten what a flaming little asshole Squirrel Nutkin was? #
• 15:37 Just back from a decadently gooey lunch and a walk in the woods. Saw tons of trillium & tiny little orchids. Probably should’ve taken cam. #
• 17:38 Blech — the way I feel now after the panini for lunch is proof that one lactaid is NEVER enough. #

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• 10:23 twitpic.com/4cem5 – Happy May Day! Getting ready to post 191 more pics from this set for my members. #
• 11:50 Trying to decide if I should shower before I record my members-only vlog or just change out of the nightshirt I was wearing for the last 1. #
• 14:27 May Day is the most fun in the whole wide world. Just put flowers on our good neighbors porch, rang the doorbell & ran away laughing. #
• 15:10 I’m going to spend some time in the sun with a pile of frivolous books next to me. I might even read a few pages in them. #
• 15:17 Jesus. Just when life seemed perfect, my mom calls. My pregnant sis has a respiratory infection. You *know* she wanted to say "swine flu". #
• 15:45 Very nice way to pass the time, increasing the freckle population on one’s calves and shoulders. #
• 18:05 After I hollered at the girls in the tree to stop screaming, all was peaceful until someone down the block started warming up his accordian. #
• 18:40 I’m so old school that it seems like a big deal that @DeliaCD has a gallery up on thehun.com/ (it’s the shiny Obama dildo one). #
• 18:42 @TastyTrixie (yes, myself):I guess if I were REALLY old school I’d know that it’s not a big deal unless it was nine years ago. #awm #
• 19:53 Eegads! Just realized my video and photo archives for 2009 are all labeled as "2008". Makes it look like I haven’t updated for a whole year. #
• 21:06 Dusk here; talking to wanker on phone in parlour I saw a swoosh of white. Barn owl landed on fir tree outside. 2 different owls in 1 week!!! #
• 21:51 You have NO IDEA how jazzed I am about our recent owl sightings. Makes me feel hugely blessed & spiritually encouraged. #
• 02:07 Argh — I can’t sleep. Getting up to do some reading instead of wasting time tossing and turning. #

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• 10:33 Woke up slowly, watered some plants outside in the sun & am going to enjoy breakfast. I’ve got a show at 1 then members-only chat after. #
• 11:25 Embarrassed by my susceptibility to paranoia: feeling anxious re: my nephews (one about to be born) getting swine flu. Sis works in hosp … #
• 17:37 Enjoyed pleasant, low-key show and members-only chat. Loving the distant sounds and smells of springtime through the open windows. #
• 17:55 Do you ever get a beautiful glimpse of how awesome your life would be if you didn’t feel like you needed 20 hours of sleep every day? I do. #
• 21:53 I am determined to get this May Day gallery edited & posted for tomorrow; it’s the 7th anniversary of my site’s members-only area opening. #
• 22:18 Sent a link to @audaciaray’s "I am a Sex Worker" PSA bit.ly/yDZn0 to friend from high school, a cop wondering about addiction stats. #
• 22:42 Doing some tidying while gallery uploads and releasing some very zippy farts! These pics aren’t going to get posted til tomorrow, though. #

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