From Twitter 12-20-2010

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  • 00:33:50: Had a conversation with my wanker & posted an archived cam show: http://www.tastytrixie.com/photos/new-webcam-show-archive-pic/
  • 12:51:32: Hard not to cry when my sister calls me crying. She’s mourning leaving her very intense job to move to a more boring locale.
  • 14:34:21: We damn well better get to go see The Fighter AND True Grit in the theater.
  • 16:06:52: Call me at my cabin for cheap, horrible phone sex and/or chat: http://niteflirt.com/jellyrolljane 1800TOFLIRT ext 0125299 LIMITED TIME!
  • 16:46:56: Trying to call @AmberLily but it keeps disconnecting after a ring or two. Also: we got a very mysterious yet highly useful gift.
  • 17:04:14: Logged out as JellyRollJane so I can return home. It’s getting too dark and spooky at the cabin!
  • 19:11:19: We are so lucky to have awesomely thoughtful kind and generous friends.
    {{{{{ @AmberLily }}}}}} – THANK YOU!!!
  • 19:33:01: Phew! Just “rescued” a couple of domains that should’ve been mine that people have been using for nefarious purposes for many years.
  • 22:59:25: I’m really excited about the beautiful locally-created Christmas gifts I’m discovering that are perfect for my family.
  • 23:14:58: RT @UndressJess: I’m watching the moon live on this page! Let’s watch the lunar eclipse together!!! How universally romantic is THAT!? …
  • 23:36:35: Getting ready to shoot some sexy pictures of @DeliaTS then perhaps watch the eclipse if done in time.

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From Twitter 12-19-2010

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  • 00:00:51: I very much enjoyed our members-only chat and my webcam show today, thanks to a) feeling beautiful and b) lovely people watching & in chat!
  • 00:08:33: Do you think it’s too late for me to learn to stop saying unhelpful, totally immature things? Believe it or not I actually DO censor myself.
  • 00:11:10: Seriously! I censor myself hundreds of times a day. Maybe thousands! Some shit still slips through, though.
  • 11:52:50: Just woke up to the most magnificent fan mail.
  • 18:18:37: 4 of 5 stars to Now and On Earth by Jim Thompson http://bit.ly/dFXtnl
  • 18:23:19: I know I should be doing something more productive than reviewing books read for pleasure. Unfortunately my video editing software froze up.

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From Twitter 12-18-2010

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  • 16:55:11: Did you see me putting makeup on via our spycams? I have a show in six minutes, members! Wearing men’s shirt, vibrators picked out already.

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From Twitter 12-17-2010

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  • 01:19:48: Voyeurs: I know, you’re seeing me at the computer like I’m doing something productive, but we’re just printing CHRISTMAS CARDS.
  • 01:20:41: Just for @DeliaTS family out of state; sorry to say not getting around to cards for friends or even most relatives.
  • 03:21:19: In resurrecting an old blog, I was reminded of this artist & her intimate, lovely work: http://toisennhauser.com/work
  • 03:38:36: Sometimes I feel so fucking inspired! And then I realize I have to pay the bills and maybe bathe and stuff my guts with noodles.
  • 12:31:45: On the way to the cabin got behind big truck hauling cedar limbs & boughs & branches. It smelled SO.GOOD!
  • 14:59:56: We have shows today! Mine is in 2 hours (at 4 pacific / 7 eastern). Members go here: http://tinyurl.com/ourcamshows & click on Rude link.
  • 15:40:33: Procrastinating on cleaning the toilet. And plunger. Not the best foreplay for a sexy webcam show. Doesn’t really turn me on.
  • 23:31:26: For members, a post about fingerbanging myself earlier this week & what I was fantasizing about: http://tastytrixie.com/members/secretblog/
  • 23:35:55: I’m running in safe mode. I wonder if that’s a metaphor for life or something.

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From Twitter 12-16-2010

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  • 17:04:59: Just got home – it’s so cold in here I squealed when I set down on the toilet seat to unload a huge just-off-the-road poop.
  • 20:02:34: We totally unpacked already. Like grown-ups! I may have 5 million emails & messages to reply to, but there are no suitcases laying around.
  • 20:27:23: I’m at a point in life where I want to be a nice person, but still have strong urges to say to lots of people, “you’re a fucking retard.”
  • 23:11:43: 3 of 5 stars to Bohannon’s Women by Joseph Hansen http://bit.ly/fSVdvN

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From Twitter 12-15-2010

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  • 11:03:54: Our cheap, off-season, beautiful view this morning. http://twitpic.com/3g7amo
  • 19:30:08: Watching people in the dark low tide using headlamps, digging clams. Light face up, lights face down, lights turn to talk to each other.

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From Twitter 12-14-2010

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  • 13:43:26: Uhhhh . . . I think something is leaking out of my butt. Like a couple of drops of cinnamon oil infused with tar-scented gas. STRANGE.
  • 13:47:42: I hate clicking on a news link on the internet and having it lead to a fucking video. I just want to read the shit real fast-like!
  • 18:26:39: Perfect. 1- I lost my wallet 2- realized this @ check-in to hotel that will have NO POWER from 11-7 & 3- about to be stranded by flooding.
  • 19:05:18: Phew! @DeliaTS found my wallet lodged in the strangest little hidden cranny! Well not exactly THE strangest, but pretty strange.
  • 19:41:55: Happy & ready for a swim, steam, soak & sauna! http://twitpic.com/3g0z0r

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From Twitter 12-13-2010

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  • 20:26:04: Still lots of mopping up, waiting on more drives for backups, machine probs, etc. @chrisorourke Only PS3 game X: 15 min of Star Wars demo 🙁
  • 20:28:35: Gawker sites’ being hacked, tumblr’s constant downtime & that Chase bank site multiple-day downtime have been an annoying comfort to me.
  • 20:30:27: @chrisorourke I should blog about how I have no patience/interest in game stories. I just want to mash buttons!! PS3 mostly for movies/porn.
  • 20:33:21: It’s a special day for @DeliaTS and I. We may be gone for a few days, fyi. But we have camshows Friday & Saturday! http://twitpic.com/3fr1us
  • 20:37:10: SHIT bad grammar. I should have typed “it’s a special day for @DeliaTS and ME!”
  • 20:40:50: OMG hello big hot clit: http://rikochanpornstar.com – just last night at a potluck I was talking about my adoration & envy of Giant Clits!

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From Twitter 12-12-2010

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  • 01:48:38: Yeah, well so fuck that whole going to sleep super early thing. I guess. Damn me!
  • 13:19:23: I have this one song stuck in my head about pitching a wang dang doodle.
  • 16:46:28: Just got home from the cabin where the most productive thing I did was masturbate. A few times and such.
  • 23:09:45: Just got back from long (5+ hour) trek, meeting & potluck. Good stuff, though.
  • 23:35:24: If I could stop time for everybody but @DeliaTS and myself for 45 days I think we could really start 2011 off with a very profitable bang.

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From Twitter 12-11-2010

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  • 01:24:58: My convenient plastic bowl of soothing soup turned into a nightmare when I mistakenly put boiling water in the pyrex measuring cup.
  • 01:26:38: Then I sprayed soda all over the kitchen @DeliaTS lovingly cleaned up. MY INCOMPETENCE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
  • 01:27:49: And that is why I cry at night in the dark. Because I’m 37 years old & still measure the water for instant soup mixes & break shit doing it.
  • 11:43:57: It’s difficult to dress oneself when one is a 5’2″ small-boned woman with a fucking 35 inch waist. I’m totally not joking around here.
  • 11:52:37: Maybe if I shop in the short & round section of men’s pants I can get some that fit instead of trying for women’s pants that have hip room.
  • 15:27:10: Free video highlights & pics from @DeliaTS November updates: http://deliats.com/Newsletter/November10/index.html
  • 17:41:31: Just did some housecleaning w/ @DeliaTS using holiday-scented cleansers, listening to awesome Xmas mixes from Mr. Shrdlu & KnightWhoSaysNi.
  • 17:43:36: We got those customized cock-tube bathing shorts & open-bottom panties on Etsy, @greenguy89 @DeliaTS – I’ll PM you the link to the store.
  • 19:55:19: Checking out what some of our porn videos look like on tv using the PS3. Look good, but I hate the cheap sounds of our amateur camcorder.
  • 20:42:16: I’m in a great mood right now. My lofty Saturday night goal is simply to get to sleep by 11, STAY asleep for 8-9 hours, & start fresh!
  • 21:26:08: 3 of 5 stars to Sag Harbor by Colson Whitehead http://bit.ly/cJlTsC

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