Daily Trixie

• 12:20 Why am I sitting at the computer when I should be CLEANING?!? @DeliaTS has already done 20 times as much as I have. #
• 13:26 We’ve been neglecting our clip store; I’m uploading some more vids to it while we do some housecleaning: clips4sale.com/studio/8131 #
• 14:54 Why does it smell like someone’s been smoking marijuana in WebWhoreHQ? Windows shut tight against neighbors’ smoke & cold & wind. #
• 14:54 Our exciting plans for tonight after house is clean: watching How to Marry a Millionaire. And I *do* mean *exciting*!! #
• 17:38 Took a break for pizza & s ome television; now I’m about to fall asleep while @DeliaTS, as usual, is working her butt off. #
• 20:13 I have a huge toxic dildo I need to hide & don’t want it to TOUCH our other toys. Wonder if an upside down paper bag will arouse curiosity. #
• 20:59 Strategically placing backpacks & camera bag over carpet stains. Deeply desiring a massage & the sound of tinkling windchimes. #

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• 11:56 Eating a brownie & watching Mike Tyson crying on Oprah before bed was a bad idea; slept very poorly, dreaming of tear-stained Tyson. #
• 12:44 Getting ready to make the long trip to suburban malltown for @DeliaTS laser appointment & to pick up things we need for a shoot. #
• 21:04 So tired! Just got home; stuck in not one, not two, but THREE construction zones on what is already a long-ass drive. #
• 00:23 Tomorrow is going to be the giant day of housecleaning. I so can’t afford to be devoting a day to that, but what can you do? LANDLORDS. #

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• 06:44 Woke up to pee, sucked down some pepto in response to top ramen/brownie overload & haven’t been able to go back to sleep. #
• 07:26 RT @mkhall: RT @MaudNewton ‘Why make him into some Darth Vader / For sodomizing one eighth grader?’ Trillin on Polanski: bit.ly/FrzfY #
• 07:28 Been sitting here for the past hour researching options for payment processing I’ve previously not considered much or needed updates on. #
• 12:22 Finally went back to sleep after @DeliaTS and I did some early morning fucking. Now I’m awake and possibly semi-refreshed. #
• 12:36 It’s getting VERY windy here, so we could lose internet and/or power, and therefore cams. If we go down, you’ll know that’s why! #
• 13:48 Now uploading a pee video I just edited for members. Still have to put finishing touches on taxes, figure out how much $ I can send now, etc #
• 15:52 I smell like cum. Just like raunchy, wet fucking sex. Had to cover it up a little because we’re going out to run some errands. #
• 17:59 Back from errands & dinner. Now I need to work on the rest of my members-only update for a couple of hours or so. #
• 18:05 @jo300033 I do hold back in my tweets sometimes when I feel like bitching even more than I alread y do or feel hopeless when I’m overwhelmed. #
• 19:17 About to take a quick bath while photo gallery uploads. Wearing a sign on my face that says "I’d rather be blogging". #
• 19:49 Decided to use lemon-scented bath oil on a soft baby washcloth to wash my anus and ass crack. Because I’m so slick & gentle like that. #
• 22:40 Members-only update posted . . . . finally! I need a bedtime snack now. #

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• 14:52 twitpic.com/lf593 – Now that my hair is soft & wavy, I’m back at the taxes. #
• 14:54 Huh. Why are all of my twitpics saying they have only been viewed once each? Bizarre. #
• 19:14 Had a lovely dinner laughing over Gossip Girl then took a beautiful walk in the woods as it fell dark. #
• 19:16 My poor wanker has constructed a very detail-oriented dodecahedron-reliant financial fuckery game, but alas: I’m too busy with taxes to play #
• 23:16 I think I really deserve a brownie or something after I finish these taxes. Okay, YES, I did waste some time playing a game, but still . #
• 01:06 Since almost all our checks come to me, @DeliaTS made barely any money on paper so I claimed her as a dependent. Fucking wacky, eh?!? #
• 01:08 Seriously, I had to erase shit a bunch of times after discovering I qualify as "head of household". So bizarre since *I* depend on HER. #
• 01:42 Speaking of wacky, I am hyped up and singing barber shop quarter type of songs: Ida, K-K-K-Katy, By the Light of the Silvery Moon, etc. #
• 01:43 Make that barber shop QUARTET, not quarter. I also use my mouth to make the tap-dancing sounds in Silvery Moon, FYI. #
• 01:44 Yeah, YOU TOO could be listening to/watching this crazy shit on our spycams. No fucking, just brownies & barber shop quartet sung solo. #

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• 10:49 It’s starting to get cold (finally). I’m kind of nervous about having more dark hours since I had such a hard time last winter. #
• 12:14 I really enjoy reading lovingly-written reviews of my girlfriend’s website: reviewshemales.com/images/delia/index.html #
• 14:05 I’m totally supposed to be doing our taxes right now but have been hyperfocusing on continuing project began yesterday instead. #
• 14:15 Oh dear lord. Just remembered my printer decided to stop working. This REALLY puts a crimp in tax day. Goddamn it to hell. #
• 16:21 The good news is we a te and our printer magically began working again. #
• 16:45 I know it’s ridiculous, but I feel like I just can’t go on without finding my tablets of lined yellow paper. #
• 19:28 Logged in roving cam so you can see me sorting tax stuff at the kitchen table, bundled up because I’m too cheap to turn on heat. #
• 22:41 Jesus FUCK, someone shoot me now. The fucking landlords are coming. At least they said they’re not moving here anytime soon. #
• 22:44 They live in Alaska so you know they had this trip planned well BEFORE today, but this is the notice they give? We have shows scheduled! #
• 22:55 Didn’t get taxes finished today, but I will tomorrow. Trying to look on bright side of landlord visit. Ummmmm . . . yeah. Hate deporning. #

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