• 11:50 Not much time to eat and squeeze out a morning poop before the precinct caucus. Steeling myself to be annoyed by Kucinich dildos. #
  • 12:13 Eating my luna bar, some decaf English breakfast, & pondering whether to tweet about the gross specifics of my poop. Hard to restrain self. #
  • 12:27 My hair feels soft/silky. I suppose I need to get dressed now. The air outside will no doubt destroy soft/silkiness. LIFE in the fast lane! #
  • 15:11 Sweet! Unless some disorganized Dems wreck it, I’ll be going to the county convention, bitches! GO OBAMA! #
  • 15:30 Been plotting my "Trixie the Delegate" costume(s). It’s lunch time; have to get ready for show #1 after that. #
  • 17:24 Wiggling into corselette/open-bottom girdle for my show. Considering masturbating FIRST, chatting LATER. #
  • 19:54 Had a pleasant show & good orgasm. Now annoyed with Victoria’s Secret wishlist limitations. Wouldn’t use but for popularity amongst fans. #
  • 20:02 SHIT. I totally forgot to record a "teaser" for my Rude show. HATE those teasers; good idea, but wish I could upload a recorded clip. #
  • 20:33 Just sent a Valentine to my Sugar Daddies: tinyurl.com/35mn2k #
  • 00:03 Watching that air guitar documentary; makes me want to make a porno about an air guitar groupie w/beautiful AG performances & sex. #
  • 00:12 I would also like to make a porno called rochamho that follows a horny person through a rock-paper-scissors tournament. #
  • 01:43 Why am I still awake? #
  • 02:06 Well, as long as I’m *awake* I might as well mock up yet another basic design for Trixie.com. Why do I have so much shit to do? #
  • 03:11 In my waking dream I am downloading typography wisdom & knowledge directly into my brain. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter