Daily Trixie

• 08:32 Last night was a night of farts like no other. I had farts sounding like meteor strikes, vomiting elves, tin whistles, & more. The smell! #
• 08:54 Our entire bedroom is befouled by the stench of my fartfest. Brewing some tea for breakfast. Oooh, just blasted another big fart. #
• 10:11 Capturing video from a show last week and getting ready for shows today. #
• 12:15 I need to eat before my show in 45 minutes. Keep your fingers crossed that I won’t also develop the urge to poop before showtime. #
• 14:09 Just had an orgasm, wrapped up my show, got dressed and am out the door to pick up fertility drugs. I am America. #
• 16:15 Finding mistakes in my last members-only update. I need something to eat before my next show. #
• 17:39 Could a B Vitamin rescue me from the torture of lethargy? Hope so. #
• 19:07 Thank you g-spot for just being you. And thank you fresh batteries for making the plastic vibrate against my spongy "power bundle". #
• 22:31 Sometimes I cannot follow people’s bizarrely written trains of weblogged thought. Why do I try? #
• 23:31 OMG this Speak ‘n Spell sim brings back memories: www.speaknspell.co.uk/speaknspell.html (especially on/off). #
• 23:35 Oh wait, this one is a little better: www.kevinstonge.com/files/speakandspell.swf (sounds not as good, but more functions) #

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• 11:30 Forcing myself to get dressed and leave the house for some exercise and low-key non-verbal human interaction. #
• 13:49 Dropped off clomid prescription. Mixed feelings about that. Time for me to have some lunch. Assuming PMS is what’s making me really sleepy. #
• 14:21 My appetite is in maximum overdrive; lord deliver unto me a box of ding dongs, burger, a salty potato soup, fried noodles, chocolate cake & #
• 15:46 Wakefulness is overrated. At least, I feel that way right now. #
• 18:35 The cool thing about longer days is that when you wake up from a nap IT’S STILL LIGHT OUTSIDE! It’s like a second chance. Now to waste it! #
• 21:33 Watching Enchanted (as I am w/Amy Adams). I guess we’ll call today a day off. Going to store for goodies. #

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• 09:10 Sigh. Another morning started with too little sleep. God grant me at least eight hours next time! #
• 09:54 Hmmm . . . could I go back to sleep? I know I’m *allowed* to, but is it physically/mentally possible? Will consult with tea for answer. #
• 10:09 If you were watching our outdoor spycam you’d have seen deer just now. Firing up old laptop in bed: is it strong enough to be my man? #
• 12:36 Need a modern, functional laptop for writing & blogging in bed. Had to do things the old-fashioned way (ink on paper) which is nice, but … #
• 16:22 My latest anti-American Idol / ANTI-anti-porn legislation blog rant: tinyurl.com/67ybrk #
• 17:07 Had fried tofu for lunch & watched tv. Gasp! The man in the yellow suit totally let Curious George surf the web unsupervised for HOURS! #
• 18:06 Just shot a set of Delia photos; she’s peeing and then we’ll do some video. #
• 22:01 Fell asleep after dinner watching "Walk Hard"; was enjoying the movie, I was just totally feeling sleep deprived. #
• 23:07 WebWhore Headquarters smells like a gigantic fart. I am a smelly lump of soy products, refried beans and lard. #
• 23:26 Glarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr . . . I am a very sleepy zombie. #

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• 11:34 Struggled for hours to get to sleep last night. Head is too excited inside. Having some breakfast now. #
• 18:45 Enjoyed a much-needed post-lunch nap. I know I haven’t blogged about working today, but I seriously have done (some) work. #
• 18:46 I meant tweeted. Haven’t t-t-t-t-Twittered about work today. #
• 20:44 Setting up to shoot some sexy pics of Delia and maybe a video? #
• 21:21 My chili farts are so fucking rank tonight!!! Yeah!!!! #
• 23:05 My mission today/night is to pork out. If we lived in a real city I would be getting myself a motherfucking juicy burger right now, k? #

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• 09:28 Good god; I thought the exercise/cam thing I scheduled this morning was at ten, not nine. What the hell was I thinking? Going into chatroom. #
• 09:48 This yoga shit is way too fast & hard for me at a decent hour, let alone first thing in am. Much prefer tai chi. In chatroom now. #
• 09:58 Going to do some belly dance exercise thingy on the parlour cam now; have a feeling I’ll be interrupted by need to poop. #
• 11:37 Had a nice chat with Nugget and am now going to have some breakfast and maybe an hour of sleep. I know I always say that & don’t but . . . #
• 14:54 Had some lunch including yummy lapsang souchang (tea). Getting my mom’s Mother’s day present ready. Need to mail it soon. #
• 15:15 Getting ready to go downtown to buy mother’s day cards and mail package to my mom. #
• 17:22 Always fun to chat with my mailbox place guy; he is the only person in town I have conversations with. Fine by me! #
• 18:15 Going to get ready to go see a movie (Iron Man). I’m hungry for snackydoodles & Robert Downey Jr.! #
• 21:54 Hate to break it to you BUT male strangers shorter than Delia, esp. strangers who appear to be five feet tall, need not apply to top her. #

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• 10:06 It’s great to be awake enough to actually *listen* to wake-up music. "Road to Nowhere" is such a hugely absurd existentialist favorite. #
• 11:44 Belly dancing equals better bowel movements. It’s a gut massage! #
• 12:39 Did my Monday bill-pay routine. Searched new catalogs for bargain wear for shoots. Sorted mail – you know the drill. #
• 12:59 Setting members who requested it up with comp passes to BloodyTrixie.com then editing pics. Listening to Gram Parsons & Emmylou Harris. #
• 14:21 Yay! Got warm fuzzies on submission; guess it didn’t suck as much as I feared it might. Sigh of relief. #
• 15:53 Had some lunch and now I think it’s time for a nap. Maybe . . . we’ll see. I *might* do some exercise on the parlour cam in half an hour. #
• 17:11 Just made a google adwords complaint for that insulting "belly fat is nasty" ad popping up on my goodreads profile. Fuck U diet charlatans! #
• 17:14 Had a wonderful stretch session on/by/with the balance ball. In combo with belly dance exercise last night I feel incredibly splendidly fab. #
• 18:09 Crying reading Deborah Jeane Palfrey’s suicide notes. #
• 18:29 This might be a tacky thing to ask, but does anyone know how to send cards, etc. to Palfrey’s mom & sister? In memoriam/for mother’s day? #
• 19:02 Trying to do some webwhore evangelizing on a "straight" blog where people are talking nonsense. #
• 20:17 I don’t even want to ask if our connection could be any slower. Instead we’ll eat some dinner and watch some television. #
• 23:30 Had a delicious masturbation/sex session followed by watching Dan in Real Life (better than it began, for real!) #

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• 11:50 Awesome personal blog entry about class, coffee & who tips well/who doesn’t: tinyurl.com/4qr76a #
• 14:21 Listening to RATM doing Calm Like a Bomb is a *balm* for my premenstrual spirit. #
• 16:05 I don’t know what I did, but for some reason firefox stopped showing images on magiccards.info – what did I do? IE works. #
• 16:08 Got a gallery ready for my members; waiting to upload til after Delia’s done w/shows. Taking a break for lunch now. #
• 20:44 Mmmmm. . . yummy sushi rolls by Delia and now? Going to do some "shimmy" on our parlour cam. #
• 22:47 Posted an update for members, wrote back to a college friend who thinks I don’t care about her, going to bed. #
• 22:54 Oh yeah, here’s a new blog entry I wrote with naked pics of me: tinyurl.com/63webe #

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• 10:44 Getting ready to go get some exercise and fresh air. Be back around 1:30 pacific with a plan. #
• 13:16 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh, delicious. My body/spirit needed that. And now? They need some lunch! #
• 14:41 Shower? Nap? Or something more ambitious, like masturbation? I’m sleepy, but resisting catching up on sleep. #
• 14:49 Ahhhhhgh, rolling around on balance ball feels soooooooo gooooooooooood. Everything feels soooooooo gooooooooooood today! #
• 15:19 Just had a couple of orgasms to a couple videos: tastytrixie.rude.com/v/CCM5UYm1eLK & tastytrixie.rude.com/v/HwbfqOTX0gS #
• 20:50 The problem with me and exercising is it makes me totally fucking exhausted. #

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• 09:19 Happy May Day! And 6th anniversary of opening the TastyTrixie.com members-only area. #
• 11:21 Oh, fuck. Delia just told me that "the DC Madam" apparently killed herself. tinyurl.com/5u927r #
• 11:33 Man, I hate hearing this depressing news on one of my fave days of the year (May Day). I feel like crying. #
• 12:22 Heading out to mall-land for Delia’s laser appt. Having a hard time. I think my period is about to start. Just . . . sad. #
• 18:42 Home again. Sleepy. What does XBN stand for? www.blogtalkradio.com/swopeast #
• 19:06 I need to finish the dumbass story I’m writing. Making this shit way more complicated than it needs to be. #
• 22:58 Just posted an update for members; twittering keeps erroring out on me so I’ll just say it’s bedtime (but snacktime first!). #

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• 09:30 We just woke up and made our bed. That’s something you don’t see around here too often. #
• 11:24 Working on a story. #
• 12:38 Man . . . why do I have to poop AGAIN? #
• 16:25 Took a time-out for a couple of orgasms. One to this hysterical video: tastytrixie.rude.com/v/DX1V35rRLM7 #
• 18:48 Why do I insist upon making things more difficult than they need to be? #
• 20:48 Why the fuck would they tell the world that a dead teacher was a member of a sex website? www.komoradio.com/news/local/18356494.html #
• 21:40 On phone with hosting company since our sites seem to be down. Not happy, especially when they tell me to do a traceroute before I call. #
• 21:41 If any of you noticed downtime tonight on any one of our sites, around 9:30 pacific, please let me know. #
• 22:47 Where are these huge fucking spiders coming from?? This is spring, not fall! Gahhh! Screaming on tiptoes!!! #
• 02:21 Good new/old tunes on the ipod equal GREAT fucking — goodnight and thank you jesus for cum. #

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