Daily Trixie

• 09:28 Refunded/revoked access to guy who acted like I deceived him into paying $20 for my site tho I’m (gasp) not in chat 24/7/haven’t mailed him! #
• 09:36 Trying to get to the bottom of a tech issue. Need to let it go for now, eat breakfast, and help clean the house for company. #
• 09:55 Who does the Bronze Fonz *really* look like? tinyurl.com/6kslkn #
• 10:33 What are you supposed to DO with all the warranties & tiny user manuals & crap that come w/computer stuff, backpacks, camp stoves, etc.? #
• 12:34 Still cleaning house. Sweat dripping down my back. Being a shitty housekeeper would be ok if I didn’t feel so ashamed for people to see it. #
• 13:42 Having an argument with Delia about housecleaning. Feeling crappy. Hungry. Sweaty. Like I’m a deep dark asshole. #
• 14:04 What sucks about fertility probs: not being able to have makeup sex/give proper BJ because partner needs to save cum for sperm bank. #
• 14:15 1 thing that would be cool about being rich is being able to apologize to GF w/gifts. As frequently as necessary (it is, if you are me). #
• 15:08 About to fall asleep. Would it be wrong for me to nap while Delia slaves in the kitchen making lovely quiches? #
• 15:14 Squeee!!!! Piper Laurie is going to be the special guest at our town’s film festival!! #
• 15:22 Best flick: 1979, Mel G. is young "Tim", borderline retarded, & Piper Laurie is the older woman: www.imdb.com/title/tt0080024/ #
• 22:47 Had a great visit with our friends. Going to hit our beds now & watch some Project Runway; up early tomorrow for trip to Seattle/sperm bank. #

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• 12:05 Really irritable this morning; process of recovering photos is making me want to RIP MY HAIR OUT. Slow & obnoxious. Want to FINISH this! #
• 12:31 Oh right. Now I know why I want to kill: PMS. God, I fucking miss being on the pill. #
• 14:38 About promiscuity and that list I’m still working on: tinyurl.com/5857ef #
• 16:03 I need to go for a run now or else my pms is going to blow up and kill everyone within a three mile radius. #
• 17:32 Okay, that helped A LOT. Nothing can completely eradicate the horror of today’s PMS, but I felt great outside in corridor of thimbleberries. #
• 17:37 And now? Some of Delia’s enchilada soup for dinner plus some Star Trek: Deep Space Nine will further serve as hormone therapy. #
• 19:40 Annoying: our local theatre only showing Gonzo for one week. Damn it ALL to hell. #
• 19:45 Somebody shoot me: I had our ballots laying on the table for weeks, and forgot til just now TODAY’S THE DAY they were supposed to be mailed. #
• 19:56 Filled out ballots and now Delia’s hurrying in the rain to drop them in the box due FIVE MINUTES FROM NOW. Just primary, but still . . . #
• 21:47 Feel like I’ve been working all day and gotten nothing finished, and it’s really bothering me. And it’s too hot in here! #
• 21:49 A picture of a lady coming over to our house tomorrow: tinyurl.com/68vsnm #
• 22:34 While vlog is uploading I’m either going to do some cleaning or take another walk outside. #
• 23:03 The List and a leggy guest gallery are posted for our members. My eyes are crossing so hitting the sack; more cleaning in the morning. #
• 00:49 Still awake, watching the Olympics. I keep getting up to pee. I swear I’ve peed 8 times in the past hour. It’s ludicrous. #
• 01:17 Reading some really annoying shit that someone spewed in our chatroom today: YES, THERE ARE TRANSCRIPTS THAT I READ EVERY NIGHT. #

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• 09:10 Just woke up and immediately made a massage appointment for today. Because I love paying women to rub me (almost) all over. #
• 09:27 Paying the bills and filing almost all our "vacation" receipts for write-offs since we did a number of shoots. #
• 10:16 Trying to finish writing a post but I can’t stay I have to get up and poooooooooop . . . . #
• 10:20 Oh man, that giant brown fatty was begging for a plunger. #
• 10:58 Been working on list I’m compiling of people I’ve fucked & finding//linking to some blog entries about each person, if said entries exist. #
• 11:52 Going to burn a cd with new age music on it for massage therapist; her good discs skip and her others suck ass/are annoying to my ears. #
• 12:39 My "don’t worry" philosophy of the day: there is no stop button, only pause. #
• 13:05 A vlog about my massage money: tinyurl.com/6hzcfz I’m out the door now for rubbies! #
• 14:48 The thing that sucks about having a massage therapist you like is that you want to talk to her during it when you actually should be quiet. #
• 14:56 Our main internet connection went down, so all but our Rude spycams are down right now, can’t check email, etc. Lunchtime anyway. #
• 15:59 Cable still down; called and "there is no estimated time of repair". Fortunately or not, I have plenty of offline work I can do. #
• 19:21 Compiling photos to accompany "the list", digging WAY back. Not sure if I will get this done tonight. #
• 21:37 Corrupted data on the very old cd that has most of my pics from my promiscuous days. #
• 22:06 Using some software to recover my pics but only 7% done after 30 minutes; I’m about to fall asleep so not going to finish this project 2nite #
• 23:03 Why am I sitting here trying to be productive when I just need to go to sleep? Waste of good sleepy time. NOT efficient. #

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• 10:10 Been awake for an hour now doing promo stuff. I have a couple of shows scheduled today so … I have a lot of dildos to sterilize first. #
• 10:23 Oops; forgot to put my SCC show back on schedule after being gone last week til just now. Hope I got it up in time. #
• 11:15 Now I feel like I need to make a dozen good blog posts to bury one brain-fried bad one. Hate that. My bizarreness is not what it looks like! #
• 14:15 Trying to jot down some of the kinky things I was thinking about while masturbating during my show. Also, sleepy. #
• 14:58 Exercised self-control in substituting 16 fat grams of top ramen w/plain egg noodles & bragg’s. Does that mean I can have 2nd helping? YES! #
• 15:05 Uh-oh . . . power flickering and Delia has a show in an hour . . . hope we don’t lose juice. #
• 15:13 Is that thunder or bombs being dropped in the distance? Or Paul Bunyon’s muscle car of the gods engine being revved? #
• 18:30 Compiling a list for members to see how many people I’ve had sexual relations with. #
• 19:22 I seriously despise reading my old blog entries (finding info for the list). HATE them. I need a break from the computer before my show. #
• 00:25 Whenever one of my sites, blogs, etc gains the attention of someone I want to impress, I surf myself trying to imagine how they perceive me. #
• 00:25 Embarrassing, self-conscious, self-centered confession: #

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• 08:05 Living dangerously . . . getting up with far less than eight hours of sleep. #
• 08:14 twitpic.com/7wo2 – Me a couple of minutes ago. Even the DOG doesn’t want to be awake yet/is still sleeping. #
• 09:27 Logged in the laptop cam for members who want to be in my face while I finish my breakfast tea and catch up on hobostripper.com #
• 09:48 Put on thick robe over clothes; we have to keep it as cool as possible in the AM to prep for the heat we get later. I’m muy frio. #
• 10:37 Responded to seven fan mails, the ones at the top of the list because they required setting up special access codes to certain content. #
• 10:40 Buying some software annathenerd.com rec’d for getting traffic to promo galleries. Will spend a few hours learning/using that today. #
• 11:20 The tech support guy at our hosting company is going to hate me for all of my questions. On hold with him now asking for handholding. #
• 12:01 Tech guy was totally nice and patient . . . moving forward I may not even need the info I was unclear on. We’ll see . . . #
• 12:23 One of my webwhore hq cams keeps disconnecting. Maybe that means it’s time to take a break for lunch. #
• 13:17 Ohhhhh shit. Saw cursor tabbing furiously through all my open apps on main machine. Stuck button? Or was I being hacked? Need to reset stuff #
• 13:56 Taking a quick spy excursion around neighborhood. #
• 14:26 Sigh. Using up my limited mental resources on wild goose chase. What am I going to do, knock on doors and ask for their mac addresses? #
• 21:43 Embarrassing phone post exposing the way my brain fixates on offensive things: tinyurl.com/5nlkc5 #
• 21:56 Oops! Links fixed in tinyurl.com/5nlkc5 ; curious what other people think. Perfect example of how a picture doesn’t tell a story. #
• 21:58 Anyway, I did mostly figure out that software today and hope to see some results of my efforts rolling in. Will work more on it Monday. #
• 22:08 I totally love being the only one leaving comments — MULTIPLE comments — on a blog post *I wrote*! That’s totally insane! Feeling punchy. #
• 23:03 Today has been filled with mystery. I hope tomorrow will be filled with money. Regardless it will be filled with orgasms: shows on Sunday! #

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• 08:07 Got up early (for us) this morning: 7:30. Feeling groovy . . . going to feel even better after some breakfast and an all-important walk. #
• 08:42 I think I should write a New Agey spiritual type book called "Ecstatic Pooping". Except it probably already exists. #
• 09:50 Okay, going for my walk now looking like the world’s biggest dork: Superbad t-shirt and Delia’s old red boy swim trunks + shiny tennies. #
• 10:26 Oops; got distracted by my beach nudes pic edits, prepping thank-you card for neighbor, & special project tidying/candle magic. I walk NOW. #
• 11:39 Back from my walk and gossip session with good (but crazy lawn-mowing) neighbor about our BAD domestic violence neighbors. #
• 12:32 Mmmm . . . feeling fresh after hot shower w/papaya body scrub. Fresh . . . and hungry! I believe it’s lunchtime. #
• 13:34 I’m rocking my sequined old-lady coral tunic today. It makes me feel like a middle aged pervert in Palm Springs. Bleach blonde & NASTY! #
• 13:39 Most offensive comment of the week via youtube from someone who watched my vids & concluded, "your(sic) basically just a pair of tits". #
• 15:29 Even w/red capris I was outdone at bank by older, haughtier mature brunette w/lotsa jewelry, white capris, aqua top & better pedicure. #
• 15:39 The crows are having a noisy gang war outside. Oh wait, they’re all attacking a hawk. Dozens of them flocking & squawking murderously. #
• 16:03 twitpic.com/7u3p – A quick camcap of me right now in the old lady sequined top I adore wearing. #
• 16:04 twitpic.com/7u3z – And one of my sparkly cleavage! If I smoked it would totally be with those long, skinny 120s. #
• 16:09 GUILTY OF OBSCENITY for selling video of sex with multiple partners: avn.com/law/articles/31805.html #
• 17:16 I think we’re going to start watching Big Love while we eat dinner: lemony shrimp couscous & dilly heirloom tomato salad done up by Delia. #
• 18:52 twitpic.com/7u3p – blonde camgirl milf blue eyes webcam office spycam #
• 18:56 Couldn’t watch Big Love because we have the wrong disc. Hate it when I misorder tv shows in our netflix queue; watched Weeds instead. #
• 19:39 TastyTrixie.com/members updated with 69 (dude!) b&w nudey pics from the beach and a silly vlog of me puffing out my chest. #
• 19:42 I’m addicted to buying domains. Bought three more while uploading the vlog. Only at around 100 total so not deranged, but WANT MORE! #
• 20:37 A couple of black & white sample pics of me naked in the fog: tinyurl.com/6rtfqf #
• 21:43 Added 19 new porn galleries to trixie.com My faves are the redhead in specs, girl being spanked by butler, & the black guys together. #
• 22:45 Started work on reviving/cleaning up trixieshouseboy.com/weblog/journal.html — many more in-depth fixes to make, though. #
• 23:57 I guess it’s bedtime now . . . and time for CEREAL! #

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• 08:51 I’m awake and out of luna bars. Looks like I need to put on clothes and go to the store for a few provisions. Soy creamer out too! #
• 10:16 Editing some photos and brewing some tea. #
• 13:19 Trying to figure out why our SOY cam thumbnails aren’t right . . . among other things. Need to fry an egg or two for lunch — starving. #
• 14:42 Lunch turned into browsing this guardian feature on writers’ rooms: www.guardian.co.uk/books/series/writersrooms #
• 15:29 Had to do a little masturbating. Here’s what I watched for inspiration: tinyurl.com/5aay6m #
• 16:54 Tried twice & failed both times to upload small vlog; maybe my wireless is dropping out. Going to experiment w/new makeup now. #
• 17:40 Uploading a different video to a different site in the hope I will earn enough $$ for a check at that place. #
• 17:51 I know it’s not PC, but we totally ate watermelon while we watched this video: tinyurl.com/25qzxy #
• 20:14 Having a lovely mushroom & leek soup Delia made over brown rice while we watch Mad Men. #
• 21:03 Resetting a couple of machines to see if that makes the audio kick back in on the spycams. Not sure what the deal is . . . #
• 21:14 Okay — audio is working properly now. Phew! You wouldn’t want to miss out on hearing me gushing about MY BAD DADDY DON DRAPER (on Mad Men)! #

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• 13:04 Home again, home again . . . jiggety jig. Sleepy as fuck! Super sunny here at home; was cloudy on our trip (which was fine/nice too). #
• 14:01 Verified there are no emergencies upon return home; going to take a bath (I *stink*), have some lunch, and a nap, I hope. #
• 14:32 Washed all the briney beachy saltwater out of my crotch and asscrack. Fresh after-bath panties feel so good after camping. What to eat, tho? #
• 15:24 If you see a man on our outdoor cam, he’s not a criminal intruder, just the insurance inspector type of intruder. Glad wasn’t napping yet. #
• 18:29 Up from nap; about to download our pics and eat some salad for dinner. #
• 18:49 Argh – nevermind, moving files to external drive to make room to download pics. Need that dell bay rail thingy soon . . . #
• 21:06 Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh . . . in bed with my new laptop. Delighting in the prospect of actually having a working laptop not tethered to cams. Yay! #
• 21:33 Some T&A pics & a little blog post from our beach trip: tinyurl.com/5s46cf #
• 22:27 Delia is looking over my shoulder as I type this. She asked me what I’m doing, so I’m tweeting "getting ready for bed" in response. Vamos! #

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• 10:40 The perfect amount of dark chocolate consumption before bed has resulted in two nights of solid sleep in fewer hours. #
• 11:35 Doing my shaving now before we go since our room only has a stand-up shower; want to be almost shoot-ready upon arrival. #
• 12:33 Updated TastyTrixie & SpyOnUs members-only areas with vlog, gallery, etc. Now I need to actually PACK. We’re late leaving . . . #
• 13:06 Putting the finishing touches on packing job (not ftm packing, but shoots+"vacation"{snort} packing). Back on Wednesday! I don’t road tweet. #

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• 10:00 Late last night I found my new favorite WP theme: www.onehertz.com/portfolio/wordpress/mandigo/ #
• 10:31 Paying/mailing all the bills early since we’re going to be gone on Monday. #
• 11:12 Concentrating is hard. Even the sound of my own breathing annoys me, not to mention the sounds OTHER people make. #
• 13:14 Just plucked a white eyebrow hair. Looked up watchmeage.com and agingpornstar.com but both are taken. #
• 15:17 Gah! Taking *so long* to finish buying content (& GETTING it) that I was hoping to use as part of a member update before we leave tomorrow. #
• 16:43 Buttload of content downloading & fun idea/project gelling. Waited too long for lunch so in hurry to procure food. Subway sandwich okay? #
• 20:26 What?!? Why do people want me to post more porn (not more real posts) on my blog when there are 500 billion other places to get free porn? #
• 22:10 Samples from fetish porn gallery I’m posting tonight & rant about the latest news on a troubling obscenity case: tinyurl.com/5egtgm #
• 22:20 And yes, I bought a lame domain name for the bonus site, but I need more generic multi-purpose porn domains. #
• 22:51 Hmmm . . . not sure I can post member update tonight since the other content is still downloading. Tomorrow morning, I hope. #
• 23:37 It’s time for a shower; you wouldn’t believe how dirty my panties are — and they smell so yum . . . #

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