My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 12:05 Woke up feeling skinny. Stayed up late bawling watching/hearing Alison Kraus & John Waite duet. Buying/downloading now. #
  • 12:06 Okay, nevermind. Not available to purchase. Ugh. #
  • 13:43 Made the perfect playlist for my upcoming show & got the blue screen of death during burn. Sigh. Trying to remember tracks/order. #
  • 14:29 Listening to some songs that kill me: "Sky" – Blue Rodeo, "Black Waters" – Laurie Lewis, & cover of "Hot Burrito No. 1" by Cowboy Junkies. #
  • 15:18 Had greasy tortillas for lunch. Getting ready for my show now. #
  • 16:16 I’ve had the worst string of luck with my Rude shows; today our main internet connection dropped out 1 minute after my show started. CRAZY! #
  • 17:25 Since we can’t work we’re going to take off for the suburbs and enjoy our evening eating greasy pork dong & watching Twilight. #
  • 02:32 Yay! Our power just came back on AND our cable (it was a "3rd party fiber cut") so trying to get all the cams logged back in. And heat on! #
  • 02:45 Going to blow out the millions-o-candles blazing in our bedroom now that power’s back. Might do slowly so we don’t smoke ourselves out. #
  • 03:09 Sigh. Did power surges kill one of our cams? I so do not want to ring in the new year with retarded technical troubleshooting crap. #

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  • 10:58 I’d still be asleep if the phone hadn’t rang. All for the best, though: I’ve got bills to pay and lots of fun work to do. #
  • 12:37 Wishing I had time for some intense blogging, but I have errands to run, exercising to do, and (happy day) a massage appointment later. #
  • 18:39 Massage is such a great sedative. Think I might fall asleep after dinner. About to drop right now. #
  • 21:08 I’m so cold, all I want to do is lie in bed. So I have been. Watching TMC’s thing about Ron Howard. #

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  • 12:34 Let us all be a little better than lamer-by-the-week SNL & Tina fucking Fey: tinyurl.com/fuck-tina-fey #
  • 15:29 I’m enjoying a long, slow, happy glide into 2009. It’s a fresh new moon, it’s Sunday, & I love where we’re at and where we’re going. #
  • 16:17 It annoys the hell out of me that psychics, etc. can charge customers by paypal but pornographers & sex workers can’t. #

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  • 11:02 Trying to get back into the habit of dream journaling so just spent some bleary-eyed time in bed scribbling notes on dream panties. #
  • 13:49 Just got home from the bank & buying fresh produce for deliciousness later. Going to have some lunch & a little more lazy time now. #
  • 16:59 Does singing lustily along with "Lord, Don’t Let Me Fail" followed by "Road to Nowhere" signify spiritual confusion? Hmmm . . . #
  • 17:52 My head & eyes have felt puffy and clouded all day, probably because of headache yesterday. Fortunately there’s no PAIN today, though. #
  • 18:08 Did some tidying in the bedroom, got candle-stuff ready for possible "sexy-time" later & we’re about to eat some dinner. #
  • 20:21 Ummmm . . . so I totally slipped on the kitchen floor and fell down and bruised my knee and broke a glass candleholder. Dramatic! #

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  • 13:24 Going to have a late breakfast while I upload a guest gallery for members. #
  • 18:36 Thank you, Dance Dance Revolution, for 90 minutes of fun cardio. No stank you for the headache, though. #
  • 19:37 Just took a hot shower w/mint scrub, slathered myself in lotion & now I’m VERY excited to eat meatloaf leftovers from yesterday. #
  • 21:14 I’ve got a bitch of a headache, which gives me the perfect excuse to watch The Real Housewives of Orange County. I love those girls! #

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  • 11:18 The best way to start Christmas Day is to fuck on Christmas Eve, so at 2 am last night we got off on the right foot. #
  • 17:42 Aren’t you jealous of my Christmas presents? tinyurl.com/7tkk3h #
  • 00:28 My wanker has the funny habit of becoming aroused whenever he sees me on my spycam grabbing my big water glass & taking a big gulp from it. #

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  • 10:45 I gave myself a massage last night with a hard little tool we have for over an hour; woke up feeling vastly improved. #
  • 11:10 It’s kind of weird reading people tweet about going on vacation / having a bunch of time off work; I can barely remember what that’s like. #
  • 15:04 My ass and thigh muscles are FREAKING OUT after doing exercises similar to yesterday’s. Much groaning & moaning from me on spycams during. #
  • 15:26 We’ve got cabin fever; getting the fuck out of the house/braving the icy roads. Don’t *need* to, we just *WANT* to. #
  • 18:11 Unwrapping calendars we bought downtown — here comes 2009! Hope she ejaculates happiness & prosperity all over everyone’s faces! #
  • 19:44 "Hi, it’s your Momma! AndI’mGoingToTalk NonStop WithoutYouSayingAnything UpUntil *I* DecideThe "conversation" is over!" Merry Christmas!! #
  • 20:53 You know what this Christmas thing reminds me of? I haven’t posted a tweet about my poops in a long time. I’ll make it up to you tomorrow! #

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  • 10:51 No one disturb me; diving into a hot sex scene between my book’s naive heroine and . . . Grover Cleveland. Love his heft & moustache. #
  • 12:14 Just spent half an hour stretching — feeling SO good (and very tall for being 5’2"), and have more exercise penciled in for today. #
  • 13:36 Will it ever cease to amaze me when I find my photos featured on BBW and Granny sites? Maybe when I’m 60 & weigh 75 pounds more? #
  • 13:37 I’m not saying it bothers me, it just seems SLIGHTLY inaccurate. But I’m grateful for the traffic regardless. #
  • 16:20 Wow — about to fall asleep. Thinking about a hot bath before I record vlog for members, but maybe a nap first is in order. #
  • 19:06 twitpic.com/vshp – I know. It’s hard to believe I still haven’t gone to see Twilight & throw my panties at the screen. #
  • 19:26 Woops — I totally fucked up my links to my favorite pictures in the gallery I just posted for members. Fixing now. #
  • 20:13 I feel pretty good about the idea of going to bed with a book right now. A book AND A CHEESEBURGER. Roads to icy to get burger, though. #
  • 22:32 Grrrrr! Wrote back to a member regarding a tech issue and his ISP bounced it back to me as spam. CHARTER.NET MUST DIE!! #
  • 23:30 Give our dog massage makes me feel so happy because it obviously makes her feel so good. Going to have some Lapsang Souchang now. #

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  • 10:25 Woken up by my sister calling, bored by being snowed in. It’s totally fucking beautiful here, though. We have powder, they have slush/ice. #
  • 10:27 Oh, & don’t look at my messy code, but here’s the latest version of trixie.com w/ Christmas porn at the bottom. #
  • 17:19 Mmm! Noodles bathed in 3 kinds of oil (hot chile sesame, flax seed & bacon), Bragg’s & topped w/bacon & green onions to make it "healthy". #
  • 19:11 I would kill for a massage right now. Also, I’m about to fall asleep. I think I’ll call it an early night and go rub myself in bed. #
  • 19:17 But wait . . . we need to get some exercise; sounds like we’re going for a walk in the snowy darkness. #
  • 21:07 Grrrr . . fucking police state motherfucking "law enforcement" types who waste tax dollars harassing people for walking their dogs at night. #
  • 22:21 Eating chili and watching The Simpsons. Feeling verrrrrry sleeeeepeeeea. #

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  • 10:44 So far my computers & cams are really testing my ability to make the first half of today a day off. Can you move any slower, motherfucker? #
  • 10:48 Oh well. Some of our cams will just have to stay down until I’m done having a partial day of rest. Hope power fluctuations didn’t ruin stuff #
  • 13:44 Just did some personal journaling on laptop in bed. Considering getting bundled up to shoot some nature pics outside/meditate on snow. #
  • 14:56 twitpic.com/v2w3 – Captured on 1 of our spycams; you can’t drag our dog out of the snow. She WANTS to be out there. #
  • 15:02 Ack — lights are flickering again. Please stay, electricity! I love your zippy ways & have come to rely upon you. Don’t go! #
  • 16:31 Did some stretching, watched the snow fall, wandered around in the snow, now I’m going to take a shower. I think. Maybe. #
  • 20:00 If I only had half a brain more, I’d be so DANGEROUS. As it is, I’m just using the little bits of brain I’ve got to fake this design. #
  • 01:26 I’m SO CLOSE to having this finished-enough-to-reveal. Code is a MESS, but whatever. Gotta go to bed, though. First: refried beanz & tv! #

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