• 10:07 Calling around town trying to find a lady I can pay to give me a massage today. My regular girl is out of town. #
  • 11:17 To find out how I just lost TEN POUNDS in five seconds, check out all my other tweets containing the words "giant poop"! #
  • 11:19 Feeling intimidated by the detail-oriented nature of the first task on today’s to-do list. It’s really NOT that hard but I’m nervous anyway. #
  • 15:03 Just posted a long-overdue update to TrixiesHouseboy.com members area. Also made a form for potential houseboy/boi/models to apply. #
  • 17:32 Sometimes my mom has the most unrealistic bizarre expectations even after I’ve thoroughly explained why something is TOTALLY IMPRACTICAL. #
  • 18:36 I love taking walks with @DeliaCD. I also love taking walks by myself. But Delia always wants me to stay out of the kitchen while she cooks. #
  • 21:18 So far even though I feel a billion times better, I’m not a billion times more productive. Not even TWICE as productive. Maybe soon . . . #
  • 21:55 Why do shaved ass hairs have to grow back into sharp ass whiskers so quickly? My crack is begging for mercy! #
  • 23:10 @AlexaRPD I live in a small town & just can’t bring myself to have the few local spa girls who do that, do THAT to me. Feel self-conscious. #
  • 23:34 @AlexaRPD Someday . . . someday I *will* have my ass-hair ripped out at the roots! It’s on my bucket-list along with getting a colonic. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter