My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 00:50 Our Friday the 13th has consisted of winning & losing $20.50 at the casino w/my mom & playing Peggle Nights. Rock on!! #

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  • 09:21 The thing that sucks about getting my hormones straightened out is that MY CLIT IS SHRINKING. I want my little fatty back! #
  • 09:25 FYI: it’s WAY too sunny today to duplicate the shot I wanted to. And to think I was afraid of rain/snow. Shoulda been worried about SUN?!? #
  • 11:54 Emo blog post & snapshots from our motel room: tinyurl.com/cofwbm #
  • 12:49 My gf, @deliacd, is buttoning up her sweet little cardigan now so we can go shoot naughty photographs. Pulling on pencil skirt . . . #

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  • 19:36 Having fun in our skanky motel room with junk food, junk magazines, & the stale smell of loggers’ cigarettes. #
  • 09:21 The thing that sucks about getting my hormones straightened out is that MY CLIT IS SHRINKING. I want my little fatty back! #
  • 09:25 FYI: it’s WAY too sunny today to duplicate the shot I wanted to. And to think I was afraid of rain/snow. Shoulda been worried about SUN?!? #
  • 11:54 Emo blog post & snapshots from our motel room: tinyurl.com/cofwbm #
  • 12:49 My gf, @deliacd, is buttoning up her sweet little cardigan now so we can go shoot naughty photographs. Pulling on pencil skirt . . . #

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  • 08:28 @seeper76 twitpic.com/1ey7c – Taking pics of strangers to post on the internet & make fun of them is really fucking lame. #
  • 08:38 Gnashing teeth at 100% snow forecast. And look, it’s doing it on us right now. Baaaaaaaaaarf. This is western WA . . . at SEA level. #
  • 12:12 Just posted: 2nd part is my rant against a very annoying "fan": tinyurl.com/aoprff #
  • 13:37 @furrygirl Yeah, I’d seen his messages to you & others & blocked him but the blog comment pushed me over. Hope he applies lesson to ALL. #
  • 16:27 My farts have been so, SO rank the past 2 days – really raunchy; the stench combined w/the rattling sound & feeling is quite satisfying. #
  • 16:34 Mmmm! Desert Essence Organic Coconut lotion combined with my farts makes me smell like a sewer-zombie pig being roasted on a tropical isle. #
  • 16:35 Not that I’d know what a tropical isle smells like, having never been on one. The only zombie pig roasts I’ve been to were in my hometown. #
  • 20:09 Responded to a couple more comments on this entry & then I will go back to not publishing comments that annoy me: tinyurl.com/aoprff #
  • 20:12 And yes, I’m totally procrastinating on more important things. If I’m spending time in blog comments, it usually = procrastination. #
  • 21:49 Being nice & tactful & sensitive to people is sometimes really really hard for me. I do try, I really do, but I just fail miserably. #
  • 22:16 I’ve got a folder of outtakes from my shoots labeled "Ricky Gervais". Me looking like Ricky Gervais, Ricky Gervais on PCP, "Sexy" Ricky, etc #
  • 23:05 Okay. I’ve spread enough jeer for today. Uploading my "Unlucky Valentine" gallery for members to post tomorrow before we leave. #

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  • 09:48 Enjoyed reading a deliciously evil email from @AmberLily this morning. #
  • 10:35 Famous last words? "If the weather report is correct, Thursday and Friday will be PERFECT for shooting outside!" #
  • 11:55 Got most of the bills paid, need to go to the bank, and then try to buy all the modest plaid skirts we can find in downtown thrift stores. #
  • 15:35 Hail and snow, NO NO NO!! Ugh. Fortunately the timing was perfect & we were just finishing up our errands as it started pouring down. #
  • 15:40 @clubmix1996 A sex dream about us? It’s flattering (especially if the sex we had WAS creepy ;-)! So . . . was it? Hehehe. #
  • 17:16 @ramblingwebgirl It’s really shocking that kid isn’t wearing a helmet!! I’ll have to remember to post that on worsethanporn.com #
  • 17:30 Really need a nap but have too much on to-do list to relax enough to take one. #
  • 18:47 We *have* to shoot tonight. Someone send me a second-wind? Shopping 2nd-hand stores always infect me w/lethargy. Any shopping, actually. #
  • 19:34 Did the shaving part now going to try to nap while the hot water heater replenishes before I shower/wash my hair. #
  • 20:13 I’m refreshed & awake after some guided meditation in bed and (a very small amount of) exercise with @DeliaCD. #
  • 20:37 If I have any fart fetish voyeurs, Right about now I’m making them VERY happy. Except they can only hear, not smell. #
  • 22:02 OMG – I drank, like, 10 emergen-c packets & now I’m totally high. @DeliaCD said she won’t let me go next door & bark at the neighbor’s dogs! #
  • 22:03 I was like, "I’m gonna give those dogs a taste of their own medicine!!" I’ve been laughing hysterically ever since. B vitamins KICK ASS!!! #
  • 22:04 The problem is they’re like acid; you think they’re not taking effect, take more & totally OD (or so I’ve heard that’s what acid’s like). #
  • 22:10 Me: there’s, like, an acorn of poop up my butt that won’t come out! @DeliaCD (sagely): someday? It will be a mighty oak . . . #
  • 22:56 God, I hate people who take pictures of strangers in public to post them on the internet then mock them. HATE those people. #

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  • 08:42 Ooogs! Notification that Jean Harris’ Stories from Prison is in stock at a certain bookstore! I read it before, but need to OWN it. #
  • 09:08 A really nice morning wakeup: browsing "Operation Pinup"/For the Boys pics: www.pinupglamour.net/ #
  • 12:02 Got some exercise, need some lunch, & then I should do the thing I avoided doing yesterday. Two things, actually. Wait, make that three. #
  • 13:44 Sigh. Doing a half-assed job of updating old info on one of Delia’s tours before I promote it. So much out-of-date stuff on our sites. Blech #
  • 13:45 Everything needs a redesign. EVERYthing. Having websites is like building houses need to be rebuilt every year. Hard to get ahead. #
  • 15:11 Yum! @DeliaCD is frying whole grain teff-cakes bound with egg & a little wheat flour then she’s going to pour thai soup concoction over it. #
  • 16:27 Off to purchase some photo shoot supplies while a painfully-slow promo upload is in process. #
  • 21:30 Been doing busy-work that I hope will pay off soon. Hasn’t left time for much else & is totally boring to talk about. #
  • 21:40 Did someone take a thick, slow-moving shit inside my internet? #
  • 23:23 Suddenly became stormy here with wind and rain. #

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  • 10:07 Calling around town trying to find a lady I can pay to give me a massage today. My regular girl is out of town. #
  • 11:17 To find out how I just lost TEN POUNDS in five seconds, check out all my other tweets containing the words "giant poop"! #
  • 11:19 Feeling intimidated by the detail-oriented nature of the first task on today’s to-do list. It’s really NOT that hard but I’m nervous anyway. #
  • 15:03 Just posted a long-overdue update to TrixiesHouseboy.com members area. Also made a form for potential houseboy/boi/models to apply. #
  • 17:32 Sometimes my mom has the most unrealistic bizarre expectations even after I’ve thoroughly explained why something is TOTALLY IMPRACTICAL. #
  • 18:36 I love taking walks with @DeliaCD. I also love taking walks by myself. But Delia always wants me to stay out of the kitchen while she cooks. #
  • 21:18 So far even though I feel a billion times better, I’m not a billion times more productive. Not even TWICE as productive. Maybe soon . . . #
  • 21:55 Why do shaved ass hairs have to grow back into sharp ass whiskers so quickly? My crack is begging for mercy! #
  • 23:10 @AlexaRPD I live in a small town & just can’t bring myself to have the few local spa girls who do that, do THAT to me. Feel self-conscious. #
  • 23:34 @AlexaRPD Someday . . . someday I *will* have my ass-hair ripped out at the roots! It’s on my bucket-list along with getting a colonic. #

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  • 09:45 Mmmmmm . . . had an orgasmic, full, thick, deep night of sleep and again the amazement of enjoying getting up. #
  • 11:14 Dorking out over how lovely/moody the four books I’m reading look together and have similar vibes even though all so different. #
  • 11:14 Also, will I ever get sick of how beautiful my seventy-nine cent dancing bananas ashtray looks? I don’t smoke, so it’s still pristine. #
  • 11:26 Why I just cried on cam: tinyurl.com/cyet6m #
  • 12:19 Off to run errands & pick up a check, I hope, that will buy me a massage. My first since I stopped feeling like ground-in carpet poop. #
  • 13:11 We’re going out for a drive and a REAL burger (not McD’s, etc.). I shall attempt to skip the fries. It’s drizzly & partly sunny outside. #
  • 14:57 Just popped 2 Vitamin D sofgels. Bit down & let their lemon-scented cod-liver goodness burst in my mouth then chewed the beef gelatin hides. #
  • 14:58 Seriously, though; one of the things I learned last night is Vitamin D is *more* important for our bones (& other stuff) than calcium. #
  • 15:15 I wish porn industry people would learn the difference between PIGtails & PONYtails. Both hot & taboo, but pigtails are WAY naughtier. #
  • 17:03 I need a masturbation sanctuary far from the maddening crowd. @DeliaCD & dog playing w/the squeaky ball are distracting, to say the least. #
  • 17:07 Fortunately(?) the taboo allure of certain horrid sites with the word "sleep" in the title only require 90 seconds of concentrated "effort". #
  • 18:04 Sometimes when I go into @DeliaCD’s room to interrupt her work I just stand there picking my nose & talking. It’s what keeps our love alive. #
  • 19:15 OMG — we just did a dorky walking (indoors) work-out & it totally kicked my ass. I love exercise dvd’s. #
  • 20:16 Looking at pictures of my sister on their new family gallery pages and marveling at how outrageously gorgeous she is. #
  • 20:35 @mandyblake Ours is Cardio Burn w/Madeleine Lewis; it was on sale on Amazon I think & we love her am/pm stretch dvd/use it all the time. #

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  • 10:17 @BigBugger It was a cherry red Jaguar strap-on dildo harness. There was a paddler too, but anyhoo . . . #
  • 10:19 It would be awesome if businesses understood that 7:30 in the morning isn’t a good time to telephone to apologize for fucking up your order. #
  • 10:45 Figured out what I want to do and HAVE to do today/tonight. Now I’m going to do breakfast and blogging from bed. #
  • 14:39 Just did some really dorky (when we tried to do it) afro-latin dance exercise stuff. We had to quit early because it was too hard for us. #
  • 18:03 Pics of me semi-nude in pigtails & PJ’s: tinyurl.com/c3znaz plus endocrinology thoughts. #
  • 20:11 Just got back from a naturopath’s class on female hormones. Again, more clues, confirmations, and assistance I’m grateful for. #
  • 20:51 Reading about Vitamin D while we wait for our quorn nuggets to heat up. #
  • 22:27 Getting ready to do some reading before bed. Poor @DeliaCD has had to put up with a much chattier-than-usual chick-like Trixie lately. #

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  • 09:33 Video uploads got interrupted overnight so still have to wait for the Mid-Winter Sex video. #
  • 12:17 Squee! Going to pick up my new coke-bottle glasses & some roast beef. Two great tastes that taste great together . . . #
  • 15:45 twitpic.com/1byp5 – Hey everybody, take a look at me! I’ve got nerd credibility! #
  • 15:47 twitpic.com/1byq5 – Dig: my new specs #
  • 15:59 tastytrixie.com/members updated with vlog & Mid-Winter fuck & suck video. Getting ready to shoot @DeliaCD tonight for V-Day. #
  • 16:59 Just wrote a bitchy email to Babeland about always being out of stock on stuff they advertise within SECONDS of receiving the email ad. #
  • 21:54 I have unfulfilled pussy aches right now after shooting @DeliaCD’s Valentine’s video. #
  • 22:07 Chaos erupted here when our husky (the loudest dog in the universe) wouldn’t stop "talking", phone started beeping, etc. But soon? IDOL! #

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