Daily Trixie

• 09:59 Some people are content with seven hours of sleep. I’m not usually one of those people. Might need a catch-up nap soon. #
• 10:48 I wish I had 2 dozen scabs hidden in my head-hair to worry and pick. It’s such a blissful way to pass the time. #
• 14:35 Just did cardio on cam. Feel like barfing now, but that might be from the assload of vitamins & pills I’m taking these days. Need lunch. #
• 17:41 It was probably a mistake to mix bulk-forming laxative with emergen-c 2 hours before I’m scheduled to do a webcam show. But I *like* it! #
• 18:21 When my little sister speaks to me in that goddamned condescending tone I want to punch her. Clearly she learned from the master. #
• 18:27 Can’t help laughing at a youtube asshole’s remark on a slender dancing girl: "you look like a dancing bamboo"; she doesn’t, it’s just funny. #
• 19:03 Just beginning a show! If you’re one of my members go to tinyurl.com/ourcamshows and Rude #
• 20:03 To enjoy performing an hour long camshow with hardly any chatters you have to LOVE looking at yourself. Tonight? I did. Very much. I <3 self #
• 21:43 The Libertine. Finally watching it. So wickedly motherfuckingly hot and brilliant! Best Johnny Depp EVER, hot mess of fuck. #
• 00:49 Just off phone w/wanker. Compared services I get at Korean spa to services HE’S gotten at (different) Korean spa. His $65 goes way farther! #
• 01:17 It’s hysterical to me that LiveJournal has my post on "My Bible Knowledge" hidden & labeled with a stern warning about adult content. #

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• 09:39 Didn’t get a whole lot of sleep, but DID get a whole lot of fucking. #
• 14:28 A beautiful, sunny day – we took a drive, got a sexy lunch of panini & pastry & ate it in the warmth of our car. B4 that I went 2 "church". #
• 14:32 Trying to decide between a) taking a nap to freshen up before my show or b) doing a brain purge of recent thoughts, twisted fantasies, etc. #
• 16:32 Hate trying to remove cunt stubble with a dull razor. Ah well; show must go on! In 30 minutes for members: tinyurl.com/ourcamshows #
• 18:16 Wanted my orgasm to happen during the guitar solo of "Sister Christian" but was happy with coming right at the tender ending. #
• 18:43 Tormented by my hair not being blonde enough. I *hate* complaining/never go back to salons for do-overs BUT when I said BLONDE I meant it! #
• 19:42 My brain is thinking too hard to relax & not hard enough to work. Tried four different books of recreational reading & couldn’t focus. #
• 20:48 Our neighbor must have very elaborate masturbation rituals that he becomes so engrossed in he can’t hear HIS DOG BARKING FOR HOURS. Fucker! #
• 20:51 Speaking of masturbation & dogs, I just posted a blog entry that starts out with some: tinyurl.com/newboobies #
• 01:40 So yeah — just spent almost three hours on the phone with @AmberLily. Turned audio off on spycams so we could be UNCENSORED. #

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• 11:34 How did I forget that "Q" is *not* the first letter in the word "conquests"? I know life isn’t a spelling qontest, but geez. #
• 12:06 Thoughts on guys printing out pics of me & jerking off all over my image: tinyurl.com/c3739c #
• 13:06 Annoyed by bigger names, mags, etc. that followed me on twitter, then unfollowed after I added them. Do not like collectors/users/exploiters #
• 13:09 What makes it MORE annoying is that there are people who "deserve" my attention whose names I don’t recognize/haven’t researched & followed. #
• 16:00 Are you on GoodReads? I’d love to add more friends. Reply or DM me if you like. I’m goodreads.com/trixiefontaine #
• 16:12 I need to stop hating a certain someone. Or maybe not since hate is just love that’s twisted up. So maybe I need to stop LOVING this person? #
• 18:41 So cold. So wet. So miserable outside. All I want to do is have brownies delivered (not possible), a vat of sweet hot tea & bookworm out. #
• 22:03 Dollhouse is really started to be super-duper good. Just finished watching yesterday’s ep. Now? We’re watching FIGURE SKATING! I <3 my gf! #

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• 11:24 Paperback book covers were so much cooler in the eighties. The people on them looked real and the letters were so . . . BUBBLY. #
• 12:26 About to stretch after cardio. Totally winded. I burped barf into my mouth. Other than that I feel GREAT! #
• 14:05 I need a 2nd bowl of greasy noodles to go with Gosford Park for lunch. I could watch a zillion times – best Clive next to Close My Eyes. #
• 17:05 Out of luna bars, my breakfast staple, so I need to go to the store now. YesyesYES . . . I’m a bore and a half. #
• 18:15 Had to call the people sitting around at the candle store INSISTING Ann Coulter is transsexual and tell them she’s not. #
• 20:02 Figuring out ensembles for upcoming/April hotel shoot(s). Need to order colorful stockings. #

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• 11:34 Phew! Just finished that Mt. Rainier book in time for the meet-the-author thingy tonight. Need to get out of the house AND be prepared. #
• 11:48 I might have to stop tweeting until I stop being such an ungodly bitch. Calls from my mom & sister today stressing me out. #
• 12:42 My mom is trying to figure out how to tell HER mom/mygrandma that @DeliaCD is trans & my sister & nephew are making a surprise visit. CRAZY. #
• 12:43 And our trials & tribulations with the phone co. are never-fucking ending. Makes me totally fucking insane. Hate my vulnerability to crazy. #
• 12:46 YES, my life is awesome in a billion ways & my complaints are trivial, but for my pea-brain some of these irritations feel gigantornormous. #
• 14:21 Ahhhh – walked to the most beautiful place in town (the paper mill); meditating upon the beauty of industrial pollution is like my church. #
• 14:27 Thanks @bambidollface & @BellaVendetta66 for the magicjack.com testimonials — very helpful. #
• 14:48 How do social people DO it? The time suck of WHERE do you want to eat, WHEN will you be here, etc. I don’t want to synch w/or wait 4 people. #
• 15:35 Just had a total meltdown/temper tantrum/crybaby fit. People with REAL problems would want to kick my ass if they witnessed it. #
• 16:37 Our bedroom cams are going to be cloaked & quiet for a little while or maybe the rest of the evening. Office cams remain up & at ’em! #
• 19:40 Watched @DeliaCD’s Feb/March sample video on the tv — it’s . . . funny: www.deliacd.com/newsletter/FebMarch09/index.html #
• 01:03 Awesome — ended the day on a positive note with a long conversation with my wanker. #

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• 11:55 @JaneBurgess Being blonde again? It’s very dirty! I might have to walk around town without a bra to get the full "feeling" of blonde again. #
• 11:56 Pics of my dirty blonde hair: tinyurl.com/cp9hz5 #
• 12:26 Did "Fat Burning Fusion" workout with @DeliaCD. Now feel like taking a huge poop and zonking out for an hour long nap. Trying not to (nap). #
• 12:30 What is the best bathroom reading material to use for coaxing out a stubborn turd? Any suggestions? #
• 12:37 Thanks for the suggestions, all – I LOL’d, but turns out it wasn’t as stubborn as I thought; _The Goddess in the Bedroom_ sufficed. #
• 14:14 This Hempz lotion makes me smell like I bathed in a vat of cheap beer. Can’t decide if I like that or not. Working on gallery submissions. #
• 14:22 I’m going to go buy a sushi roll or 2 & kaiso. I need the omegas & the iodine. And the deliciousness! Feeling guilty about spending the $. #
• 17:15 Mildly jealous of worker bees who look forward to getting tax refunds. Wondering how we’ll ever pay ludicrous self-employment taxes sucks. #
• 18:07 Wasting my time making hotel reservations, talking to credit card companies & phone companies, etc. DEPRESSES ME. Sorry for crankiness. #
• 18:27 The good news is that I got a credit card interest rate lowered from 22.9% to 14.9%. Yes, this is my erotic porno life. Credit cards. #
• 19:29 Whoah! When did Niteflirt start imposing a fee/penalty for inactivity? I’d like to penalize THEM for deleting customer feedback/notes. #
• 19:32 @SinnamonLove It’s $2 a month only on 1 of my accts there (the 1 w/a listing they deactivated for supposedly being adult in non-adult). #
• 22:35 I’d describe today as a gigantic crock of shit. I’m going to read the RL Stine Babysitter books I got from the free box. So there, bad day! #
• 22:42 Ah, looking at facebook pics of the mormon boy I went out with on our not-prom night brings back memories & makes me chuckle. Chaste times. #
• 22:47 @Elligirl Are they awesome fun? Only things I know about R.L. Stine are 1) Stephen King recs and 2) they were in the free box. #

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• 09:44 Wasn’t it bad enough that our DVR decided to be a shitheel & not record Gossip Girl last night? Now I ruined layout of google reader. HOW!? #
• 09:53 Awesomeness may now resume; discovered there’s a little tiny blue triangle/arrow that toggles stuff if you click it. Even accidentally. #
• 14:00 Preparing to leave for the awkward lady-land known as the hair salon. Where I feel massively out-of-place. #
• 16:38 I need to put on something sluttier to go with this new bouncetastic hair. Maybe after some soup . . . #

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• 10:32 You know you’re really constipated when metamucil starts to follow you on Twitter. #
• 11:47 I’m nervous about paying bills/balancing our checkbook today. It’s going to be tight, to put it mildly. But it COULD be way worse, I know. #
• 14:16 Stupid remark sent to me: "i really wanna fuck yo sexy ass so hard till yo fuckin pussy bleeds". The holes don’t bleed vicariously, dumbass. #
• 14:29 On the other hand, maybe I’m totally underestimating the few people I did tell by thinking they wouldn’t keep it a secret all these years. #
• 16:11 I’m going tanning, bitches. But don’t worry – I won’t overdo it. You won’t even notice it, but I need to be warmer/darker to go with blonde. #
• 16:53 Yes, I’m back already and my freckles are POPPING! #
• 17:45 Sent emails to two highest contributors to the Make-Me-Blonde campaign. Feel like falling asleep. While eating. Something wet & salty. #
• 18:44 My armful of belated bday books, movies & an awesome picture of my ASS! tinyurl.com/dbnqef #
• 18:53 Just added myself to the wefollow.com twitter directory under: #random #porn #woman #
• 20:30 Feeling tortured inside by seeing pics of my ex-girlfriend. Making a straight/non-porn facebook profile was a big fucking mistake. #
• 22:01 Ahhhhhhhhhh . . . just finished reading The New York Trilogy. So. GOOD. Worth savoring. #
• 22:14 CanNOT believe the first chick I had grown-up sex with had kids. She said she never would – so cute they’re bringing a tear to my eye. #
• 00:23 Just bawled watching most recent Dollhouse. When @AmberLily said she cried I thought she meant the show was going downhill, not SAD! Was gd. #
• 00:29 Speaking of dollhouse, I wonder if non-sex workers feel the same way about it as we do. Like would they "get" this most recent episode? #

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• 10:52 Is ten minutes enough time for me to eat & get ready for "church"? We’ll see . . . #
• 11:03 Ten minutes wasn’t enough time. I’m dressed, but hungry. Plus I have a small headache threatening to become a big one so no "church" for me. #
• 11:22 What if I brought this pic of my unruly bush to my hair colorist and asked her to dye my head to match? is.gd/oqTC Ash blonde + mouse #
• 11:57 Just read a very interesting introductory letter from one of our new crossdressing members. #
• 12:40 Feeling bad about spending time tweaking a page in my members area for my own satisfaction instead of working on promotion to get new sales. #
• 13:15 @kimberleecline No; fortunately it hasn’t snowed here (near Seattle) since the 15th, I think it was. But last night I DREAMT it was snowing. #
• 15:19 Can YOU distinguish between a hairy vs. a downy woodpecker? Because @DeliaCD can. SKILLZ! Wish we had a telephoto lens for her bird hobby. #
• 16:59 @bobbibillard The funniest "tweeter" alive is @fireland. Have spent nights reading his tweets aloud to friends, crying with laughter. #
• 17:19 Voyeurs: if you see me opening & closing my mouth a lot, it’s because my jaw is totally fucked up today; probably why I’ve got a headache. #
• 18:36 Spent hours refining the format of my "stories" page for members-only: Now I just need to, you know, write/add more stories. Sigh. #
• 22:10 Chatted w/a childhood friend I thought I might have pissed off in an email I wrote. Going to try to stay in touch with my straight friends. #

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• 10:56 If you’re the kind of person who likes to maintain a dream journal or do anything in a leisurely way in the morning, DON’T GET A DOG! #
• 10:57 Members only can chat with me in 5 hours/at 4 pm Pacific: tinyurl.com/spyonus #
• 12:43 Throwing away what’s left of my birthday box of ding dongs. Exercised. Am constipated. When will the mail get here? #
• 15:15 I just took my first dose of psyllium powder (w/Emergen-C & Water) to try to make better poops. So very WEARY of forcing out pellets. #
• 15:32 Just bought 2-for-1 prints from my artist-friend as a late bday present to myself. Members only chat in 30 minutes! #
• 17:47 Had a mellow chat with members. Now reading about "good" bokeh and "bad" bokeh (yeah — totally wtf? just learned the word "bokeh" myself). #
• 19:33 Was that post-dinner nap totally necessary? Why YES . . . yes, it was. And it felt delicious! #
• 19:52 Oh god, I’m SO excited about the MOVEMENT I feel 3+ hours after taking that fiber powder stuff. Will I need the plunger? Better than sex! #
• 19:57 Sigh . . . nevermind. I totally jumped the gun. Just a few more hard rock pebbles. #
• 20:29 LOL @ suggestion to buy VoIP-compatible electrons off eBay to sprinkle on equipment to fix skype call delays: is.gd/onB5 #
• 21:12 Made our meal plan for the next five days and a grocery list — heading out to the store. Yes, our lives are TRES SEXY! #
• 21:15 Dear PSOs (phone sex operators): does skype work for calling clients on landlines or is there a terrible delay? #
• 22:30 To new cashier at grocery store: 1) don’t put 36 cans of food in ONE bag & 2) you can’t just fan out the money & expect it to count itself. #
• 23:09 Considering making a separate twitter account for replying. So it doesn’t overwhelm my feed/microblog & ppl won’t hate my unresponsiveness. #
• 23:18 My UK wanker is obsessed with March Madness. I’m guessing it has something to do with alpha males and spring fever. Going to find out . . . #
• 00:10 Ahhhhh . . . the satisfaction of having drained my Wanker’s niteflirt account never grows old. Time for shredded wheat and Deep Space Nine. #
• 00:15 On the verge of writing an extremely tasteless DM/reply to @JimAyson but don’t know him well enough to know if he’d laugh or unfollow. #

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