Daily Trixie

• 10:04 First day of spring and I’m so so so ready to embrace it. #
• 10:28 Going to read one of my many "brainwash yourself into thinking you can have anything you want" books with breakfast. Because it feels GOOD. #
• 14:14 Body feels great after cardio & stretching with sunshine & door open to breeze. I feel tall and floaty and full of spring. #
• 14:33 I love many things about this house, but one that I hate is the half-tank water heater & crappy bathrooms. We BOTH want to shower but can’t. #
• 15:02 Trying to decide whether or not to go see Harvard Beats Yale. Wondering if it’s worth seeing in the theatre &/or for great inspiration. #
• 15:34 @robgokeemusic You overestimate our tiny, nasty plastic shower cell’s capacity; we couldn’t both fit in if we tried. 🙁 #
• 16:16 I *knew* this would happen; half hour after I take a bath and shove in a tampon I have to poop. Sigh. Hate half-spitting out tampons dry. #
• 18:38 Our Friday night excitement = moving the playstation into the bedroom and watching The Oakridge Boys sing Wichita. #
• 22:16 While @DeliaCD and I played SSX3 (a snowboarding video game) in bed I thought how nice that activity would be for an "ignore" call. #
• 22:25 Going to undo damage done by gaming with some more stretching. And kitchen cleanup. #

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• 11:11 It was great getting 8 hours asleep. All except for the dreams of Scott "Blind Guy" Macintyre & odd couple Ryan Adams & Mandy Moore. #
• 13:06 Considering taking today off to celebrate my bday since I didn’t on Tuesday. But not worth it if I don’t have a plan to DO something. Maybe. #
• 13:57 Having a wicked-good time cleaning out the mess in one of our hand-me-down, trashed vehicles. Free car to become clean car. #
• 18:27 While @DeliaCD prepares our 2nd quiche for my birthday week, I’m going to play one of my birthday presents: HITMAN! #

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• 09:59 Trying to remember/log my dirty dream. Wish I’d done that the LAST time I dreamt about this particular person. Intensely taboo. #
• 10:03 @iforza8 Yes, those are *totally* the best dreams! Which is why I wanted to write it all down. #
• 10:07 Oh no, you tweeples are making me laugh too hard too soon after getting out of bed. It huurrrrrts, funny ats! #
• 12:14 Later: I’ll be blonde again on Tuesday. Now: my farts are fucking RANK! #
• 13:19 Now that I had an orgasm (watching a guy fucking a fleshlight this time) I can get on with my day. #
• 13:54 My period just started while I was trying to do some exercise. And here I thought I was just wet from my earlier masturbation session. #
• 14:00 Can you take your can openers somewhere to get them sharpened? Or does it not work that way? #
• 17:47 I don’t understand why Fritzl isn’t charged with over 3000 counts of rape. I don’t understand a lot of things, I guess. #
• 18:05 Cheap way to feel/smell awesome: find a store selling real sandalwood oil with testers. Visit store liberally & smear on frequently. #
• 19:25 Blargh. Have minor cramps & major tiredness from period with show to start in 35 minutes. It’s going to be bore, folks (but I’ll still come) #
• 23:58 OMFuckingGod. WHY did I decide we should watch Changeling w/o knowing 1st thing about it/that it would be sheer motherfucking HELL? HELL! #

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• 10:09 Awwww — so nice to wake up to so many birthday wishes: thanks tweeple! #
• 11:34 Just "wasted" a bunch more time researching cam software, server stuff etc. I *hate* relying on other sites for our spycams. HATE it. #
• 13:24 Exercise. I don’t *want* to do it right now, but I must. Then shower, then show. #
• 14:23 @greenguy89 Trust: I shower as *little* as possible/only when necessary. Gotta wash hair for shows, though. Otherwise I do the whore’s bath. #
• 15:35 Have to reset my machine to pave way for smooth show broadcast in 25 minutes. #
• 17:22 Felt like my cunt was trying to turn itself inside out during the orgasms I just had in my webcam show. #
• 17:31 I always feel weird about getting emotional over strangers’ tragedies, but this Natasha Richardson thing is really sad. #
• 18:10 @mandyblake Most effective painful acne antidote is pure almond oil (or cheaper oil); sounds counter-intuitive, but it works. #
• 18:15 Today has been great so far. Except that I haven’t pooped. Wait. Positive spin time; Ihaven’t pooped YET. #
• 18:20 @greenguy89 Right! How could I’ve forgotten the 2 poops yesterday?!? Thank goodness I tweet my poops AND YOU LISTEN! Now I can relax. #
• 18:26 Gah! Forgot about leftovers on stove. Now they’re a stinky thai crisp goocake. That’s why @DeliaCD does 99% of the kitchen work. #
• 19:09 @RonCarlo *says* he’s in our chatroom but he’s not chatting . . . name just SITTING there . . . #
• 22:27 Sorry, Danny Gokey lovers: the boy didn’t sound like he was really praying – PLEADING – for Jesus to take the wheel & THAT is why he sucks. #
• 22:28 Yeah, I know you think that tweet came out of left field but I meant every word of it. He is not all that. Okay fine, he doesn’t SUCK. BUT! #
• 00:04 I clapped & *squealed* like a stuck pig when Chuck walked in past Derota. But now must post a gallery for members: "Mommy’s Spring Flowers". #
• 00:26 Oooh! I spoke too soon when I assessed my "make me blonde" progress as going poorly. Mommy IS going to be shiny and bright again! #
• 01:35 Finally got vlog and photo set posted for members. Didn’t update archives yet, but need to get to sleep. #

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• 09:37 Brewing tea and mentally prepping to pay bills & finish the promo galleries I didn’t complete yesterday. #
• 12:44 Panting & sweating after taking a much-needed long walk to the bank; totally needed the fresh air & exercise. #
• 14:42 Ooogh . . . sadly, I’m not sure I can be productive without a nap and lunch first. #
• 14:52 Ugh @ "webmasters" who write promo text for my site saying "guaranted to" contain bullshit my site doesn’t. So very fucked up. #
• 20:29 Working to make up for the time I spent earlier napping & eating and watching television. #
• 22:24 Just made a mundane little blog entry with tomorrow’s showtimes & pics of @KrisMadison’s pug: is.gd/nEu1 #
• 22:35 I should totally weigh myself now that I just unloaded huge poop number two for today. At least I’ve been very productive in ONE way today! #
• 00:52 Phew!! Feeling SO much better — awesome even — after stretching to a few new age songs in the dark with @DeliaCD. Getting ready 4 bed now. #

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• 10:28 Unbelievable. It’s fucking snowing again & my office chair is like a joke chair that keeps getting shorter. #
• 11:55 Wish I didn’t have to, but am working on building promo galleries to send to affiliates. Wish I knew for sure efforts will bear fruit. #
• 13:05 Putting the promo work on hold for a bit while I do a scan for malware. #
• 15:50 Omylord – a terrible pain in my nostril just gripped me. No idea WHAT that’s about. Uploading the 1/2 done galleries. Still lots to finish. #
• 15:54 I can’t stand people who think EVERYONE should use Twitter the SAME way they do/value it for the SAME reasons & insult those who don’t. #
• 17:02 Took advantage of our friends being downtown to indulge in some fucking with @DeliaCD. 2 orgasms later: impending headache now gone! #
• 19:51 About to eat quiche @DeliaCD made after I took a much-needed post-fuck nap. Dreamt of dead sea cucumbers. #

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• 10:46 I’m awake, but only temporarily, I hope, to eat something so I can take some aleve so I can nip this headache in the bud. #
• 13:23 Trying to get some work done even though I really want to be visiting with our company. #
• 18:19 Just had hot conversation w/ @KrisMadison about how we both like straddling penis people & pretending to jerk "our" cocks like we own them. #
• 21:02 Just got back from watching Coraline — LOVED everything except the idiot 18-ish boy retching over the naked claymation phat old lady boobs. #
• 21:41 I just got some presents for my PS2! Games!! And now I’m working on a newsletter thing. Must send tonight. #
• 22:27 Just sent out a newsletter. Here it is for those of you who aren’t on my list: tastytrixie.com/newsletter/March2009/index.html #
• 00:26 Logged in the Wherever Cam with audio while we play a karaoke game on the PS2. #

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• 08:59 Poor @DeliaCD’s back is fucked up. It must be really bad because she *never* complains about pain. Only other time was salmonella poisoning. #
• 09:47 Working on an update for members & feeling groovy because I love getting my poop on before 10 am. It’s totally a good omen! #
• 11:58 Going to take a shower before I record vlog for members. Maybe have some lunch, too (but I don’t need to shower for THAT). #
• 13:13 Anyone have a fave recording of Brother Can You Spare a Dime and/or Sunny Side of the Street? Looking for recs – love both those songs. #
• 14:54 twitpic.com/22gc1 – I freshened up just to record a vlog post for members, but now I need to recapture some of the sleep I lost l … #
• 15:02 Why is it that when I watch videos of myself sucking cock my mouth involuntarily gapes open? #
• 15:30 Sample pictures from the Friday the 13th gallery I just posted for members: is.gd/ngJ5 #
• 16:15 I talk a big talk about naps, but then I never end up taking them. Doing laundry and craving food instead. #
• 16:19 How is it possible that today I weigh 5 lbs less than I did day-before-yesterday? Either our scale is wrong or I really *was* constipated.. #
• 19:00 I cannot get a break; try to nap — that’s foiled. Try to masturbate — that’s interrupted, too. Going to scream. #
• 19:02 Phew — thank god for the Hitachi Magic Wand; 27 seconds & a self-suck video & I got a *little* relief. Would like 3 more of those. #
• 20:24 We’ve been doing housework but I think our friends are used to our level of household filth so I can call it quits after the toilet. #
• 21:54 Just turned off our cam audio because our friends are *almost* here . . . they drove a long-ass ways to see us — I’m feeling lucky/blessed. #
• 03:58 How is it almost 4 in the morning? I guess that’s what happens when you open old wounds from the last argument regarding Les Savy Fav #

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• 09:54 So is @AdamRifkin really "the REAL Adam Rifkin"? And if so, why do I feel so dirty that he’s @-ing me about Mousehunt being 1 of my faves? #
• 09:56 In other news, last night before I went to bed my constipation felt like a log jam on skid road; eventually disastrous overload will strike. #
• 10:44 @TerryBain Man, I would *love* to shoot me some porn with a big furry Chewbacca stand-in. Especially if he were capable of ululating right. #
• 10:56 Editing photos and listening to some of my favorite deliciously cheesy new age music. Woodblock, flute, drones, & tambo I love you all. #
• 11:19 Going to reset my machine & capture some video; WebWhoreHQ cam will be down during that process. #
• 12:09 Feeling guilty because awesome fan burned Sita Sings the Blues for me & I still haven’t watched it (reminded by @Graydancer and @AudaciaRay) #
• 12:12 Also feeling guilty because I’ve a massage appt today & @DeliaCD’s back is hurting & we/everyone’s poor & I’m doing it for pure pleasure. #
• 12:56 @Toni_KatVixen twitpic.com/21brg – Hubba, hubba! #
• 14:44 Told massage woman about our for-shit sales this week and I swear I got the best, most loving/healing massage EVER. Even better than usual. #
• 18:00 The good thing about massage is it makes you totally relaxed/induces healing coma. The bad thing about massage is it makes you SLEEPY. #
• 18:32 To avoid the 3-5 day headaches I often get post-massage, I am forcing myself to get in bed, take it easy & drink assbaths of water. #
• 18:54 Put that whole going-to-rest thing on hold; just slurped down an anchovie and @DeliaCD is making avgolemono. #
• 20:17 Dieting NOT an option with a lush lesbo BBC biopic of Daphne du Marier in dvd player. I’m *obligated* by my estrogen to eat dessert w/tea. #
• 23:39 I *totally* cried over Daphne (the movie). Super-satisfying flick if you’re into melodramatic music, old-fashioned scene segues AND CHICKS! #

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• 10:42 Just deleted a tweet without posting it that made dirty business of some of my fave Mr. Rogers lyrics. Couldn’t commit that act o sacrilege. #
• 10:49 The day is off to a great start: sunny, motivated, and I’m about to poop then exercise. After that, the world is my oyster. #
• 11:15 Okay — so installing adobe air to use twhirl appears to be worth it. Thanks, all. Getting ready to take a walk . . . #
• 11:21 WebWhoreBucks just got its first random job applicant. Or maybe it’s a cleverly disguised virus everyone’s getting. Can .docs do that? #
• 13:09 Nice invigorating walk! I’ve got big underboob sweat marks on my t-shirt. Maybe I worked off part of yesterday’s ice cream cone? #
• 14:11 Mmmmm . . . just enjoyed the most delicious lunch of apples & scrambled eggs & soaked up some much-needed vitamin D. #
• 15:18 Agonizing over submitting sites for review, writing notes with CAPS POINTING OUT OUR SELLING POINTS. Can’t believe I’m hungry again. #
• 16:41 I doubt taking a bath will help wake me up, but it needs to be done anyway. Tubtime! #
• 17:45 Listening to Randy Newman singing "Lonely at the Top"; can anyone rec similar tunes? If so, I want. #
• 18:20 Trying so hard not to bitch about the motherfucking cold, but godDAMN it’s so fucking COLD! Editing pics & shivering. #
• 19:15 I’m really having a hard time resigning myself to being this chubby forever. This old & older? Sure! 10-15 pounds overweight? Not sure. #
• 19:19 There are many things I love about being plump, I just can’t commit to NEVER being my slender self (with a pot belly) again. #
• 22:18 Now that I’m enjoying a normal endocrine system, I just made a goal to lose 15 pounds by June 1st. Unless 10 looks/feels plenty good enough. #
• 22:37 Getting ready to do some stretching with moonlight pouring in on us, then hit the sheets. #
• 23:53 Trying not to let a couple of fraudulent transactions ruin my evening. #

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