Daily Trixie

• 10:11 St. John’s Wort before bed is helpful, but a nice fuck is better. I’ve had the opportunity to compare them the past three days. Very nice. #
• 10:17 @Moonsinger Ah, yes … THOSE herbs. I’ve enjoyed perhaps too few enhanced fucks w/that but our days of smoking are over. Very nice, though. #
• 10:34 Why yes, I DID make it sound as thought the world is a Very Bad Place upon discovering (remembering, really) we’re out of creamer. #
• 12:03 Really feeling grateful/hopeful about the credit card co. crackdown . . . sick of those monsters running amok getting rich ass-raping us. #
• 12:12 @LaLibertine I hear you; I actually reworded my tweet before I posted it so I didn’t sound as jaded & suspicious as I actually feel. #
• 12:38 Doing something different than we’ve done before with pmt processor & friends’ sites; trying to get clear, reliable info to set up RIGHT. #
• 12:44 Live chat is great for this; it’s immediate & I have a record of how vague their answers are sometimes. "I believe so" is not a good answer. #
• 15:36 I’m going to go spend the birthday CC my mom gave me. Yes, it’s been two months. Now it’s time for some little trinkets. #
• 17:30 Trying to resist doing one of those LOOK AT ALL THE AWESOME BOOKS I’VE READ memes. Why do they list the 2 Roald Dahl books I *haven’t* read? #
• 20:52 Amazing. Even though we only have 5.5 friends I STILL manage to mix them up. Sorry about that, Beer Can Man. I *can* id you by dick, though. #

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• 09:20 I think drinking St. John’s Wort tea the last couple nights has equaled better/sounder sleep. Now if I can just manage to avoid a headache. #
• 09:26 @thattoychick Ah, yeah; I took melatonin years ago but stopped partly because I was afraid it would suppress my body’s own production of it. #
• 11:11 People are unfairly treating my @freeporn account like a spam joke. I haven’t even spent time using it so that’s . . . interesting. #
• 13:45 I totally want this camera so we can frame more extreme angles: bit.ly/drKr5 #
• 13:46 I definitely miss that about our old, more consumer-level camera. Also, I’m getting squint-eye from looking through the viewfinder. #
• 15:01 Taking a break from my site revamp for some lunch & reading. #
• 15:44 OMG – The Westing Game is such a good book. Just finished reading it & cried. Never read it as a kid, but it’s fantastic as a grown-up, too. #
• 17:42 Ugh. I wasn’t going to give away as many free pics on this redesign, but I’m winding up giving away MORE. My brainz not good. #
• 18:33 I just did 50% of something I think is really REALLY wrong. I might do the other half later. If so, you’ll hear about it. #
• 20:37 I am such a fucking SUCKER — Gossip Girl finale made me squeal and cry and SHRIEK over and over. I’m so ashamed and delighted by GG. #
• 21:48 I know this sounds trite coming from just another American Fatty, but the past couple months prove television is AWESOME!! Go Adam & Kris! #
• 22:45 Been back at work on my site revamp. If you think you’re bored of hearing me say that, just imagine how bored I am of trying to get it done. #
• 22:51 Considering switching our evening webcam shows from tomorrow to Friday because I can’t stand the thought of hearing American Idol spoilers. #
• 00:26 The big bag of kettle corn that is my hormone balance these days: bit.ly/gtdbW #

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• 08:52 Oooogh . . . 6.5 hours of sleep isn’t enough for a person with my "issues". Need morrrrrrrre sleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep. #
• 12:02 Chatting with payment processor to find out why all but one of our rebills today was declined. #
• 12:48 Oh, hooray! Another $400 in unexpected doctor bills?!? The weight of our debt is crushing me right now. CRUSHING. #
• 16:04 Set wheels in motion for another of our friend’s site(s) to be added to our network. Now I’m slowly making more progress on my redesign. #
• 17:44 I <3 @NakedHosting — they always respond fast and go way above & beyond. #

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• 12:11 Happy as hell to be on our way home. Gorgeous day for a Sunday drive. #
• 15:44 Doing some welcome home housecleaning. Semi-cranky about it, but only out of obligation. Actually enjoying it. Just happy to be back. #
• 18:38 My latest bitch rant about neighbors with their stinky dryer sheets: bit.ly/hs3ki #
• 19:16 Mmm . . . just took a bath & am looking forward to climbing into fresh sheets & fluffed up comforters w/ @DeliaCD & the dinner she made. #

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• 09:17 I don’t know how people can stand getting up early, stripping in the cold, & having hard water rain down on them. Showers are better LATER. #
• 11:13 I’ve used up all of my social, energy & travel juices this month. Going to be so totally fucking overdrawn by the time this weekend is over. #
• 23:54 On the drive here I spent 45 minutes fantasizing about making sweet amateur porno love with Mike Tyson. My brain is misguided. #
• 00:28 LOLing @ the Twilight themed marketing ploys of local businesses. Example: "ALL dinners served with EDBREAD!" #

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• 12:44 Had extremely massively kinky orgasmic dreams. Then I woke up and promptly threw up a little in my mouth. I don’t feel so "fresh". #
• 14:52 Don’t be concerned that all I’ve done so far today is sleep, eat & read. I’m ramping up to a very productive night. But 1st? More soup & tv! #
• 17:24 So. TIRED. And we have to turn around and leave for another two nights tomorrow. I wish I could have a week to sleep & not talk to anybody. #
• 17:26 With a week off alone I would also masturbate a lot which would, I hope, decrease the disturbing night time visitations. #
• 20:24 Annoying = the dog howling to come in when I’m trying to spend a few minutes of quality time with my hitachi magic wand. #
• 01:02 I’ve got a gallery all ready to post for members but feel too disgusting to record a vlog to go along with it. Setting alarm for tomorrow AM #

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• 06:52 Up all night but my sister still hasn’t had the baby. Labor’s getting more intense though. #
• 08:11 My sister is getting a c-section right now. Mostly not nervous. Just trying to tolerate our crazy-ass mom while we wait. #
• 10:43 Just watched Dr plunge a needle into my hours old nephew’s chest to suck out air. Sounds freaky (& was) but also cool/interesting. #
• 15:54 On way home. Torrential downpour. No sleep past 30+ hours. Van roof leaking. Exhausted/feeling pitiful. @DeliaCD putting in steering fluid. #
• 17:27 Just got home. Desperate to get in bed with food, tv, a hot water bottle for my feet and TOTALLY ZONK OUT. #
• 18:09 Ironic: a friendfinder affiliate stealing my photo (cropping out my boobs AND the watermark) & calling me ugly but using it to promote AFF. #
• 18:10 Yes, I *should* send a cease and desist but is it really worth the time and energy? #
• 20:48 Thanks for awesome supportive responsive, women! It’s not quite as clearcut as I made it sound for dramatic 140-character-limit purposes. #
• 20:50 Holy shit — I still haven’t caught up on my sleep and the last few tweets and dm’s I sent were full of gibberish. Sorry about that. #
• 23:33 I don’t know about the rest of you Americancers, but I was very happy with Top Model and Idol tonight. Schwa! That’s ENTERTAINMENT! #
• 23:35 I’ve never seen The Trip to Bountiful but am in the mood for a cleansing cry / emotional release so we just might view it this evening. #
• 00:02 Watching Sex and the City and blowing the RANKEST farts ever. @DeliaCD tried to air out/fan out the room but my stench clings stubbornly. #

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• 10:45 Had a bunch of wet-pussy orgasm dreams last night. And woke up, still with a headache. Duller, but denser. #
• 10:58 Just changed monitor refresh rate from 60 Hertz to 75; apparently low refresh rates can trigger migraines. IMMEDIATELY noticed difference. #
• 11:04 @juglugs OBVIOUSLY there’s more to migraine triggers than that & mine didn’t just go away. But I do notice less brain buzz. 140 char. limit. #
• 11:12 Reading @boundnotgagged twitter stream and feeling like hyperventilating from all of the stupid in our world. Mostly stupid re: sex & women. #
• 11:14 Trying to practice detachment. Almost always fail miserably. Need to WANT to be detached, I guess. #
• 12:32 Trying to come up with a very simple redesign for tastytrixie.com with lots of white space. Harder (for me) than it sounds. #
• 14:23 You would be impressed by the depth of my incompetence if you knew how long it took me to make An Extremely Simple Web Page. #
• 14:30 My sister’s amniotic fluid is low so they are probably going to induce her tonight. Going to get ready to leave tonight. #
• 15:55 My sister sounds pretty shaken up; trying to hurry and get out of here. She’s at the hospital now. #
• 03:12 At the hospital listening to my sister moaning. Not bad yet, though. I’m guessing we have AT LEAST six more hours. More like 8-ten? #
• 03:20 Wow. Looks like the hospital blocks access to foot fetish sites. Why did I even bother logging in my laptop?!? #

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• 09:19 Waking up and rejecting people’s offensive blog comments is ONE way to start the day. Not my favorite though. #
• 13:27 Just came home from a 12 step meeting which I really needed. Too bad I have a throbbing headache, though. #
• 13:59 Feeling sorry for myself with my headache; I’m going to baby myself for awhile. #
• 14:06 Going to call my wanker to see if he wants to play chess with me online. Do I sound totally pathetic? Actually though, I’m loving it. #
• 14:14 Okay, NOW I’m pathetic for real. Wanker would rather watch Basic Instinct than play chess with me. The ultimate rejection. #
• 15:25 Just when I thought I was about to barf my face off, my headache began to subside. Ahhhh, relief. #
• 15:33 Do you ever look at your friends’ friends’ avatars on facebook and want to ask if their pics are a joke or are they REALLY that ugly? #
• 15:46 Clarification: I love ugly people, it’s just that I can’t think of a nice way to ask my sister if her friend has a disease of the face. #
• 15:47 And before any wiseacre tries to point it out first, I *myself* have a billion ugly pics that are not jokes and are of ME that I could use. #
• 17:24 I can’t wait for @DeliaCD to get home, but am KINDA excited she seems late because that might mean she’s picking up hot Thai goodies. #
• 17:26 I just used up all of my energy trying to get our dog to come in out of the rain. And failed. Fine, BE wet, Nico! Be WET for all I care!!! #
• 18:12 Reading mind-blowing shit from Goddess Glory while the water boils for soup: is.gd/yYUr #
• 20:16 Thinking that my headache was subsiding was wishful thinking. It’s not the worst headache ever, but it’s definitely for real. #
• 20:43 Sometimes when people are nice to me it’s so cool it brings tears to my eyes. That’s the cool part about being "sensitive". I think, anyway. #
• 21:26 My dorky thoughts on American Idol 2009: bit.ly/6xOZY #
• 21:33 Oh, man!! How did we miss NationalTrainDay.com/2009 ? I’m totally a "trainiac" waiting to happen. #
• 21:44 @topherjordan Thanks 🙂 I should’ve mentioned that in all other ways I woke up feeling GREAT today after exercising & stretching Sat/Sun. #
• 21:50 My vagina muscle(s) just started twitching/clenching for no reason. Rogue muscle spasm, I guess. #
• 23:45 Just finished a long-ass post to try to help our affiliates promote @DeliaCD. I might have overdone it. As usual. #
• 00:39 I just don’t understand how Mousehunt got any bad reviews. No, I’m not being sarcastic — I love that movie! #

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• 12:46 Starting the week out right; focused, keeping track of hours I work, exercising, etc. Right now building promos for deliacd.com #
• 12:50 @letslets If you feel the need to disagree with me about the cuteness of my belly rolls, I feel the need to block your ass. #
• 12:56 Is the ugliness of allowing idiots to communicate with me & make stupid comments re: me & my body worth the positive stuff? I often wonder. #
• 12:58 It’s almost worse when the fuckers think they’re being helpful, smart or totally innocuous. Almost better to be a straight-up peckerhead. #
• 19:35 Reading @amberlily’s recent tweets about flirting/kissing her husband made me happy. So did my after-tuna-dinner (made by @DeliaCD) nap. #
• 20:25 RT @amberlily Go Green with Zoya’s Nail Polish Exchange: is.gd/yJJp – Send old polish, get new polish. Seems neat. #
• 20:37 I think it’s time to call my wanker/boyfriend and wake him up to see if he’d like to do something pure and holy like play chess. #
• 22:22 There’s nothing more satisfying than squeezing a plump blackhead out of your chin complete with a little whisker sticking out of the plug. #

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