• 09:35 Tweeting 2 years, 7 months, 1 week, 4 days, 21 hours, 4 minutes, 13 seconds (July 2, 2007). How about you? bit.ly/eC942 #howlong #
  • 11:35 Tis now time for me to pay bills and do the whole financial tightrope act. But first, I’m going to poop! #
  • 12:52 I have to call to see why our DSL has been down approx. 24 hours. Not a good task when I have PMS. #
  • 13:27 Our DSL modem is dead so until the new one comes (tomorrow, they said) BedroomDesk & MoreBed cams will be down. #
  • 13:36 My period just started: twitter.com/Bloo dyTrixie/status/8978750825 #
  • 16:21 No offense, but I’m getting ready to shoot our fucking white trash neighbors and the giant pit bill with big swinging balls in our yard. #
  • 16:24 I don’t like coming home and not being able to get out of the car because a loose lethal bighead dog is off-leash alone holding me hostage. #
  • 16:54 I fucking hate our neighbors with the venom of 10,000 cottonmouth snakes. Looks like their shitstain friend might at least get a ticket. #
  • 16:58 Also, stupid animal control phone dude? Yeah, sorry I can’t give you a precise address because A LOOSE DOG IS AMBULATORY by definition. #
  • 18:07 I know! I am just as white trash as our neighbors by virtue of the fact that I said I would shoot their pit bull. Stones, glass houses, etc. #
  • 18:09 @prattdanny Do you eat meat? If so, why do you think it’s more tragic for a menace of a dog to be killed than innocent cows, etc.? #
  • 18:10 NOTE: I have never, and probably would never, kill a dog. This is idle twitter talk. A cat, however . . . #
  • 20:52 I totally deserve this fat stabby headache for freaking out. @DeliaTS suggested I volunteer to walk dogs at shelter to get over fear. #
  • 21:59 @DiamondJames That is REALLY fucked up; you sent them usps? Maybe the postmaster knows what you do & is inspecting for obscenity. #
  • 22:05 @DiamondJames God that’s creepy. We’ve had a few mysterious postal issues ourselves. And one NOT mysterious issue. Sigh. #
  • 22:13 A smiling creampie .gif featuring yours truly & more about that scary damned pit bull: tastytrixie.com/dog/redefining-my-work-ethic #
  • 22:14 And yeah, I hope I don’t need to add "NSFW" to a link already described as containing a creampie. Plus NSFW warns are for dayjobbers only. #

These were chunks of my life yesterday as posted on my twitter page, automatically shipped by LoudTwitter