• 03:32:10: The good news is we’re home. The bad news is that there’s dog poop in our bedroom as a welcome home present. Fuuuuuuuuuuuck it.
  • 03:55:02: If there’s anything last week taught us, it’s that this mess tonight could’ve been much worse. I’m so ready for bed.
  • 12:06:29: @DeliaTS @xmandymitchellx @ScarletFaux People have suggested http://akismet.com/ to me; I haven’t installed it yet, but plan to.
  • 12:44:57: THANK YOU UNIVERSE for delivering the shoulderflex massage machine today! That’ll kinda make up for some of the shit drizzling on us lately.
  • 14:42:44: Got some serenity, getting some tacos. Going to enjoy everything about today that I choose to!
  • 14:46:27: http://twitpic.com/17f4sy – Today’s warm blue winter sky.
  • 15:43:54: I am so SO excited about using our new massager!!!
  • 16:06:40: http://twitpic.com/17fk7j – Here’s @DeliaTS enjoying our new massager.
  • 18:15:33: I think I’m going to have an orgasm and a nap. I have so much to do but all the important things require my brain. Which is in chaos mode.
  • 22:16:54: We’re watching “The Hangover” and planning to go to sleep early to get back on track. I really do not function well without proper sleep.
  • 23:30:31: Funniest part of The Hangover were the Ken Jeong special features.

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