My Life Yesterday

January 31, 2013

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My Life Yesterday

January 30, 2013

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  • RT @spyonus: Spycams off downstairs while the plumbers are here. 10:02:51
  • I don't understand what planet most of the people I grew up with are still on. But I guess there are lots of ways I haven't grown either. 10:52:09
  • Official Inspirational Email of 2013 plus my nudie pics of the day: http://t.co/SfMQiexG 11:26:31
  • Not happy with google's image search results for our names. Even with safe search off, showing almost anything BUT us!! 11:33:05
  • Especially disturbing: pics of me don't show up when I google myself, but 1 of those horrible non-nude child "modeling" sites thumbs DOES. 11:41:54
  • So anyway . . . FUCK YOU, google. 11:42:20
  • You know how much SEO we do with stuff? Search images for: tastytrixie deliats stockings – WHAT THE FUCK?!?!? 11:43:41
  • This is beyond dehumanizing. I do not exist on the internet apparently unless "naked" or "porn". Not even my feet. 13 years of TastyTrixie. 12:06:49
  • Okay, "beyond dehumanizing" an exaggeration. It is quite dehumanizing though, to appear not to exist when I DO. Fuck you, Google. 12:08:01
  • Interesting. The searches yield better/more results on my phone. 13:09:17
  • Evernote really makes keeping mugshot & arrest records & trial info of people you've fucked so much more convenient! #scrapbooking #memories 16:41:54
  • And now the sad of it just hit me, talking to @DeliaTS about it. Oh well. Lucky none of them hurt me or us physically. 17:46:12
  • RT @spyonus: We're doing SHOWS for you tomorrow (Wednesday) plus members-only chat! Five opportunities to hang out with @DeliaTS &/o … 21:44:33

My Life Yesterday

January 29, 2013

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  • 5 of 5 stars to Room by Emma Donoghue http://t.co/MnU9aiiw 00:19:13
  • If you try to tell a book-length story and omit food, fucking and/or feces, YOUR BOOK IS PROBABLY REALLY DUMB. 00:41:24
  • It's one of those full moon nights that feels so full of quiet potential being offered just to me on a silvery plate, all night long. 01:29:23
  • You know how sometimes your pussy smells hot & awesome through your nightgown from a distance? But up close is putrid? 02:24:10
  • So I guess the forecast is for raining and raining and raining and raining and raining and RAINING and raining and cloudy all week long. 10:54:20
  • I'm wearing a pillowcase in today's nudie pic: http://t.co/p4Pukh4e (think Grey Gardens, NOT Django Unchained) 13:32:40
  • I AM SO LUCKY. People let me love them and lots of them love me back. That's the coolest thing in the world!!!! 23:05:28
  • And the spectrum of love and people and ways of feeling and expressing love in my life are extremely wide & varied. LUCKY, like I said. 23:06:42

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January 28, 2013

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January 27, 2013

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January 26, 2013

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January 25, 2013

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  • I love my retired smartphone so much more now that it is just a really cool alarm clock, timer, camera, computer THAT NOBODY CAN CALL ME ON. 12:54:03
  • (friends: the number still works, of course, on my new upgraded phone — still on silent though 99% of the time) 12:54:54
  • 3 of 5 stars to White Horses by Alice Hoffman http://t.co/9HIocqZe 13:07:47
  • McGriddles are fucking POWERFUL. (watching Sins and Secrets, Shreveport S01E04) http://t.co/ket0v073 14:06:23
  • Am I taking a day off from nudie piccing today? Maybe. In the meantime, I share this joyful wetness with you: http://t.co/QW3Q9an7 14:28:11
  • WOW. Ethics & Gawker continue to be diametrically opposed. I shouldn't be surprised. Unbelievable. So glad I have a respectable job. 14:54:06

My Life Yesterday

January 24, 2013

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  • 5 of 5 stars to Bury Me Deep by Megan Abbott http://t.co/OEe3XCZj 00:35:02
  • My big boobs! http://t.co/8vIEIWp8 (and a whole bunch of talk that's still not nearly enough about hormones & crazy & cervices & stuff) 13:43:25
  • Putting on dirty sweats and dirty underwear to take a muddy walk in the dusky drizzle. I guess clean underwear would work but . . . nah. 15:11:16
  • Got the bills done. Going to jump in the shower. My period is trying to start: feeling mildly crampy. Life and stuff. You know the drill. 21:56:48
  • I need to hurry up and start using @evernote . . . and learn how to use it to its fullest awesomest capabilities. Or half of them, anyway. 22:03:15

My Life Yesterday

January 23, 2013

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  • RT @spyonus: Cams downstairs logged out for awhile: appointments with THREE different fix-it dudes this morning. 10:03:17
  • Whenever I think how repetitive making porn can be, I can look at people who WRITE about porn & . . . wow. Most is so redundant &/or off. 10:05:16
  • But that's cool. People want porn. And people want to talk about wanting porn. And about not wanting porn. Forever and ever. 10:08:32
  • @Miss_Darling Noooo . . . thanks for the tip! in reply to Miss_Darling 10:09:23
  • OMG – we have the cutest puppy visitor: black lab + great pyranees , 5 months old. Sweet, smart & silky. Is @deliats in love? 11:40:16
  • @durtee_gurrl I'm with you, here. SO HOT, but yeah. in reply to durtee_gurrl 15:17:24
  • Naked outside with my new shoes we just bought: http://t.co/Hps7S7lC 15:17:56
  • I'm not *totally* sure, but I think @DeliaTS might have been embarrassed when I talked about the integrity of my butthole in a store today. 17:07:07
  • Grinning with maniacal pleasure: I think I convinced @deliats to climb into the loft with me for cuddles. And I just farted. 😀 21:34:55
  • Why is she taking so long? I hope she didn't read that tweet. But she never reads my tweets! IT'S OK HONEY THE SMELL IS GONE & WINDOW OPEN! 21:37:48

My Life Yesterday

January 22, 2013

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