My Life Yesterday

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  • Parting is such just-in-time. But I will miss them. (watching Entourage, The End S08E08) http://t.co/XOYSQ6risQ #entourage 01:12:08
  • In bed. I feel happy, cozy, & sore. 01:17:11
  • I'm going to have to diagnose myself with the disease called MEGA-SLEEPINESS! 15:58:09
  • Pics of me taking a bath outside, still-winter style: http://t.co/2YCcKST1Lg 18:09:50
  • My headache and I are retiring for the night. I hope he leaves quietly in the night & I wake up alone. 20:23:31
  • There's something about watching a lefty jerking that's so fucking erotic. 20:59:31

My Life Yesterday

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  • Our couch is so broke down it sounds like Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. 00:14:44
  • RT @katsnacks: This customer asked for a kiss so I blew him one. He caught it and put it on his crotch. Then he played air guitar and di … 01:22:42
  • Going off the pill means I get to wake up on date days wearing fresh bumpy acne on my face. Turning 40 this month. With spots. 09:55:08
  • RT @spyonus: Keep an eye on our cams today, tonight, and tomorrow morning: our new leather daddy friend arrives SOON! 10:21:16
  • I've got to stop blaming just James Taylor for that horrible co-dependent crazy "You've Got a Friend" song that Carole King wrote. #barf 11:06:09
  • RT @PhotoDivaLV: Justice Department Affirms the Right to Photograph Police in Public http://t.co/joFkmqvJ6Z 11:16:55
  • RT @spyonus: We're spontaneously having more friends come over tonight to play & shoot, so spycams might be down for their privacy. … 18:27:50
  • Nudie pics of the day show you just a mere warm-up of fun: http://t.co/4Intb1AWty 18:43:43

My Life Yesterday

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  • Took a long walk. Did some trespassing. Re-met America. Got shot with adrenaline. Nudie pic to come after lunch. 13:56:56
  • One of the places we trespassed against in my nudie pic(s) for today: http://t.co/Tg1y0SFOHw 15:34:28
  • FUMING. Can't even say who at because it's so counterproductive to advertise how much I resent the hold these motherfuckers have on us. 16:13:43
  • Ugh. And now the marvelous @evernote web clipper isn't working for me. Just stalls . . . it was a great two weeks, I guess. 16:25:58
  • Holy comedy of errors. When you get 14.5% of my sales and you fuck my shit up, at least get my fucking name right. 16:46:14
  • @Volfie99 Oooh, thanks for the heads-up – really glad they're making these documentaries. We still haven't seen them all. in reply to Volfie99 17:04:21
  • If I accomplish nothing else tonight, at least I can say that "ChefVille has been blocked." 22:02:42
  • And OH YES! I *do* believe that's a hand-painted beer can. Helpfully labeled just plain "BEER": http://t.co/Tg1y0SFOHw 22:19:17

My Life Yesterday

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  • Had a delightful convo with AT&T customer service guy in which I performed a few lines of Wham! Rap. 14:21:59
  • The moon is 1) waning and 2) in Scorpio. Can you tell by my daily nudie pics lately? http://t.co/wu0Eq15I46 16:02:44
  • HORRORS. Just found out Boyfriend thought I was saying "I fucking hate you" while we were doing it 5 days ago. I am MORTIFIED! 21:36:01
  • The only thing I can figure is maybe I was saying "I want to fucking HIT you". Which is totally different, okay?!? Right?!? 21:37:24
  • Thank you for that comic relief, @TPHD RTing @lawblob . in reply to lawblob 21:41:45
  • I'm close to distraught worrying about this, wondering if maybe I did get loopy and say some crazy shit I don't remember. 21:45:07
  • RT @Literatrix: Must there be a fucking video for every fucking piece of news? I *want* to read. 22:06:54

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  • Sleeping through the rest of winter sounds like the right idea. 12:42:06
  • Fortunately for our fans, @lightningallie is coming over to shoot @deliats & I being all porno-sexy tonight. 12:46:21
  • TOTALLY, @frankenstein007 – there's been no winter magic, just a bleak purgatory the color of exhaust. in reply to frankenstein007 13:56:46
  • In which @deliats saves my life by feeding me vegetables (I think it's been more than a week since I ate veggies). http://t.co/M5tohoUeKF 15:23:35
  • I'm like a bottomless pit of hunger and sleepiness today. 15:30:43
  • Instead of porn-making tonight, I think we should expose the truth: that @DeliaTS works hard to pay people to be my friends. Interested? 15:42:57
  • Sometimes it's hard for me to be 100% mad at my videos being stolen & posted for free when there are really nice comments on them. #sucker 16:08:26
  • Having said that, a well of hatred rises up in me against the folks who do the posting. Grow your own tits & pussy & give it away for free! 16:09:35
  • Fuuuuuck . . . I just totally forgot how to spell "theif". It's fucking THIEF!! What a cool sounding word that is…. i before e, blahblah. 16:11:37
  • Apparently people think I look like Abi Branning on EastEnders: http://t.co/PZgBUj6nSr What do you think? 16:20:32
  • Except I'm turning 40 next month so . . . yeah. How long are my tits going to look this good? #DefyingOdds #BoobsAreAwesome 16:21:59

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