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RSS- In grayscale, my daily nudie pics I didn't tweet yesterday: http://t.co/0EGWpDDRne 08:58:55
- On MSN: "High heels and hairy legs?!? What's this all about?!?" Correct A: you're really stupid and brainwashed. That's what it's all about. 10:10:14
- Today's resentment is brought to you by watching someone driving her Jaguar who doesn't know how to parallel park it. 10:58:55
- RT @SusanElizabeth: A long story about what I've done with my life: Wildcatting: A Stripper’s Guide to the Modern American Boomtown http://… 11:12:05
- Seriously. Read/savor/set aside time to absorb this: http://t.co/gkixUPtMfy 11:13:00
- Now that the guy fixed the AC I guess I have to do something. OTHER than shop for Star Trek collectibles (important altar pieces, DUH!). 12:20:41
- RT @kaimcn: sometimes I forget that Tina Fey exists and when I remember I get a sad and also a rage. 12:20:53
- @BellaVendetta Is it as powerful as the old ones? in reply to BellaVendetta 12:22:19
- It's quite likely I will not leave this room for the next 48 hours. #ShutIn #hermit #FearsPeople #wankfest #PMS #SmellsBad #DontLookAtMe! 12:26:18
- Horribly familiar even when details are different: Rape Joke (a poem) http://t.co/CGjB4inaCh 12:39:22
- Clarification: PMS does not, in and of itself, smell bad. On a related note: sense of smell seems enhanced for the bearer. 12:46:44
- I have a new creepy thing I do of getting stoned & recording audio notes on my phone for myself. You never ever want to hear these. PROMISE. 14:12:48
- You know who has the best taste in my tweets? @AaliyahLove69 , that's who. She always starbangs my own faves. AND HEARTS #PoopTweets! 14:19:31
- Psssst: @AaliyahLove69 has great taste all around. For reals. 14:21:28
- Listening to Stomu Yamashta's "Time", wondering if our bathroom floor is really 6 inches higher on the north side than south or just 2 high. 14:29:04
- So glad @DeliaTS called, interrupting listening to psychedelic space-funereal new age music & taking blackNwhite selfies of my bloated face. 14:41:23
- RT @papierhache: i really do not care if people are bothered by being called cisgender, cry me a river 14:42:02
- Oh man, @akagi68 ! I *almost brought marbles*!!!! I seriously almost did!!!!!! in reply to akagi68 14:46:28
- Exactly, @lenaqp @papierhache ! I couldn't figure out how to say that in 140 characters — glad you did. in reply to lenaqp 14:48:59
- RT @BellaVendetta: pinup picnic of My dreams! from My shoot yesterday w @EvelynVinyl and @aivory http://t.co/ZLDWlwCAD9 shot by @EllenStagg… 14:52:02
- @BellaVendetta OHhhhhhhh man . . . I so wish I'd have replaced my decade+ old one with a REAL one when I still had the chance. in reply to BellaVendetta 14:52:52
- @lenaqp @papierhache LOL – woot!! in reply to lenaqp 14:53:42
- I feel like my period's about to start. But through my left upper butt dimple. #dripdripdrip 14:55:07
- @BellaVendetta I wonder if it's a ploy to get us to buy two – their first attempt, then BY YOUR REQUEST! 2nd gen original recipe. #evilplan in reply to BellaVendetta 14:56:18
- Is there anything hotter than big swollen tits with big blue veins? 15:26:55
- Protip: don't set your bare-ass pussy down on your brand new white leather furniture when your period's about to start. 15:29:41
- Don't worry, @DeliaTS – I'm exaggerating things here. The white leather is COMPLETELY UNSULLIED! So far. Have fun, honey! Miss you!! 15:36:07
- Does his name rhyme with "anchor", @LightningAllie ? Or reference a great weakness? If so, you should get remote access to his desktop. in reply to LightningAllie 15:38:16
- James? Just #TakeWhitneyToTheLake you fucking manipulative dickhead. She said "Staaaaaawwwwwwwwp! STOOOPPPPP!!" 15:48:36
- Seriously. How can you watch this & not #TakeWhitneyToTheLake ? http://t.co/zGNI9RseyP 15:52:39
- Hydrate & gyrate, #Seattle – http://t.co/vRnrLtxc7E WHEN IS IT GOING TO RAIN AGAIN? 16:05:37
- I love anything where someone let's liquid flow out of their mouth or misses their mouth w/popcorn or beverage or otherwise overfills mouth. 16:07:21
- Solitary self-medication plans with period cramps FOILED by today's AC fix failing at two vital points of contact-will my duct tape hold it? 16:32:15
- Man, I'm sorry I spelled "lets" as "let's". I never used to do that. Or at least I never noticed doing it so much. 16:34:50
- Ohhh shit, I'm about to jack off to FB pics of my college friend's husband. It's probably cool, though . . . I already had sex with them. 18:02:45
- Hyperventilating. Unsure how I will feed myself without @DeliaTS. Afraid I may fall out of the window. Send pain au chocolat & jerky stat. 18:13:58
- Weird. Did I really rate the movie "Safe" only two stars? I thought I recalled actually loving that movie. Two love stars worth? Hmmm… 19:35:57
- So Buddha rolls into a bar with Lwaxana Troi one day and (#YouFinishTheJoke here). http://t.co/35FzEaObDE 19:44:29
- @joepennant Booooo! It's so sad, too, since I never post any nudity on twitter pics or vine. Only in links. But I do identify as NSFW anyway in reply to joepennant 20:52:15
- I love getting paid to talk about tasing wankers. 22:40:18
My Life Yesterday
July 27, 2013
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