My Life Yesterday

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  • I <3 @BigBoobsAlert – best big boob fan blog ever! 10:39:11
  • I also <3 Seattle, where you wake up to find Magic: The Gathering cards stuck in your car door. Some uncommons even! #mtg #Seattle #surprise 10:46:14
  • {{{hugs}}} @BOBCATGIRL@DeliaTS and I are excited for you to come over soon! in reply to BOBCATGIRL 11:09:53
  • @BOBCATGIRL Good luck! That *bites* – I imagine you charming them into making it up to you somehow. Ginger terminators are the best @ that. in reply to BOBCATGIRL 11:39:12
  • RT @spyonus: Looks like our 2 of 3 of our machines crashed so those cams down til we get home (nothing to see anyway since we're not home a… 17:14:59
  • RT @spyonus: …but can make our plugin inactive). No proper and secure internet connection for 24/7 cams at our Seattle studio … yet. 17:15:05
  • RT @VanessaValenti: No words. Nearly 150 female inmates in California illegally sterilized for violation of prison rules http://t.co/VZV6eV… 20:00:41
  • And I thought that was SO last-century. Ugh. Everything old is new again (or just been happening all along while you didn't give a fuck). 20:06:09
  • Okay, back to my regularly scheduled program of happily being privileged. YAY! 😀 * BOO! 🙁 * YAY! 20:08:46
  • Using the useless bedskirt that came in the bag as our king size pig-out-in-bed drop cloth / picnic blanket. NOT SO USELESS AFTER ALL! 23:56:29

My Life Yesterday

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  • Picking the dirty city boogers out of my nose. 22:04:24

My Life Yesterday

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  • Celebrate pink midnight with my nudie pictures of the day: http://t.co/ldZhRQ0KuG 01:06:15
  • Just woke up, nipples hard as rocks. Okay, not rocks. More like stale Dots. 08:45:56
  • Pigeons! Honking! Window washers! Sirens! A MILLION PLACES TO EAT! Pinch me … am I dreaming?!? I didn't even know I wanted this! 15:18:59
  • So so so SO fucking EXCITED! My real life is better than Disneyland right now, it's totally insane. Thank you @DeliaTS !! 16:51:17

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  • I'm excited to spend time with @DeliaTS in our teeny Seattle apartment where sleeping alone for great sleep isn't even an option. 00:31:15
  • Moth https://t.co/T6bwCnvQ89 01:30:23
  • More of my moth bedfellow. https://t.co/KJz7KSm8H1 01:34:03
  • Moths used to freak me out, but I'm glad I magically got over that. I'm kind of into them now. Like jazz & poetry. And mayonnaise. 01:43:38
  • Me, making a HIDEOUS face in my nudie pic yesterday (plus BUGS!) http://t.co/XEpLrlZYVq 12:38:31
  • RT @zomboy666: If you don't like Prince, you just don't like music, full stop. Them's the rules. 12:38:40
  • I cannot bear to mow the lawn and get rid of all that clover the bees are enjoying so much. 13:04:06
  • RT @rickygervais: And finally thank you to the 60 or 70 tribute/fake/spoof/mental Ricky Gervais accounts. Very flattered. Not scary at all.… 13:04:33
  • My stream of consciousness is totally fucking manic. The rest of me & realtime cannot keep up. 13:09:15
  • First ripe warm blackcaps of summer: http://t.co/YjzBt4NHAw 13:34:42
  • New (& reclaimed from storage) stuff for our new lil 2nd home in the city! https://t.co/Op8mmZilea 17:29:17
  • I do love alliteration, @LazerBlast2k13 – thanks! in reply to LazerBlast2k13 17:57:08
  • Ugh, people on OKC who think nuclear war sounds EXCITING!!! But a woman who's slept with 100 or more people is a BAD PERSON. GFY, mofos. 19:10:43
  • Yes, I am working on getting the BBC for you, folks. Ummmm . . . and for me. 😉 19:19:58
  • RT @yeahok: i ate a bunch of potato chips and i regret everything about this horrible country 19:20:11
  • RT @spyonus: Cabin cam machine keeps freaking out w/the HD & 3rd cam, but I keep trying; just moved it into hanging basket / they're back u… 19:53:27
  • Thank you, folks, who respond to our various questionnaires – you are enlightening, inspiring, interesting and supportive! 22:11:26

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  • I suppose there are worse songs to have playing on insistent repeat in your head than "Dona Nobis Pacem". 10:06:03
  • Ok, dude in silver truck waving at me. I don't know who you are & am not pulling over to chat with you. Today. 12:38:07
  • RT @BuckAngel: My mom knows I make porn and doesn't care why do some of you! 13:05:58
  • @Pulp2105 It's ok – I hope you understand what the problem was/is (no need to delete your account – thanks for changing your avatar). in reply to Pulp2105 13:07:01
  • Beautiful bitchy tragedy queen camgirl Nina has so many ways about her that remind me of Christina Hendricks: http://t.co/INulQRUmoR 13:12:48
  • Seriously – she's reaming people out & banning them now – most awesome free show/entertainment ever: http://t.co/INulQRUmoR 13:13:12
  • NOTE: *do not* troll my fave camgirls just to get a reaction or I will hate your guts forever. FYI. Plenty of trolls without adding to pop. 13:14:38
  • "Why do you talk to us like we're LITTLE GIRLS? Nevermind. I'm talking to FUCKING IDIOTS." says Nina: http://t.co/INulQRUmoR 13:17:13
  • "Is that why no one will marry me? Because I'm 'the hottest chick on this site'? I *so* would rather be ugly." http://t.co/INulQRUmoR 13:18:57
  • "I'm racist against men. I won't do business with men if I can help it." Another gem from Nina: http://t.co/INulQRUmoR 13:20:05
  • "I'm chubby. Chub-BayBayBay!" "$2 a minute?!? Bitch?!? This isn't 1995!" I <3 Nina: http://t.co/INulQRUmoR 13:22:34
  • Talent so often comes in a package called crazy. 13:32:59
  • "Do you not fucking understand? I don't have cynicism I have REAL LIFE EXPERIENCE. ALL the guys are the WRONG guys." http://t.co/INulQRUmoR 13:49:30
  • I miss the days when blogs were simply designed in reverse chronology so you could JUST READ THE FUCKING THINGS! Fuck your stupid thumbs!! 18:20:30
  • "There is so much in life to look forward to, & owning a giant kitchen & sprawling hardwood floors … has nothing to do with it." – @dooce 18:39:11
  • Camgirls: feel like we get ALL THE TROLLS? Read comments on http://t.co/j8bXhnipvS & feel LUCKY you don't have those cunts to deal with! 18:47:21

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  • About to miss another ferry + appointment in spite of leaving way fucking early. So fucking sick of this. 09:59:40

My Life on July 1st

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  • Huckleberries https://t.co/X2m50UiJjr 14:14:02
  • RT @DeliaTS: Just posted some cute and sexy pictures in my blog. Check it out! – http://t.co/hxuQi0ddmS 17:54:14
  • I’m about to have a snack & fall asleep, but first, PRECIOUS (boring?) MOMENTS IN TRIXIELAND: http://t.co/h2PCvWfE67 19:16:33
  • Writing emails to family, friends, and fans all pretty much fucking exhausts me. 19:17:02
  • ZOMG – Google real-time analytics SO FUCKING ADDICTIVE / COMPELLING / OBSESSION-INDUCING. 20:44:51
  • Those realtime stats got me super fired up & back in front of computer working. . . and up way too late for our early start / trip tomorrow. 01:18:11

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