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RSS- Remind me not to run the dishwasher when I'm high. Sounds totally fucking scary on top of air conditioner & ice machine & traffic. 00:18:41
- Seriously sounds like someone's throwing rubber mallets & coiled springs & buckets of water against giant assembly line conveyance. 00:20:30
- And then every so often a walking dead skeleton will collapse against the door, knocking his skull on it while bones clatter down. 00:22:00
- @dana_orourke I do so wish this robot knew how to manufacture xanax! in reply to dana_orourke 00:38:53
- I wouldn't stand under our building. A tipsy young man in a woven bowler hat might drop his drink on your head. He's alone, sweet thing. 19:48:07
- @Teh_Nexus no…this cougar will not hunt so close to home (or tweet these grotesque words again). in reply to Teh_Nexus 19:51:18
My Life Yesterday
September 9, 2013
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My Life Yesterday
September 8, 2013
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- I currently have way way way more interest in learning to play chess better & with others than I do in parties & improving my kink skills. 04:00:07
- My nudie pic post for yesterday is full of joy (if not a cock in my mouth): http://t.co/WYYWchcSSf 11:20:33
- Excited to be in the same space and bed as my wife, @DeliaTS , tonight! 12:45:34
- Glargh . . . turned off the air conditioner for phone call & orgasm with my wanker and now the apartment is super hot and stuffy. 17:02:26
My Life Yesterday
September 7, 2013
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- Dream after dream of being left out of / not fitting in / being picked on in group after group after group. 09:47:35
- In one, everybody in the circle was given a beautifully sketched animal to represent them. Except for me. I was a dark blank space. 09:51:07
- Do you ever intentionally avoid inspiration/art/experiences bcus you feel like you've got a backlog of them you haven't capitalized on yet? 11:02:45
- RT @bmagnanti: One-size-fits-all answer to your "should I support sex work" questions. 1) Acknowledge it is work 2) Treat as you would any … 11:42:10
- Darn. Looks like picture-man has closed his blinds against me. 12:02:40
- Is there no place in Seattle I can walk to that sells Boraxo? Liquid soaps don't clean hands, they just smell perfumey and gross. 12:23:06
- I have no explanation for why I'm drooling on my thumb right now. 12:45:21
- Night of the living spicy squirming fat egg noodle. 13:38:37
- Watching construction dude exit honeybucket rubbing hands vigorously with sanitizer … or a huge load of semen. 14:46:42
- I'm so embarrassed sitting in a French restaurant with fucking LACTAID. But you do what you must for CHEESE. 19:46:19
- Aaand tangy salty yum! http://t.co/jNl62x9S5Y 20:33:32
- Standing outside, watching tent city drug deals, feeling ludicrously conspicuous & well-endowed. 22:38:37
My Life Yesterday
September 6, 2013
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- @joepennant I don't think it's funny either. I would *almost* bet you'd have also been compelled to take this particular shot too, though. in reply to joepennant 06:54:02
- @joepennant I agree; it's a terrible thing to do. Even leaving out a few mitigating details. in reply to tastytrixie 09:50:29
- Yesterday's highlight = eating in bed with @BOBCATGIRL while she listed all the chuckwagon foods. 12:44:42
- Another @BOBCATGIRL moment: http://t.co/0pfZbEzuGq 12:46:38
- Get a bunch of @DiamondJames vids & PREGNANT gold show: http://t.co/wjBoAT8vgt She won't be pregnant much longer so awesome opportunity! 13:42:32
- So many things I want to do tonight but I don't have the energy in me to look any of them in the eyes & smile or respond. 17:53:28
- The only company I could be tonight is a detached, disobedient shadow. 17:55:33
- I don't want them to bring me to orgasm. I really just want them to bring me some food. 20:20:51
- Pfffft yuck what? My night RUINED by a moldy fucking rice cake! Maybe I should call a friend after all… 20:47:37
- Thunder & lightning finally starting here in Seattle proper. 22:21:15
My Life Yesterday
September 5, 2013
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- I'll sleep well knowing that I've had "the full Asian": http://t.co/nS73sNHETs 04:24:13
- Note: anal is not something most people can do right or even pocket at all on the first try. 04:58:05
- Everybody's jobs & lives in this diner sound so fucking boring & shitty compared to mine. Except hot lone bandana dude I followed in here. 12:17:00
- Someone who probably hasn't gotten laid in years just boasted about the good face time he had with the boss. Hot dude left. My bacon droops. 12:24:06
- The screen broadcasting "Ariel Castro: Death of a Monster" goes black & I wonder if it's worth getting a box for my remaining over easy egg. 12:26:20
- I imagine the sexy fat guy looking at his phone eating alone is reading my tweets. It feels like almost-Christmas in a limp comedy. 12:31:34
- I want to wear this Bert-Sugar-like man huddled around his stogie in the alley as my disguise for a week. NO. I just want to be Bert Sugar. 12:53:27
- Having perfect solitary sleep-deprived dark moon littered with wilting flowers, maudlin music and brittle spent empty condoms. 13:47:21
- Today: I Sext the Feds. 14:07:58
- By request: self-shot nudie pic: http://t.co/0eiDUnHCtu 14:43:48
- What do I need to do to earn the right to be ugly? Physically repulsive and still attractive overall? #GrowADick 14:45:32
- RT @DeliaTS: OMG – I just gave my webcam a massive facial! Someone should make windshield wipers for those things. 16:02:32
- Been wishing @DeliaTS would get back on cam for you? You're in luck – she's live NOW: http://t.co/r1JNJKbVBi 16:03:26
- RT @Alizarynne: Checking cattle prods on Amazon. Based on the "Frequently bought together…" suggestions, no one is buying these for cows. 16:03:51
- I need to eat but I can't muster up the go-outside-where-people-are energy to procure food. I'm kind of fucked/mixed up. 21:21:06
- Also, I finally finished this stupid thing I was working on. It's great I won't regret NOT doing it. Instead regretting exposing myself. 21:22:05
- If my hair were washed I'd try to get someone — even maybe a stranger — to do a special delivery. (Un?)Fortunately I'm too dirty 4 that. 21:24:07
- I keep having these flashes of realization wash over me. They say "you are a horrible person". I probably should get some sleep now. 21:24:57
- I hate people who take artsy &/or exploitative pictures of homeless people. But last night I took pictures of people sleeping on street. 21:26:37
- It was one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen so I stole their souls while they were sleeping like a dirty fucking thief. 21:27:50
My Life Yesterday
September 4, 2013
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- Hot= getting young mostly-gay boy off on phone who's not even supposed to like tits & pussy. Guys are so fucking conflicted! It's awesome. 10:33:36
- RT @seedcake: This may seem obvious, but the site realwritingjobs is a scam. (Someone just messaged on LinkedIN.) http://t.co/0qwpQfBrV5 10:36:20
- Our convo started off with me grunting taking a dump while he moaned & begged for pics of it & my dirty asshole. #TakeThatVanillaPrudes 10:42:06
- If I get my homework done, he's coming over for ice cream & pigtails time (if he can sneak away from his Master who limits him to cock). 10:44:32
- Don't worry – he's totally sweet and when I told him not to cum on our bedspread last time he backed up right away & dumped it on the floor. 10:48:01
- Guessing you're now a) thinking "too far down the rabbit hole", b) wondering if I'm just making it up . . . or c) masturbating furiously. 10:59:48
- You 'll be pleased to know he's one of the few men I'll overlook long-shorts on. See how open-minded I am? He looks good in anything though. 11:20:17
- This is me. Demonstrating the fine arts of compulsivity & procrastination. 11:23:27
- Is it really just about sex? Or is it about mortality, power, validation, curiosity, connection, beauty, endorphins, discovery, youth, age? 11:35:29
- Comfort, prayer, rhythms, distraction, ecstatic transcendence, oblivion, fear, newness, familiarity, recognition, knowledge, god-sized hole. 12:20:00
- It's a holy trembling thrillcoaster roaring from your shivering perineum up through thunderbeating guts & puking out of your dilated pupils. 12:23:15
- I disapprove of how much repetitious banjo-picking there is in this particular song. 12:24:38
- Listening to my friend get fucked on the phone = best procrastination EVER. 16:02:08
- LOL @frankenstein007 – hahahahaha! And no, it was/is for real – multiple phone calls @JennTVCD & I can hear both of them. in reply to frankenstein007 16:24:28
- Getting high on the decadent smell of my own bullshit. 16:59:40
- My night of procrastination is getting more awesome by the minute!! 22:01:42
My Life Yesterday
September 3, 2013
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- Yesterday: http://t.co/jA8Lmd2Zor Today (naked thank you pics!): http://t.co/Pawshi2oqK 12:07:31
- A drawing I did in 5 minutes of what is supposed to be a hummingbird: http://t.co/D2gpT1lDcM 13:25:13
My Life Yesterday
September 1, 2013
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- Excited about life, pacing the apartment … I will burn it off into complete exhaustion before converting anything into tangibility(?). 10:03:19
- Members & fans: do you want to see me having my way with barely legal boys? I'm not sure if I'm up for that, but they (say they) want it. 14:58:46
- There's this one private-school looking Mercer Island lad and then a petite frail-looking British kid and then a ripped little soldier and.. 15:01:37
- It gives me an ethics-headache trying to figure out whether or not or how much or who to follow up on / through with. 15:03:01
- He's25 pounds & 18 years my junior, @GOtrixieracerGO – sweet pretty face & smile. I feel wretched! Did talk the 4'10" spinner out of it tho. in reply to GOtrixieracerGO 15:18:13
- Him: I'm open to anything. Me: Would you like to suck my transsexual wife's cock? Him: Very funny? Me: Is it? Him: Point taken. 15:23:42
- My lovely friend @GOtrixieracerGO has some great dating site tips for you: http://t.co/fFCPmLCcBk 15:31:37
- Awesome, @KEEBLERisTiny @reynashouse 😉 in reply to KEEBLERisTiny 15:51:44
- Hold the phone if you downloaded @DeliaTS new vid w/James Maverick; the audio track was off; she's redoing it now. Will be up & fixed later. 15:57:55
- I seriously cannot handle seeing this in my timeline, @whorephobia – have to unfollow. in reply to whorephobia 15:58:41
- BEST ANSWER EVER, @blanknewt1 ! in reply to blanknewt1 16:01:26
- Our apartment is really not good for @DeliaTS & I to be doing webmaster / geek work at the same time. Really distracting for both of us. 16:04:14
- @whorephobia Thanks – hope I remember to catch you later again. in reply to whorephobia 16:11:17
- Just had a huge orgasm fucking @DeliaTS , imagining I was fucking @BOBCATGIRL 's tiny perfect pussy. 18:59:23
- Note: I am not saying that perfect pussy = tiny pussy. Or that there is such a thing as an imperfect pussy. No. 19:46:38
- Very pretty young American tgirl I've never seen before live on cam: http://t.co/f3ltMag6jO 20:51:33
- Sometimes I wish I were normal & didn't need so much time alone. 20:55:44
- Sometimes you're sent such violently beautiful words that the wind is knocked out the back of your throat & you cry. I <3 @LightningAllie 21:28:20
- Right now my love for women is ON GLITTERBALL FIRE: @LightningAllie @libby_lynn @SabrinaSwings @GOtrixieracerGO @BOBCATGIRL &always @DeliaTS 21:49:09
- (and tons and tons of floods of more burning lava castles of worshipful ardor pours out of my heart for so many of you – thank you) 21:51:26
- I should be on an even keel right now chemically, but I'm about to burn the world down with spectacular bombs of earthquake fireworks love. 21:59:23
- You know I wrap @AaliyahLove69 in resplendent robes of my glowing lava love, too. 22:06:08
- I need to settle down before I consume the earth with melting thunder cookies. Also @AmberLily & @heathercorinna & @AlignedandWell & @Seska 22:10:57
- My nudie pics of the day include @DeliaTS with my huge muff as a mustache: http://t.co/2739w4IALu 22:21:56
- RT @DeliaTS: Just made a quick blog entry with a naughty little gif from the video I posted today -http://t.co/O8BohxgTTF 22:50:29
- I'll bet @DeliaTS wishes I would stop my maniacal pacing. I'm going to smoke & give her a break. Err then I'll probably want more fucking. 23:20:33
- This is the problem with not watching TV. Instead of being a couchlocked waste of breath, I'm just 24/7 INSANE. 23:31:32
- @SarcasticWonder not at our part-time apartment. Definitely at home we do, though. Too much. in reply to SarcasticWonder 23:33:59
- @SarcasticWonder we have it, just not the best set up for watching here. in reply to SarcasticWonder 23:36:27
