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RSS- Every time I hear/read/watch Sasquatch news I think fondly of @seedcake (local radio in/on genome project right now). 10:03:42
- RT @seedcake: For National Novel Writing Month, I'm giving away my how to write a novel Kindle book free. Get a copy at http://t.co/xbxQwjV… 10:04:56
- I love hearing a cop describe how notably THICK Bigfoot is. 10:09:42
- If we made Sasquatch porn, I wonder if the credit card companies would understand that it's NOT bestiality. Bigfoot is, like, human. Ish. 10:14:36
- Awesome @DanielleFTV doing a 45 minute boy/girl live gold show RIGHT NOW: http://t.co/JEFu1gVkrU 11:43:00
- Pics of creamy fatty delicious things we might like to have all over our faces in my nudie pic post for yesterday: http://t.co/ACkvGkPjqf 12:34:19
- I think my main computer is trying to retire itself. Blarfg. 16:27:22
- RT @SabrinaSwings: The Whole Point of Every Relationship (is probably not what you think it is). @elephantjournal http://t.co/L02BO1C492 21:25:11
- I miss my fucking wife, @DeliaTS – I feel like I've barely seen her the past two weeks. I love being alone but this is getting silly. 21:38:41
- Now showing: winner of "most sarcastic", "most air-quotes", and ALL KINDS OF AWESOME! Our best camgirlfriend: http://t.co/bZ72NatONp 23:48:37
My Life Yesterday
October 31, 2013
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My Life Yesterday
October 30, 2013
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- Flames & a big orange sun rising right now. http://t.co/S7vfgN9IKO 08:11:22
- Orange sunrise bouncing off the pecker poles. #fall #evergreens #Washington http://t.co/sq5CViKTgO 08:15:25
- B vitamin shots can be life-changers; I don't think I'd be happily awake and dancing right now without having gotten one recently. 08:51:58
- Swimming http://t.co/HvITaYvwlX 11:05:05
- So @DeliaTS thinks she got the wrong "fortune". http://t.co/5rjcewKHJs 12:26:18
- We are certain, however, that this is indeed the cookie message intended specifically for me. #asshole #SelfishDick http://t.co/e46KR32Gus 12:32:10
- But if the cookie says it, WHO AM I TO ARGUE WITH SUCH SAGE WISDOM?!? #vindication #affirmation #priorities #MeFirst 12:35:05
- In a public restroom, trying to poop without shame, thinking of @roxxiecyber … and tweeting. Always tweeting. 14:09:37
- It's @DeliaTS birthday on Halloween! But we started celebrating TODAY. She saw a pod of orcas while riding the ferry today: a sweet gift. 21:53:55
- Wow! My feet have never stunk like this before in my life . . . until this week. Some of you foot freaks would be in HEAVEN. 22:10:08
My Life Yesterday
October 29, 2013
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- Sleeping less than six hours worked really well for me today. I don't know if I want to press my luck tomorrow, though. 01:57:13
- RT @lintilla: Dear Tumblr, I can’t reply to a reply? That’s ludicrous. Sincerely, Me http://t.co/pbbMKynIwh 01:57:55
- Squeeeeeee for blue fall sky, sunshine & all the tiny birds! http://t.co/RchlPHQ3rb 10:43:57
- Here's the celebrity I want to see in a bukkake scene (warning: my hairy snatch comes first): http://t.co/V4UDSdrU4g What about you? 12:55:29
- I get sick of this achy wanting-to-fuck feeling. Especially when out of shape & don't have stamina to keep up with the urges. 14:14:26
- It would be so much more efficient & honest if we'd all just admit that we only value SOME life SOMEtimes under SOME conditions. 18:18:49
- Take care of my horny wife @DeliaTS while she's miles away from me? http://t.co/cvcARnBMeb She's playing with herself NOW! 21:11:54
- Gaaahhh! Every time I try to promote her, she logs out right then! I can't do this on my own, baby . . . (j/k – terrible pimp hubby "joke"). 21:21:16
- This makes me wish I was in a sweet threesome with @DeliaTS & my boyfriend. http://t.co/GoCMN5tTvc 22:46:22
My Life Yesterday
October 28, 2013
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- My wanker politely listened to me rant about ways Google analytics is not an elegant solution, and paid me for the privilege. 00:04:06
- Or does it make more sense to say Google Analytics ARE not elegant solutionS? #MostWorthlessTrainOfThoughtEver 00:30:57
- Listening to the weirdest most creepy version of Mr Tambourine Man, like he's edging & hallucinating the whole time. 12:50:07
- No wonder. It was @WilliamShatner. I kind of want to hear it again… 13:01:30
- Is there such thing as The CornNut Fairy? Our floor says YES … she's been bombing every nook, cranny & knothole with picante cornuts. 13:04:01
- So splendidly dramatic … & best PMS soundtrack ever: http://t.co/dGczrXsvwu 13:11:02
- Oh man . . . going to put my favorite Lou Reed song (Coney Island Baby) on repeat and laugh & cry & laugh & laugh & cry. 14:17:59
- Fucking love & (oddly? Or not) relate to. Truly. Laugh. Cry. #LouReed http://t.co/FfbKoPMX9U 14:24:19
- My princess on the hill is @DeliaTS . And I wish I could've been a football star like she was. 14:26:27
- Another tragic fucking favorite. http://t.co/f5NtnAp10n 14:37:10
- RT @DeliaTS: RIP Lou Reed. http://t.co/kzbwNf93p4 14:54:32
- He drives me crazy, but I still scrolled down to Riker: http://t.co/DbTYRSA5fe (thanks internet & the people who still make sweet things). 16:43:19
- FUNNY things, I mean. 16:45:16
- Okay then . . . I need to put something inside & fuck myself with it now. 17:59:32
- I'm going to begin mispronouncing diarrhea as DYEuhREEoh! I hope I don't forget about this resolution before I get a chance to apply it. 19:23:27
- YAY, timeline! Special lady friend on that kind of subject (sorta): RT @roxxiecyber DominaBlog: Poop. http://t.co/fv4ejInr9s in reply to roxxiecyber 19:25:15
- More taboo sex practices: I slapped my wet dildo on a celebrity's face after I came tonight: http://t.co/V4UDSdrU4g 19:30:08
- "…and just remember different people have peculiar! tastes!" -Lou Reed, Coney Island Baby 21:05:15
- I'd appreciate it if my period would just fucking START already. 21:07:58
- Watching some of my old members-only vlogs… #camgirl #sneezing https://t.co/1yIxW03E28 22:14:35
My Life Yesterday
October 27, 2013
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- Enjoying the grey morning in bed listening to Prince, sipping orange spice tea & aimlessly fondling my body. 08:58:38
- Some daily nudie pics & little lifecam reflections: http://t.co/yki3RLXf6y 10:21:03
- Goals: *start fewer sentences and *finish the ones I do start: http://t.co/TqFzoDMUhz 21:17:07
- OMFG why can't I remember I have PMS right away when I'm acting extra-jackass-y & all misunderstood & stuff? 21:29:20
My Life Yesterday
October 25, 2013
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- It took me over two minutes to ask myself why I was listening to this: http://t.co/nHXKjfg4al 00:04:47
- But you know weed is also what facilitated me feeling quite content listening to our ISP's hold music for over ten minutes earlier. 00:08:02
- I'm in a really good & happy mood, and feel on my way to feeling that way a LOT more. I'm even embracing the left-side headache blooming. 10:01:00
- Yes, there is an extremely gorgeous man in our house & close cabin quarters. Not for sex or romance, though: working on computer problem. 16:36:10
- Torture torture torture torture torture. My face is on fire. Cold shower in order before he returns. My awkwardness is boundless. 17:21:34
- Now I'm depressed & horny. KICKING MYSELF FOR ALL OF MY DUMBNESSES! 18:17:05
- OMG. Just remembered my only attempt at conversation: "So…how do you feel about wasps? You know, like hornets & yellowjackets & stuff?" 18:51:26
- And yes, I'm like a nine year old nerd who tries to bridge social gaps with stiff invitations to chat about our opinions of INSECTS. 18:56:42
- And then I tried to scare him with really detailed descriptions of all the spiders I've caught in the cabin & the sounds they make in glass. 18:57:51
- Ohhh Shit! This is a really good game… 19:18:52
- Jesus, Beverly! WTF are you trying to do to Wesley?!? #stng #TheGame http://t.co/Zvfg4435pm 19:28:15
- I'm so awkward & confused & obnoxious. 20:52:12
- Sorry the spycams have been down; my computer problem is just really tricky & I forgot to turn them back on after fiddling with my network! 23:14:12
My Life Yesterday
October 24, 2013
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- Beautiful morning full of sparkling spiderwebs. http://t.co/cIBxCiuzpf 11:21:05
- Now. If only I could quickly get online on my main work machine that decided it hates the internet yesterday. http://t.co/fSjSxqsf1a 11:35:09
- Fall. On the ground. In our yard. http://t.co/SS48VVFiFJ 12:14:03
- Took a magical walk with @DeliaTS – 1st outdoor exercise I've had in weeks. Brought things into even sharper focus. http://t.co/OqGs9G7yFp 14:43:51
- More pictures from our walk today AND my nudie pic of the day: http://t.co/PfJuXsXmxS 20:30:35
- I might even have a sunburned face, which is a BEAUTIFUL thing to have in western Washington in October. 20:44:26
My Life Yesterday
October 23, 2013
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- Supposed to fly out tomorrow to see family but with someone perhaps on a deathbed of unpredictable length elsewhere plans are up in the air. 12:29:05
- I want to learn to postpone frustration and separate grief from trouble-shooting & problem-solving. 19:14:23
- A naked demonstration of a necessary step in reviving our downstairs lifecams: http://t.co/BbrFJfr7Pt 19:36:01
- RT @spyonus: Sorry for the late notice & another cancellation, but we aren't doing group shows this week: http://t.co/EmLWhcjYpN 21:56:58
- HAPPY BIRTHDAY, @AmberLily ! You are the epitome of nerdy, hard-working, camgirly goodness & deserve a DECADENT day/month/year/LIFE! in reply to AmberLily 22:00:26
- The birthday girl is TOPLESS and she has FEATHERS FOR YOUR PENIS! http://t.co/bZ72NatONp 23:25:27
- Oh gosh, ambien . . . I do not even remember making these tweets late Sunday night: http://t.co/A9iEXdjGfz 23:29:34
My Life Yesterday
October 22, 2013
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- Wished my woman sweet dreams , breaking out the cornuts & workaholics & lemonade tea & AMBIEN for my farewell Sunday solo party! Woooootplpl 00:58:28
- I don't know why you'd sleep on ambien when you could be bandaging your face with floppy prosciutto and laaafffing! 01:00:19
- Mm…mmmm….lubricating my hips with pig fat and honey, muscles getting flip flop droppy nom nom nom why would anyone sleep on this. 01:04:31
- It's totally foghorn central around here tonight. 02:30:41
- Just got off phone with @deliats – I love hearing my wife talk about how she just got fucked & stretched by a big fat cock. 12:42:04
- So far my day is less sexy – I've only been penetrated by two needles delivering vitamins to my needy body (B12, B complex & magnesium ). 12:44:52
- RT @grok_: Wow. Texan voters must now show ID with up-to-date legal name. Which disenfranchises 34% of women, 1% of men: http://t.co/3rVhZZ… 13:06:13
- I agree, @AliceSkary – super lucky here! 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 in reply to AliceSkary 14:45:04
- Just made a (still incomplete, private for now) list of 49 reasons why we are reassessing the role of 24/7 lifecams in our lives & work. 15:33:41
- Do you think I have enough fat stored up to make it through winter? Naked, outside in fall mist: http://t.co/BDNMGOOlPb 20:49:33
- The great thing about doing too many jobs is you can STOP doing some jobs AND STILL BE DOING YOUR JOB & maybe be doing your job even better. 21:07:28
- {{{please remind me of that when I repeatedly & fearfully & insecurely & stupidly & counterproductively forget}}} 21:10:02
- Getting ready for a snack & bedtime now. Sorry I'm unresponsive to the handful of friends contacting me. I LOVE HEARING FROM YOU THOUGH! 22:52:23
- I hope my period starts NOW. For the sake of many. PMS on an airplane is not going to help my already nearly-prohibitive anxiety re: flying. 23:16:55
My Life Yesterday
October 21, 2013
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- This sweet circus-titty camgirl reminds me I REALLY NEED SOME VALIUM: http://t.co/ewGzRept0d 00:13:32
- OMG this is freaking me out. Just . . . freaking me out. It's an absurd movie that's so absurd it's real life & scary as hell. Or nice? IDK. 00:16:51
- Maybe I just need that music. 00:20:27
- As if live-tweeting weren't vague enough already. 00:20:59
- Did you know about these two HUGE 2013 victories for trans people & not-straight married people like @DeliaTS & I? http://t.co/oh0vR2vsPf 16:13:55
- My nudie pic post of the day is a couple more self-shot things: http://t.co/LCh8foNnaa #selfiesunday 21:46:38
