My Life Yesterday

October 20, 2013

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  • RT @DeliaTS: Looks like the Tranny Awards are open for nominations! Be sure to cast your vote! – http://t.co/p6JeuqbFJF 11:00:03
  • Getting bangs & re-blonded today. NOT short pin-up bangs, though. Time to retire my forehead. 11:14:07
  • OMFG Robert Mitchum lookalike I grew up with who probably didn't recognize me when he favorited me on ___ site. 14:28:49
  • I should probably block him but fuuuuuuuuuuck. I've got almost 40 years of crushing & fear on this guy. 14:30:37
  • Pics of my new haircut . . . AND BOOBS: http://t.co/LcPoK2Ods3 (self-shot, backyard) 18:04:48
  • This guy has four flags behind him & foreboding German music playing: http://t.co/TDToCy10wu 18:06:52
  • At least I think it's German. The best part is when he whistles along to it. Why all the flags, I wonder? 18:07:57
  • Early childhood memories of him being one of the "big kids" in the neighborhood, @AliceSkary – more than that too, but too much for twitter. in reply to AliceSkary 18:13:40
  • The cabin is overdue for the space heater to come back to it out of storage. #cold 19:05:13
  • Tonight I found out what I'll look like at 85. I've got it on video. With an accent. 22:16:14
  • RT @DeliaTS: Going to be on cam for a few hours today and tonight! -http://t.co/R1jBQXxokh 22:17:42
  • @BOBCATGIRL I'm going to send you 3 very short videos you can't show to ANYBODY! in reply to BOBCATGIRL 22:18:41
  • Flying back & forth through decades & past lives tonight. http://t.co/W4gxldnNWc 22:37:11

My Life Yesterday

October 19, 2013

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  • I love blowing delicious smoke up at the moon! 01:08:48
  • Do kids take typing classes anymore? I'm amazed how many people live & work on computers & can't type worth shit. Truly curious. 14:12:00
  • My brain won't hold on to a thought/idea/task for more than split seconds before mud-sliding & multiplying into way too many more. 20:34:30
  • Right now it's taking a lot of self-control not to buy a bunch of cool concept domains I'll never develop. #compulsive #smart #incompetent 20:40:02
  • Oh good LORD why isn't there a Hitachi Magic Wand in EVERY room?!? Must I really relocate it every time I want to bang one (or more) out?!? 20:42:06
  • @wbahner and it's totally misleading since I'm not going to let myself "bang" anything. in reply to wbahner 20:47:52
  • @wbahner the word "one" is also misleading / a gross understatement. in reply to tastytrixie 20:48:27
  • I forced myself to post something for you, members, before I masturbated. Don't know if you'll like it. No pictures. Try to find it. 22:00:52
  • I'm sleepy but can't stop watching Barbie: Trapped in the Dreamhouse. 23:31:50

My Life Yesterday

October 18, 2013

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  • Vague approximation of my view now, moon in Pisces, 02:53. http://t.co/3olkJWxMfB 02:53:49
  • Rejuvenating as fuck. Nights alone like tonight are. #solitude #NightOwl 03:52:27
  • RT @gasmorg: contributor @tastytrixie give us her take on the shirt that dropped a thousand jaws. Would you wear it? http://t.co/C3aAErGprT 11:19:03
  • RT @jamye: re: @americanapparel graphic tee. On @gasmorg, @tastytrixie advocates 4 more PDM: Public Displays of Menstruation: http://t.co/U… 11:19:28
  • Trying to reciprocate brief, casual compliments without I STARED AT YOUR PICS FOR AN HOUR BEFORE BED, BEGGING YOU TO FUCK ME IN MY DREAMS. 13:51:41
  • Desperately wanting @evernote to work for me, but driven to tears unable to search properly for notes I've cached. Is it my browser? FUCK. 15:07:07
  • @evernote OMFG – why does anything I put in the search box just STAY there no matter how many clicks I make on X to empty it out? 15:10:54
  • Phew! Found the articles I was looking for. 15:27:20
  • Being mildly internet porn famous-ish means I'm guaranteed to disappoint people who meet or just spot me in real life. #PerformanceAnxiety 16:11:13
  • @juliastockings oh dear, now you're just being silly! And/or it's been waaaaay too long since we've seen you guys. in reply to juliastockings 16:26:35
  • Being older is a big responsibility. Must step up commitment to taking it on heroically. Wait a minute, that's not going to work either. 16:35:43
  • Going to clean my toilet now to help relieve my current useless self-consciousness / self-centeredness. 16:49:29
  • LOL @wjoost – I'm flattered & delighted through & through that you'd use such strong language to contradict me! in reply to wjoost 21:46:29
  • I give you three images of the moon as I've seen it this week along with my nudie #potd : http://t.co/FMKpsjjTX2 21:47:11
  • Sometimes the reason I want to fuck is because I'm a happy excited monkey & I want to jump up & down on the fun, not cus I'm overdue to cum. 23:17:40

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October 17, 2013

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October 16, 2013

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October 15, 2013

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October 14, 2013

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My Life Yesterday

October 13, 2013

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  • Feeling very grateful for our local land trust & everyone else who works to conserve, restore & protect nature. 11:51:15
  • Also thankful for good fucking music. http://t.co/JWckNOaOpK 12:00:57
  • The thing this girl's nipples are doing on her free cam is driving me CRAZY: http://t.co/OngfIwL9VY – SO hot! 12:43:06
  • I hope some of our members caught @DeliaTS & I fucking on our voyeur cams last night! 12:59:28
  • About to lose my mind spending beautiful Saturday afternoon with THIRD PERSON at AT&T to try to be able to text friends in Canada. WTF?!? 14:35:23
  • 1 of my major character flaws: being easily defeated. If 30 minutes spent on shitty task results in failure, I believe I can't do anything. 17:07:32
  • Fuck off twitter, with your stupid fucking useless pop-up "what's happening" box. Who got paid to needlessly complicate things some more? 21:55:05
  • The internet now = people getting paid just to ruin shit so they look busy. Remember the old days when pop-ups were bad? But now … cool? 21:56:17
  • Yes. A typical Saturday night for me is telling the internet how much I hate it and why can't we go dancing & I'm breaking up with you NEVER 22:00:38

My Life Yesterday

October 12, 2013

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My Life Yesterday

October 11, 2013

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  • Head ACHE. There Will Be Barf. 11:58:59
  • I vastly prefer spewing outside in the fresh rainy air to trying to aim vomit into an indoor receptacle like a toilet. Feeling a bit better. 12:56:49
  • Marty's a city councilman, @seattleweekly ?!? Man I had such a huge crush on him back in the day. in reply to seattleweekly 12:59:12
  • RT @TheTweetOfGod: Don't let anyone call you an "underachiever". If they knew you, they'd know how amazing it is that you've managed to acc… 17:17:42
  • Thanks, @evilchris – if only I knew what this "gravol" is that you speak of, perhaps I'd be in top form by now. Special Canadian meds? in reply to evilchris 17:19:16
  • Being sick is like sex for me in some ways: http://t.co/VQz8vzANgl 20:23:19
  • Bad advertising: "Copy Writting: We’ll gladly create the text for your site and related graphics." Ummmm . . . no thanks. 20:28:53
  • LOL @D546D59 – settle down, dude – they're voyeur cams! NOT taking orders from you. OK, I just flipped you off; did you get that? in reply to D546D59 20:39:47
  • Can you tip me $5000 @D546D59 ? You replied to my tweet where I linked to a post about how I've been puking & you want to boss me around?!? in reply to D546D59 20:42:33
  • Sorry folks – some of you are confused and need to be schooled. 20:43:11
  • Beautiful black & grey moth flapping in vibrating ellipses like a miniature bat in our dim sanctuary. http://t.co/rz1pNKCpuz 20:58:54

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