My Life Yesterday

October 10, 2013

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My Life Yesterday

October 9, 2013

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  • My holy sweet goodness: it's such a privilege to be able to go outside in fresh air & observe & manipulate the order & beauty out there. 13:51:54
  • Getting ready to shoot some solo autumn porn featuring @DeliaTS in a bikini. 13:53:06
  • Check this blonde live on cam with the disturbing nickname and freaky music to match: http://t.co/7ejskdNR6m 21:27:22
  • I'm exaggerating, of course. 21:28:37

My Life Yesterday

October 8, 2013

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  • It's so easy for my brain to forget that Stephen Frey is NOT actually Oscar Wilde. 00:51:16
  • Morning fall sun streaming in on me in our bed. http://t.co/fNLeTKqAlw 09:48:06
  • I would make the wet shines lumpy white & silver, dripping strung-out blobs of mercury from up high. 10:02:25
  • Good morning! https://t.co/RDRTgr6DFM 10:39:24
  • Sweet! And yes, @tscaramel – I shot @DeliaTS first boy/girl hardcore (with shaking horny excited hands hehehe). in reply to tscaramel 14:41:10
  • You people have no idea how obsessed I am with divided cafeteria trays / plates. I want my whole life to be arranged around them. 16:22:17
  • FACT: a random group of women with acne is 49% hornier than a group of women with clear skin. Disclaimer: actually I just made that up. 18:56:00
  • But it could totally be true!!!! Or maybe **partially**!! 18:56:22
  • Overeating & watching episode after episode of dance moms with my wife. Feels like more than seven deadly sins to me … 22:50:40

My Life Yesterday

October 7, 2013

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  • I'm getting paid to surf the internet while my wanker prattles on about his trip to Rome over the phone. 02:29:51
  • Just kidding. I was the one with the tiresome prattle; I (got paid to) masturbate(d) while he talked about something that happened in Rome! 02:31:20
  • RT @bmagnanti: LOL at 'you're not a feminist, you can't write about feminism' when the same people exclude sex workers from discussions of … 03:32:12
  • Haven't seen Kitty Who in months. Now new collarless cats are showing up like this skinny sweetheart. http://t.co/9x4TvzxBbH 14:45:10
  • Is it bad that I like food more when it's been sitting around sometimes getting dry with greasy dew-drops? Like … hardening chicken skin? 15:57:31
  • Make sure you have some friends & lovers who are better people than you are, & are kind & patient & repetitive about it. Thank you, my ppl! 16:10:32
  • RT @kfan: Mild panic attack after sudden realization I couldn't name any WKRP plot lines in significant detail besides Turkey's Away 16:11:09
  • I keep wondering if Victoria's Secret realizes what a huge mistake it was to add product reviews to their site. #shoddy #cheap #crap 17:47:04
  • All the most powerfully smart & amazing & inspiring people I know are whores &/or teachers &/or artists/musicians &/or storytellers. 19:11:51
  • Must adjust & commit to stable daily schedule to make most of daylight hours. FUCK these fucking daytime hours of darkness. 19:31:19
  • I dearly love the night and was a hardcore night-owl most of my life. But night time should be at three in the morning. Not 7pm or earlier. 19:32:54
  • I think I might be just as annoying & sloppy when I'm stoned as when normal people are drunk. Still not as obnoxious as *me* drunk, though. 23:54:20
  • Oops. I shoulda saved that shitty grammar for after midnight (coming soon to a clock near you). (See how annoying? I told you!) 23:55:42

My Life Yesterday

October 6, 2013

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  • Hmmm . . . why is my toilet chirping like a bird? 10:32:42
  • It's good to be able to count on some things without totally taking them for granted: http://t.co/HdOIgCoObe 11:14:15
  • He totally offered to sacrifice the pie to me, @FetishistLadyM – no way I could snatch it from his lips, though. in reply to FetishistLadyM 11:16:24
  • Really working up to my full potential here photoshopping blonde hairs & white lint off black sweater on hundreds of pics. #BurnedOut 12:25:34
  • But noooooooooooo, I do not want anyone else to edit my pictures nooooooooooooooo I do not. Thanks anyway! 12:32:32
  • Must shave head so I can be a 40+ woman who DOESN'T think lordly shame-mongering maternalism is a better form of oppression than patriarchy. 14:27:51
  • Seriously. Fuck you Sinead, fuck you Annie, & fuck all of your condescension. Your good points aren't worth it. Fuck off. 14:29:54
  • Does nobody remember the Mike Tyson and Axl Rose *SHIT* that Sinead spewed? THAT'S FEMINISM? You're too old for your shite to be excused. 14:31:54
  • My apologies for slapping the F word / feminism on people who reject it. But if it walks like a duck . . . yeah. 14:47:49
  • I remember and appreciate being thrilled by and hungry for what Sinead delivered when I was in high school: http://t.co/UTkclJkYsG 14:51:39
  • Oh u horrible sweet defiant needy brave awkward absurd celebratory raw embarrassing trapped fervor compelling confused exhaustion, humanity. 14:57:25
  • A lot, @SissyNatalie – but I personally still insist on identifying as one. in reply to SissyNatalie 14:58:19
  • I'm sorry about my irrational celebrity-related emotional twitter outburst; if I were the type to delete things, I'd delete all of those. 15:16:14
  • Make me a channel of Good's peace. 15:17:35
  • I come away from every blessed exquisite human interaction cringing with a long list of things I want to apologize for saying or clarify. 19:08:24
  • That's exactly the thing, @Blanknewt2 ! Miley Cyrus didn't invent twerking OR capitalism! in reply to Blanknewt2 19:24:14
  • @Blanknewt2 Jackass is WAY more entertaining than I am . . . and sexier / more pornographic, too! in reply to Blanknewt2 20:02:01
  • https://t.co/jqTXeffadK 20:17:21
  • She was just here 5 minutes ago but has now relocated to an undisclosed location. http://t.co/in8vziwopZ 20:46:26
  • I thought we could be friends until the spider rapidly thrust its mandibles at me & made that clicky-clattering sound when I dumped it out. 20:53:10
  • Or maybe she was just getting comfortable & trying to help out with cleaning like here http://t.co/l0hp4uKryd (min. 1:45) 21:01:12
  • Gah … the cabin is fucking CRAWLING with these arachnids. http://t.co/WPwsd1B4bg 21:40:08
  • I feel so mean putting the spiders outside where it's wet. But . . . yeah. 21:43:16

My Life Yesterday

October 5, 2013

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My Life Yesterday

October 4, 2013

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  • Wow. When I don't tweet it has a serious impact on our site traffic. You folks are important , , , & real-time Google analytics PROVES it. 00:58:59
  • Still . . . dark moon coming and some days & nights alone mean I may continue being withdrawn. 01:00:14
  • Hmmm . . . maybe our traffic is down because people actually care about this whole government shutdown business though. Almost heartening! 12:46:00
  • Time to put away my short, button-up, straining-across-my-big-boobs summer dresses. http://t.co/PGkfRyDEzx 12:51:49
  • A hummingbird is brzzbrrzzing around as I post this blue sunshine. http://t.co/LguWneo2iB 12:59:13
  • Goals for rest of the week: get a lot of WORK done alone, and do whatever comes up for me spending glorious FREE time alone. #hermit 13:19:02
  • Trying to do the bills, I find something to bitch about: http://t.co/xi2Q6pwsKV 15:14:49
  • For the 1st time in my life I want to blackmail somebody. He has the money and he's done something quite weird to me & probably a relative. 16:44:14
  • Don't worry . . . I won't invite that kind of a cycle of horror into my life. I don't think it's malicious, but very selfish & WEIRD. 16:46:22
  • Loss . . . of . . . breath . . . omg @SabrinaSwings – I think it's being able to see / meditate on pics of them that sucks me into them. 20:32:29
  • My Facebook friends breathe a collective sigh of relief as my computer blocks me from making any more inappropriate comments on their pics. 20:48:33
  • Ohhhh man . . . when I'm ovulating I can barely even get past the TITLE of a J/O video named "Thick Cock Jizz Fountain". 21:07:49
  • So Sinead O'Connor is totally old-fashioned compared to the new pope. Prince should write a super romantic torch song for him. 22:30:51
  • You may call it a cop-out, but I call it the God's Honest, and a celebration: http://t.co/GOF0vqvpSU 23:15:02
  • From now on all of my avatars are Billy Idol obscenely ejaculating slobber from his mouth.and smearing it all over his pretty 80's face. 23:19:34
  • From now on instead of complaining that I'm tired or have a headache or itchy spider bites I'm just going to sigh "my balls are so SWEATY". 23:59:53

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October 3, 2013

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