My Life Yesterday

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My Life Yesterday

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  • Grand Budapest Hotel: my fave Wes Anderson, & in top movies ever, now that we just saw it. So exquisite & funny. 14:51:55

My Life Yesterday

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  • I thought I was really on top of my shit this morning, but just discovered I put my pants on backwards despite my best efforts. 10:05:27
  • RT @frankenstein007: @tastytrixie reminds me slightly of joke about guy told to put potato in his pants to attract girls. "It didn't work!"… 10:11:56
  • RT @Seska: New post: Clearing Space, Mindfulness & Sex http://t.co/PzpgX463QY 10:32:51
  • Also, I have PMS which means I *definitely* need to get myself off very soon / when I get back from picking up those birth control pills. 10:47:51
  • Yesterday I felt a little gloomy (with pics): http://t.co/iHosAbqJP4 – Glad I'll be with @DeliaTS tonight. 11:54:45
  • Sorry, fucktards; honking is not going to open the Hood Canal Bridge back up to traffic.

    23 minutes & counting. 13:23:43

  • I hate how the world has turned into a giant shitty communal telephone booth. Fuck the fuck off, noisy mindless motherfuckers. Yes, #PMS 14:03:29
  • Maybe your client would rather everybody in line for the ferry NOT know all the details of her legal woes. #confidentiality #NoisePollution 14:14:00
  • I'm an insufferable cunt. I don't know how anybody tolerates, let alone likes &/or loves me. Thanks, folks! 14:29:23
  • That last tweet sounded WAY more dramatic than it should've. It's more of a "boy I'm obnoxious & grouchy!" ::shrug:: dealio. 16:27:55
  • RT @sighclone: Another cold day but a good #gesture #sketch of @DeliaTS & a #shortblack are a good start to the day WARNING #nudity http://… 18:31:10

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  • RT @DeliaTS: I haven't been on cam this early on a Sunday in forever! http://t.co/eZaCW3JrAY 11:23:08
  • @Seska What?!? Wait … WHAT?!?

    {{shudders attempting to congratulate you on your brave evolution}} in reply to Seska 13:10:16

  • @Seska ohhh, I maybe see what you're saying now. I too(?) am a notebook & paper addict / hoarder. in reply to Seska 13:18:40
  • Diet Dr Pepper in the tiny cans has a very luxe perfumey exotic floral note following the initial tasty pruney fizz. #yummy 13:41:01
  • There's a young 5'11" man I really want to shoot in stockings: a long-curly-haired ginger reminiscent of a Grace Coddington type or muse. 14:30:59
  • There may be lots of reasons to loathe Bored to Death, but I can't help that (S1 anyway) makes me genuinely LOL. 20:53:48

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  • Woke up in the middle of the night, downed a diet coke (zero tastes better, btw) … then overslept. I love sleeping on stimulants. 11:10:59
  • Hope everyone's enjoying the longest day of the year (preferably frolicking naked, outside, if desired): http://t.co/Z04Ego2WeP 21:13:17

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  • Not a http://t.co/IMNqY5wLer member? Buy single don't-miss-it scenes like this one with Handyman @ChArmstrongXXX http://t.co/3eLuBXN7UJ 13:36:50
  • Dear feminists: can we focus more on getting us alternatives & options rather than being silly scolds bashing EVERYTHING that's sexualized? 13:40:44
  • Ugh @twitter @Support – why can't you scale our background pics correctly? Also the timeline pics with landscape thumbs are stupid as fuck. 15:40:31
  • I should probably take my boobs out of my new background image. Because some folks always interpret boobs as obscene porno. 15:43:43
  • @DanielleFTV Ugh – so *not* funny! I hate that people can do that, and it mostly only happens to people who make money with nice boobs. in reply to DanielleFTV 15:49:15
  • Call me old-fashioned, but I am all for LESS "responsive" web design. 15:50:58
  • Narrowly missed hitting the Bambis suddenly bounding across the road in front of us. http://t.co/3lpeVdbo0c 18:14:39
  • Sorry, boys . . . I don't get camera-ready for "maybe". You better not show up on our fucking doorstep tonight without advance commitment. 21:47:08
  • Made some improvements to @DeliaTS join page: http://t.co/OLzsUt8pBS – need to update lots of other pages, too . . . 22:05:39

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