• Oh, Amy Adams … your chipper voice, your bright smile, you perky little titties are such a tonic for the soul! 01:08:50
  • OMG Enchanted is a great movie to watch #stoned … so funny … I LOVE this fucking movie. Oh yeah you're getting all wet in the rain, Amy! 01:17:10
  • OMG I'm gonna choke on my turkey this is so funny!!! 01:23:08
  • How @DeliaTS & I live like certain vampires: http://t.co/ijWEn35wYL (plus mid-life / identity crises and MY BOOB!) 09:08:04
  • It's a good day to have a prescription for Ritalin. 09:25:45
  • RT @msnaughty: When you support indie feminist porn, it means producers can continue to make it & pay performers #payforyourporn http://t.… 10:00:24
  • So what are all of the popular Tuesday webwhore picpost hashtags folks use to tweet their sexy pics? 10:02:45
  • Well how about this; is there a cute Tuesday hashtag for this random pic of me #ChokingOnADick? http://t.co/rt0MByDsTj 10:28:49
  • -Sam Hamill http://t.co/Squd94kV6u 13:51:16
  • Mercifully lost, reading Sam Hamill. http://t.co/C0L84IglBZ 14:06:21
  • Aaaand both of my machines in the cabin seem to have simultaneously taken huge unproductive shits on me. I WAS feeling super productive. FML 15:12:47
  • I am not too fancy to get really super wet from just a hug, especially a loaded hug that felt like it was about to turn into kissing. 18:11:26
  • I must really like Taurus or something to have restrained myself. This time … and the other time FUCK! Why?!? What is WRONG with me?!? 18:16:20
  • Calling my wife @DeliaTS . Again. For, like, the 4th time today. COME HOOOOMMMME HONEY! 22:52:28
  • Did gratitude lists on phone w/ @DeliaTS -I feel happy – I love doing stuff like that with her. Also: going to fuck her brains out tomorrow! 23:05:32