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  • When you text your spiritual adviser / sponsor / elder at 4 in the morning. Because you know he will understand. And be/stay asleep. 03:57:52
  • Watching Young Adult. Again. Is the only remedy. 04:23:33
  • For days. And DAYS. It has been SO WINDY. Or shoud I say nights and NIGHTS? I haven't slept a wink so far. Limbs falling on roof. 06:36:46
  • Or shoud I say SHOULD? Fuuuuuuck … can't eat can't sleep can't spell. 06:38:25
  • Seroquel: "non-addictive" … but with serious withdrawal symptoms! Barely eaten & haven't slept in far too long… 12:52:57
  • @AliceSkary they say BOTH! It's ridiculous. in reply to AliceSkary 13:01:10
  • I guess I'll go masturbate to videos Taurus sent me of him fucking his new girlfriend. When life hands you lemons … ::shrug:: 13:02:49
  • RT @mistressmatisse: So @SWOPSeattle is seeking volunteers to help run this show, so come support Seattle's vibrant #sexwork community! htt… 15:24:06
  • With every hour past 24 that I stay up, and with every bong hit, I feel more awake and clear. My brain is an asshole I need to fuck harder. 17:07:16

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  • It's annoying how exercise sends blood to my cunt & makes my clit throb. Arousal is so distracting. 13:39:44
  • That poly dating thing where you have to accept that someone doesn't want to see you as much as you want to see them . . . 23:49:48
  • … and wants to see someone else MORE than they want to see you. And you're genuinely happy for them, but also very sad for yourself. 23:50:37

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  • When you discover the parmesan cheese has mold in it AFTER you dump it all over your 2 am noodles. THEN you give yourself permission to cry. 02:13:30
  • Why so hard to find video player for phone that will LOOP / repeat vids? I need to masturbate to this short vid more efficiently PLEASE now! 19:49:23
  • RT @milcahhalili: my homegirl/new roomie has a massage table. you know what that means. ask to DM me for services #PDX #PNW 20:18:08
  • Mousehunt is my kind of movie. 21:23:22

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  • RT @THEecowhore: This genius counternarrative is still one of my favorite profiles ever:
    http://t.co/35ZyJ0d550 08:23:55
  • Woke up at 6 to get an early start on the road; stymied by parking garage sleeping in on Saturdays. Having bad-choice overpriced bfast out. 08:26:15
  • Never trust Yelp etc reviews in Seattle. They're mostly a bunch of rich shitty assholes with boring taste & no imaginations. 08:28:28
  • Someday I'll learn to honor my instinct to turn on heel & walk out of these places. 08:29:29
  • Adventure story begins:

    In Search of the Elusive Brown Ink Pen (or Ninety-One Days Adrift in a Sea of Pink) 09:46:31

  • Why did we stop writing our names in dirt? Scratching signs & pictures, arrows that follow the curves of the earth. 09:47:53
  • Glad to be home, welcomed by riot of rainy bird song … & my Hitachi magic wand. So fucking horny. 13:49:35
  • I almost couldn't stop myself from masturbating on the ferry. 13:50:25
  • Ridiculous boobs & glasses pics & chatter (with a pretty bonus reference to/reminder of @TousledElegance). 16:27:03
  • For depressed lovesick introverts alone on Saturday night ONLY! Will be censored to bland happiness by dawn tomorrow! http://t.co/5Nz9hfzrGI 19:15:50
  • Aaaaaand just like that I did my pathos-cleansing. Way before dawn or even tomorrow. 19:35:50
  • RT @seedcake: My book The Remains of River Names will be in a time capsule. In 375 years, the question will be, "What was English?" http://… 20:21:21
  • Going to try @daveseah's Emergent Task Planner tomorrow: http://t.co/PO1qCaKqlH 21:12:26

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  • It's one of those mornings where even a rainbow looks like a depressing piece of shit. IDK WTF is… http://t.co/fvf0rKHCNh 09:08:30
  • Nevermind. Everything is beautiful. Maybe I just didn't get enough sleep. Or shouldn't not take those pills. Or suffer from attachments. 09:18:27
  • Hoping the power doesn't go out while I'm setting up new computer… 19:49:39

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