My Life Yesterday

May 10, 2015

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My Life Yesterday

May 9, 2015

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My Life Yesterday

May 8, 2015

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  • The one with the biggest clit is my wife, @ecbtruckman1981 @kateengland21 (I'm talking about @DeliaTS to make it simple 😉 in reply to ecbtruckman1981 02:39:59
  • Are you jerking off onto a cookie sheet? Cheap mirror? An oil pan? Ohh: bread pan. Good one. Showed contents, id'd "CUM" w/German accent. 03:03:58
  • My fucking god I do NOT want to TALK about poly. So fucking frustrating & boring. Not enough time to DO poly, we need to waste more TALKING? 13:44:08
  • "Oh yay I'd love to talk about poly with other poly people!" So basically waste more time compounding the challenges of poly by not fucking. 13:45:45
  • We're polytalkRus! We complicate shit more & leave no time for intimacy! We're not jealous because no time for anything to be jealous of! 13:54:04
  • I don't exactly mean all of that, I'm just frustrated and resentful and hate how SOCIAL poly nerds are, over-intellectualizing everything. 14:24:53
  • Jealousy isn't a 4-letter word to poly people. It's a 400-sentence way of avoiding saying they're jealous instead of just saying jealous. 14:27:38

My Life Yesterday

May 7, 2015

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  • People get so mad at me when I won't watch videos they send me links to. I have a no video-watching-on-demand policy, though. #transcriptpls 05:39:12
  • @AliceSkary yeah, I totally get that … this was in a dirty-talk hardcore kind of way, though. I think I misheard him. If not: YAY STEAK! in reply to AliceSkary 05:43:36
  • {{{{hugs}}}} @BOBCATGIRL – thank you for that, and for always meaning what you say in such authentic genuine loving ways. in reply to BOBCATGIRL 05:44:57
  • Worked all night til the sun came up; this is the life for me!! Going to have to do some healthy things for my body when I wake up though. 05:46:58
  • I'm what most people would describe as a shut-in. Leave the food tray outside the door. Wait til I open it then with your hands up … 12:59:23
  • …tell me everything's okay, but you have something hot & hard to press against me. After I eat. Staring at you with your eyes averted. 13:04:16
  • I love my family so much right now & feel so sad for us, too. We people are babies for a very long time. Very few grow out of needing love. 14:05:07
  • "When you are part of a hate group it comes at a price, sometimes friends and sometimes family." Wise words from my mom. 15:25:48
  • RT @DeliaTS: Okay, I'm back by popular demand! Live & on cam now – http://t.co/I7SY7GNKiZ 15:39:41
  • Fuuuuuuuuuuck the best sexts are the ones about cooking for & serving my lazy sensual greedy hedonistic gluttonous ass in bed. 21:18:43

My Life Yesterday

May 6, 2015

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My Life Yesterday

May 5, 2015

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  • See folks? Don't give yourself any reason to be mad at yourself … just join my wife's site already! 😉 https://t.co/TdzifYpgYE 00:04:04
  • Getting fucked just makes me happy. It just DOES. And YAY FORESKIN!!! 01:48:59
  • A *REAL* friend would bring me a fruit plate, coffee in a milky white mug on a saucer, & "craizy" chicken sandwich right now. 13:30:55
  • And then she'd unbutton her shirt & expose herself quietly while I make crumbs fly in bed, reaching over to cop a feel between bites. 13:32:31
  • On page 126 of 186 of The Jump-Off Creek, by Molly Gloss: I started this book on April 6th… http://t.co/TUVwF5X8xg 21:38:35
  • Camgirls & everybody: people have different learning modalities. Not everybody reads everything. Stop getting so fucking bent out of shape. 21:44:27

My Life Yesterday

May 4, 2015

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  • My body misses other bodies (& faces & hands), and wants them close to me & touching more than I really can bear or manage. 09:10:00
  • I hate how much quiet time alone I need. NEED to function.

    But I do love it, the quiet time alone. So glad I'm able to have it. 11:25:08

  • You cannot conceive of the fucking BULLSHIT runaround keystone cops who's-on-first crap one goes through to make porn sites operational. 15:29:53
  • Instead of having a nice fat uncut cock come over here for POV blowjob video, I'm ripping my hair out after weeks of dumb-fuckery w/XXXill. 15:32:08
  • Actually, there are lots of reason I'm enforcing my solitude today / other work intervening. BUT STILL!! Such a turn-off, the bullshit. 15:33:42
  • Now that I learned from mistakes, I feel like I should spend a month trying to bring as many sites into our indie network as possible. 17:02:27
  • Now that I spend most days/nights alone, I'm really into eating sandwiches. Specifically the kinds someone else makes at the grocery store. 17:51:35
  • If you're a pervert and/or you like little elfin-looking awkwardly sharp dorky-ish girls … got $3??? http://t.co/RIDlmiwdi3 #goldshow 17:56:40
  • I *love* that she's a hand-flapper: http://t.co/RIDlmiwdi3

    And when she sticks out her tongue it's charmingly dorky, not fake-sexy. 17:59:55

  • IDK what I'm doing. I hate it (errrr … do I?) when I want to see one new person more than the others. But there's a full moon. So. 21:57:59
  • Cams are going down because hometown in-town guys are off-cam guys. Sometimes convenience is more important than exploitation, I guess. 22:03:58
  • I'm such a liar. Still hoping I can groom him into faceless (gorgeous uncut) stunt cock. At least this one's our age. 22:23:28

My Life Yesterday

May 3, 2015

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  • This is HELLISHLY BAD in so many ways but reminds me 1) FANS don't need perfection, & 2) redeeming qualities COUNT: https://t.co/zIJZLtAKkc 00:24:10
  • Note: I am not a big Bon Iver fan. But not as big a Bon Iver hater as you might want. in reply to tastytrixie 00:32:16
  • Ohhhhh, boy . . . our car is REALLY broke down. And @DeliaTS *has* to get back to Seattle tomorrow. And the buses don't run on Sunday. 12:28:49

My Life Yesterday

May 2, 2015

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  • MAY DAY!!!!!!!!! 00:00:46
  • Started bawling my head off realizing how much I miss @LightningAllie. Many reasons. #rare #needsomeoneitrustwhoknowsmetobossmearound. 00:43:32
  • Felt pretty happy today, so that was … unexpected. It feels good to cry over something I know to be real for once. 00:58:35
  • Tears smell and taste so much different in May than in January. 01:08:25
  • I don't know if it's good for me to be so many people's older woman & nobody's baby. 01:09:47
  • I'm kidding myself; I'm such a baby to @DeliaTS that she protects me from knowing just how much I'm her baby. #safelyfullyloved #iloveyou 01:20:14
  • My timeline's way too emo … you need a late night pick-me-up, and SHE'S RIGHT HERE! LIVE ON CAM FOR YOU!! http://t.co/cUlaouzeBZ 01:29:43
  • My tits look so stupidly enormous in my nightgown without a bra compared to my head. They're totally … big granny knockers. 01:34:11
  • Sometimes I get the word "cum" stuck in my head on repeat. Like
    I'm gonna cum"
    please can I cum"
    I'm fucking cumming"
    ahgawdaahhmgnacum" 05:24:07
  • Yeah. Beyond Bruce Jenner … and BEFORE Bruce Jenner would be great for people to know and care about. https://t.co/KTJYphCmBo 10:42:40
  • (though for people my age & older, Bruce Jenner & her story is a big deal … THE quintessential Wheaties box) 10:46:18
  • Oops! I just read that Bruce Jenner still wants to be referred to as male. So maybe he doesn't get to snatch first female on box claim away. 10:51:39
  • Bruce Jenner & Mary Lou Retton are the 2 people I think of when I picture a Wheaties box. Stories told by cereal boxes: actually important. 10:53:49
  • For sure, & everything in mainstream media, @billieTS – & when the majority of people buy it, it BECOMES real, w/real impact. #frustrating in reply to billieTS 10:57:50
  • In our town, @nitanylion but @DeliaTS & I are cautious about being specific in a searchable way that could too easily get us in trouble. 😉 in reply to nitanylion 11:44:59
  • We do too, @nitanylion – there are three awesome f0rts to explore less than 10 miles away from where @DeliaTS & I live. We love it! in reply to nitanylion 11:54:25
  • May Day pics from years ago: http://t.co/swUxnDgATP http://t.co/ZIichsbckV 11:56:34
  • One of my coolest lifestyle attributes: I take "intensive care probiotics" on the daily. For "digestive + colon health". #SOcool #CoolAsFuck 12:29:47
  • Somebody thank me for the last two #pooptweets I deleted without posting. #Isparedyou #reSTRAINedmyself #theworldlostsomemagictoday 12:33:40
  • Thanks, @AliceSkary! I've considered that, but I feel like it would be such a betrayal of myself to segregate my #pooptweets. #HardChoices in reply to AliceSkary 12:46:39
  • Now @AliceSkary has me LONGING to spend quality time developing this site: http://t.co/Rs5hj2sC0Y (that's "anal fissures" spelled backwards) in reply to AliceSkary 12:52:50
  • I hope there's some outdoor under-the-moon fucking tonight when @DeliaTS comes home tonight. 13:21:41
  • Also: @DeliaTS is working WAY too hard. We need to make her take a little time off. Preferably IN MY PUSSY. 13:23:41
  • I love the way the creator talks about this/his rationale, & the lovely 2001 Space Odyssey design of the entire kit. https://t.co/wdmEWTx92O 13:30:17
  • Then again, so many of the things I think are fucking awesome are actually jokes. Jokes that I take seriously, in rabid earnest. 13:31:09
  • I love feeling my cunt spasm when I orgasm & imagining every clench forcing a jet of cum to spurt out of my imaginary cock. #masturbating 13:50:23
  • Goddamn it I hate when there's a cat hanging out in the background of someone's jack-off video. 14:36:10
  • I need to stop masturbating and, I don't know, EAT or something. 14:42:58
  • Considering the guy was masturbating on his front porch in broad daylight across from CVS, he has different comfort level, @DunklesUnkraut. in reply to DunklesUnkraut 14:44:36
  • RT @fireland: FRIDAY NITE: [3D prints lady] hello hot madam [3D prints jealous boyfriend] back off man we're in love [3D prints Prince] the… 16:20:01
  • I become very very frustrated when sent a jack-off vid & my phone won't play it. And he has a big uncut cock on top of it. <gnashes teeth> 16:36:50
  • Cozy wearing a t-shirt I haven't washed since the time someone jizzed on my tits & I pulled it down over them & wallpapered it to me w/cum. 17:34:15
  • (I'm so sorry folks who want me to be "classy" – it's fucking May Day & I'm horny as fuck & just … cannot fucking contain myself) 17:35:10
  • She's a couple hours, a hot meal, & a long walk away @ridgiedidge so I'm not going to jump @DeliaTS bones right off the bat. 😉 #hug #kiss in reply to ridgiedidge 18:03:51
  • Ugh video tutorials with no text option; do you fucks make your voices sound lazy & just-don't-care to rub in going at your slow-ass pace? 19:17:44
  • I have no idea how I made it through school and held down regular jobs. How the FUCK did I ever do that? NO IDEA. Cried every day I guess. 19:26:18
  • A 3:55 minute video tutorial and I could only get to the 40th second before I started shaking with impatient rage, frustration & contempt. 19:27:29
  • Me, to @DeliaTS: I'm so so glad I can totally be myself with you … and I feel so so sorry for you that I can totally be myself with you. 21:50:50
  • Cute waiter with braces didn't know he was playing with fire when he kept trying to get us drunk / dance on tables & called us "cupcakes". 21:52:53
  • I really love how my brain finally decides to settle down & be able to concentrate on work at computer when should be in bed w/@DeliaTS. 🙁 22:38:43

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May 1, 2015

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