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January 21, 2016

Introducing @DeliaTS to the finest, rapiest, hottest #MelGibson movie ever. She's laughing her ass off. #ladyporn https://t.co/Zanw4vPb1c 00:02:49
Why, @Lion472015? Do you know a faceless dickless "true dom" who wants to pay me big money to slap him silly & crush his dreams & testicles? in reply to Lion472015 08:42:06
You noticed that too, eh @Pantstrovich? It's this unsolicited bullshit, not dick pics, that enrages me. @AliceSkary @Lion472015 in reply to Pantstrovich 09:11:19
RT @solikebasically: Woman arguing with an insurance company on the phone as she audibly poops in the stall next to me: PLEASE have a lifes… 16:27:26
I'm dramatically overdue for what @DeliaTS & I are getting ready to do: FUCK AND SUCK AND SPOON AND STUFF!!! 21:00:42
I love this movie. Who wrote this dumb fucking description? Trying to make his life smalllllll?!? INfuckingaccurate! https://t.co/ibix4jlxDA 22:25:31
From now on when people ask what I'm up to, I'm just going to say YOU KNOW JUST TRYING TO MAKE MY LIFE AS SMALL AS POSSIBLE, DUMBASS. #GFY. 22:35:21
RT @Big_Darth: If we can get twenty retweets, I will post a pick of @AmberLily making out with @VirginiaPearl1 https://t.co/YjRBeElnLi 23:15:07
Still think it's BS, but I deleted that bc it was offensive to respond to a stranger that way & she told me to "get out of her mentions". 23:40:48
If you use the words "ALWAYS" &/or "NEVER" with your word policing though, I pretty much think you're a dumb fuck. #SensitivityNotStupidity 23:43:42

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