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RSS- Yay! First day of #spring! I started out the day/season masturbating / with an orgasm. š #wet 08:59:13
- … Followed by a beautiful #poop. Stick that in your pipe and smoke it! #springfever #life #pooptweets #goodhealth #goodcheer 09:03:57
- RT @DeliaTS: Yay – Spring is here once again! Here's a bright little #upskirt to celebrate the warmer days ahead š #longlegs https://t.coā¦ 09:50:50
- RT @Sticky_Clips: @tastytrixie #bigtits #sexysunday https://t.co/kKqEroz29O 10:25:35
- Oh, #MadEyeMoody … you're such a mess. Such a mess & I can't help loving you. #glasseye 11:26:51
- All the reaction shots at the triwizard tournament. I could enjoy & ponder them for hours. Layers of work & possible meanings. #stonermilf 11:34:55
- I wish I had a little honeybear to make & bring me hot broth & thick sandwiches in bed then tuck me in for a dense heavy cuddle-nap. 11:36:58
- RT @nberlat: People often feel like they have to do something new or keep up, and it goes badly. 11:55:32
- I am absolutely NOT the kind of person who'd ever put their name in the goblet of fire. I'm so not #griffindor. 12:04:14
- I'm whatever house has chronic masturbators. I'm the one who sneaks out to get moaning myrtle to cry & show me her puffy titties at night. 12:06:48
- I know; you're thinking Slytherin, but I'm pretty sure I'm Ravenclaw. But speak parseltongue like Harry. But that's ALL we have in common! in reply to tastytrixie 12:09:23
- Gahhhhh! Don't fall down those icy stairs, Cho Chang! Watch where you're going! 12:12:34
- I *love* saxophones, but I don't think they belong in the wizarding world. 12:14:03
- OMG I get so fucking choked up & my heart swells when Hermione steps out onto the top of those stairs at the yule ball. 12:17:36
- You might be on to something, @chrisorourke. Waitn … "onto"? Or "on to"? Fuck. DEFINITELY Hufflepuf. Sigh. in reply to chrisorourke 12:37:45
- I just SCREAMED when I saw a man at our front door. SCREAMED right at him! He could probably smell my frightened vag when I let him in. 12:38:51
- It's okay, @AliceSkary … we know him / he had a useful purpose in showing up unannounced; he's taking @DeliaTS dead truck off our hands. in reply to AliceSkary 12:41:57
- Nevertheless, I should probably counteract the shot of adrenaline with a plain brownie & more smoke. (NO #potbrownies for me EVER again!) 12:43:40
- Even if he couldn't smell my actual vag, I did have my pussy all over my fingers; couldn't think of reason to go wash hands. We shook TWICE. 12:44:53
- (if this is giving you sexy fantasies, it shouldn't, because I look like the antithesis of sexy right now) #polarfleece #housecoat #greasy 12:46:16
- Let's be honest; I'm going to squander this entire day, high, in bed, getting up only to tweet about Harry Potter and my dirty pussy. 12:48:11
- My non-fat low-calorie lentil soup got cold & over-thick due to surprise truck-exchange encounter. So I should have pizza delivered, right? 12:49:45
- This soup would be better with bacon. And I'm not just saying that to try to be cool. 12:52:15
- It turns out that being stoned & unexpectedly called on to forge a signature makes me super nervous. 12:58:58
- I'm afraid I'm going to get a prolapsed thingeemajigger from couphing hahahahaha can't spell so much. Somebody stop me!!!! #vaginacollapse 13:01:39
- See MadEye Moody would've made a way better Haymitch Abernathy than that pompous showthieving snob Woody Harrelson. #HungerGames #miscast 13:27:38
- "I think it's UNWISE for you to linger over these dreams, Harry." -Dumbledore
"Don't romance the thoughts, Trixie." -a friend 13:31:49 - I have some Sriracha chicken up my sleeve!! 13:32:40
- The Weasley twins' capitalism is disturbingly craven at times. 13:35:53
- Oh god I love that corpse-baby ventriloquest-dummy #Voldemort . 13:42:46
- RT @VogueParis: From Cindy Crawford to Naomi Campbell, we relive the original supermodel glory years:
https://t.co/nvgTyeFWPW https://t.co/ā¦ 13:43:05 - "They … electrified George Michaelās music videos togerth and walked …"
What is "togerth", @VogueParis ? WTF IS TOGERTH?!?!?!? in reply to VogueParis 13:50:09 - I don't understand people who spend 6.5 minutes eating a meal & are *satisfied*. I need to actively stuff my mouth for 37 minutes at least. 13:56:33
- It seems like the @instagram people don't like for you to look at or post to their thingies using a desktop / life-sized computer. 14:01:18
- What is this fairy dust I now find upon my brow?!? I think a tiny naked angel must have sugared my forehead! 14:07:27
- … they're totally just tiny stale breadcrumb bits I must've wiped there; I don't want anybody to think I'm actually losing my mind. 14:12:24
- Oh my goodness #Mortdecai is even worse than I'd heard! It's perfect for me right now. 14:26:30
- Groan … right when I finally started falling asleep, a vision of a sad farmer wringing a goose's neck popped into my head. #MindOfAChef 15:18:57
- RT @GeorgeTakei: A full house.Is the Family of the Future Polyamorous? https://t.co/3H4zYHMEAc https://t.co/hst2sfWQdb 16:41:02
- RT @PsyPost: People with anxiety show fundamental differences in perception https://t.co/6dXRNWAcRO https://t.co/zCrRmw6eGs 16:43:23
- @frankenstein007 I didn't even know there were books!!!!!! Thanks — I am going to love *at least one* of them it looks like! #booklovers in reply to frankenstein007 17:42:28
- RT @RiotMorello: RE: why Disney speaks to me http://t.co/5PJcpm0XXO 22:03:00
- There's way too much of this, crooks stealing our pics for use in deceptive shitty ads: https://t.co/kO0W5WvnTP 23:53:52
My Life Yesterday
March 21, 2016
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My Life Yesterday
March 20, 2016
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- Where are you, @DeliaTS? Your phone's making noise. Come back to bed! Bring me a pop! Let's eat brownies! 00:03:41
- RT @Raven69Skye: 📷 missmikalo: I love my underwear so much that, sometimes, my outer labia gives it a little hug. https://t.co/qFwISMjTWy 00:08:21
- Things that turn me on: when @DeliaTS says "I don't know if I can put it in without cumming." 06:36:19
- Yeahhhhhh birthday lasting many days! @DeliaTS made tea & brownies…in bed, stoned, eating, watching #HarryPotter & #GobletOfFire: naughty! 07:40:00
- I raise my brows at characterization of Cho Chang. And if Emma Watson were a real feminist she'd let that mustache GROW & be dark. 08:01:15
- Sigh. Even if #squirting isn't pee, A LOT of the supposed #FE in porn is #fake. Enjoy the show, but let's be media & body literate. 13:17:26
- I'm not mad at women who lie about faking it, but it does make it hard on those who do not, & is confusing to people who want to learn. 13:22:08
- Regardless, remember: our bodies are different. And large quantities of clear fluid forcefully expelled from vag is a staged porn trick. 13:26:07
- Real squirt (the higher-volume, clear fluid kind) comes out of our PEEHOLES. Not vaginas. And all can be faked. Enjoy, but in good fun. 13:32:12
- PSA prompted by tweet thread full of hot pussies doing super sexy things, with *some* super fucking fake. 13:37:52
- Note: cumshots are sometimes faked &/or augmented in porn with cis dudes & trans women, too. Don't compare yourself, body & orgasms to porn! 13:50:01
- My favorite inspiring, educational & honest note on #orgasms & values in #porn (& much more) from @strangerswmandy:
https://t.co/s1YeBqVx8x 13:54:36 - RT @strangerswmandy: When guys on Instagram tell me to show my feet more, I put their souls in a soul jar that I have built. Then I drain tā¦ 15:19:35
- I love having time alone, it's true, but even so I'm sad @DeliaTS just left to go back to Seattle. 15:41:25
- @heathercorinna I was TOTALLY thinking of you aghast when I said that! Hahaha. And thinking of you in general, OFTEN. We need special time! in reply to heathercorinna 15:49:10
- @BaileyJayTweets they TOTALLY stress me out & make me super sad. I wish I didn't see them & feel weird bc other people think they're funny. in reply to BaileyJayTweets 17:37:35
- Lest anyone misunderstand me, allow me to retweet this fine #spanking example of super hot squirty fun! #feelsgood https://t.co/4AHyPa34Aj 19:20:42
- RT @lancehartfetish: one time @Yippieskip rode my face while she used a cock milking machine on me and I licked her pussy a lot https://t.cā¦ 21:07:07
My Life Yesterday
March 19, 2016
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- #eating #croissant with #chocolate #ganache … #MakingaMess on #mybirthday!
- Making @DeliaTS be my personal secretary now; she doesn't like it *nearly* so much as her other chores. I love my dutiful little brat! 01:43:50
- I realize not every lady is #lucky enough to have her pussy licked while she plays #CandyCrushSaga on her 43rd #birthday. #oldlesbians 01:49:13
- @BradSabbath it's not your phone; they're fucking SLOW. Take note @twitter @Support: forcing less rebellion & more advertising. #5amtweets in reply to BradSabbath 05:05:32
- #Love isn't always sexy. We MAKE porn, but WE are *not* porn.
Thinking a lot about #values, andā¦ https://t.co/5pJcAalans 11:27:32
- RT @mistressmatisse: There's something very… Edmund Gorey happening in these top three posters. "Singaporeās bizarre anti-drug crusade" hā¦ 12:07:07
- I've never read it (I know: you're AGHAST!), but this is interesting re: first *MOVIE* @netflix rescued. https://t.co/M5quVNPiYk 15:06:38
- Today I'm #grateful for our local land trust, & other land trusts & people who donate money & land for conservation. 17:53:16
- RT @Ishfery: MISSING: Have You Seen Zachary Bowen? https://t.co/1kuYNq22gq #Seattle 21:38:28
My Life Yesterday
March 18, 2016
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- Thanks for the birthday wishes @DeliaTS … and everyone! š
The sky is blue & the birds are singing! https://t.co/WkhfHWNR0X 10:33:38 - RT @heartsofspace: Free today at https://t.co/j1kXGToPFO: GAELIC BLESSINGācelebrating St.Patrick w/ Celtic airs, ballads, and laments. httpā¦ 10:37:52
- It's SO much more efficient & pleasant when I just COMMAND my woman @DeliaTS: GO … obtain my chocolate croissants while I crush candy! 14:41:30
- Seriously … it's such good practice to be unapologetic. #diva #birthdaygirl #everythingshewants
This is kind of how it all started for us. 15:15:30 - Dear @twitter @Support – your dumbass pop-up tweets make it ugly to clip via @evernote, & just suck in general. Permalink to page please. 16:55:03
- Thanks @kfan! It's because of you & wanting to clip your #imaginesbook tweets for my "to read" folder that I just got so angry @twitter! in reply to kfan 16:56:20
- To do: use word / id feeling as "frustrated" instead of "mad" or "angry".
Ex: I'm FRUSTRATED that this word has so many fucking characters! 17:03:14 - Thanks, @AmberLily & new (& old) followers! Big {{{hugs}}}! https://t.co/Ea6Aw6gQ9X 17:54:33
My Life Yesterday
March 17, 2016
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- Craving carpaccio. #rawmeat #ironafterperiod #meltsinyourmouth 01:14:28
- RT @WhatTheFFacts: Cursing after hurting yourself can help reduce the amount of pain you feel by up to 50%. 01:17:32
- RT @VVaughnbbw: Well, I was going to keep these between my sexy friend and I, but I am an attention whore, and he hasn't responded. https:/ā¦ 01:28:35
- RT @DeliaTS: Lapping up some @tstyrascott! š #tgirls #stockings #nlyon #blondestit #shecock #bigboobs https://t.co/qEB6EzBza1 12:30:43
- Today: my inspiration comes from things I can TOUCH, smell, taste, see firsthand. Backyard. ME! The sun on top of my head. #meatworld 13:43:12
- Okay … AND #AmyFisher. #LiveOnCam … bet you didn't know that SHE'S A WINKER! š https://t.co/Rf5skXeCsQ https://t.co/lC7d2WHwwC 13:57:43
- Hmph. Sky noises remind me we live in an increasingly frighteningly militarized AGAINST ITS OWN PEOPLE country. #YourFearUsedAgainstYou 14:03:39
- RT @DeliaTS: Logging in for an afternoon cam session. Catch me if you can!!! —> https://t.co/I7SY7H5lHz 14:03:48
- RT @melissagira: Beautiful response by @THEecowhore: "I'm Katha Pollitt's 'Highly Educated Leftist' and a Sex Trafficking Victim" https://tā¦ 14:25:36
- About to pass out now. Just came fast & hard to fave guy #JO vids. Needed to take the edge off before errands. Politics making me crazy. 14:33:15
- RT @DavidFutrelle: I once again have to lament the poor production values of these backyard cyst-popping videos. 20:17:11
- A few little pics on the eve of my birthday: https://t.co/TPGk3nzRHQ
#spring #green https://t.co/UveI01TxjI 23:41:51
My Life Yesterday
March 16, 2016
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- OMFG best start to my birthday week EVER. So much touching, so much cum … so much sweetness. 00:06:04
- RT @juliastockings: Some leg and ffstockings tease for you this morning. Enjoy and visit me at https://t.co/iSlMoG2grR https://t.co/hOcsYzā¦ 09:16:27
- Oops. I probably should remember to take my birth control pills. #LosingEverybodysRespect1tweetatatime #unprotectedsex #fertilityfetish 09:19:00
- RT @LadyOFyre: Want a custom with the gorgeous @kimberlykane & I? Olivia@LadyFyre.com $200 minimum #taboo #forcedbi https://t.co/WKCNcUM89M 12:55:56
- RT @xbiancastonex: When I put on a leotard, I turn into THE ELASTIC WOMAN! #Niteflirt #cammodel #flexibility #flexiblewoman https://t.co/AYā¦ 12:56:14
- They feed me. They fuck me. They give me massages & encourage me to stay in bed all day. I'm to repay them with my pleasure, not guilt. 12:58:57
- My wife @DeliaTS brought me coffee in bed … and THIS: #MommysWakeUpStick #shecock #bigtits #ts #cougarsinlove https://t.co/V8NNJ16qGB 13:15:11
- RT @mikd33: ICYMI #RueTheDay 190/365 "Rue-bus Hagrid" from my daily Rue McClanahan art project #HarryPotter https://t.co/0WNtbxf30r 13:22:59
- RT @BondageLand: You'd be surprised how much a little inflation can change your body… #crossdressing #dollification #latex #sissy https:/ā¦ 13:23:54
- RT @ThatsOurWaldo: Phenomenal Twin Peaks ballpoint pen drawing by Ananas ( https://t.co/6WxEGMuP0b ) #TwinPeaks https://t.co/DOacN998da 13:24:20
- RT @MissLollipopMFC: Caption this… (From my snapchat today) https://t.co/QdaSGPuZby 13:24:49
- RT @Phil_Lewis_: #FlintWaterCrisis: An internal EPA memo says, āIām not sure Flint is the community we want to go out on a limb for." httpsā¦ 13:25:27
- RT @MisterFyre: Getting ready to make our mile high scene āļøā¤ļø💦💦💦 #flythefriendlyskies https://t.co/F0LWAncJg6 13:25:46
- RT @NutritiousMvmnt: MOVEMENT ECOLOGY: There are no free phones or upgrades. Somewhere it is costing someone something. When you're… httpā¦ 13:26:52
- RT @christineestima: Et tu BrutƩ? #IdesOfMarch https://t.co/mXIx8cQEoW 13:36:28
- Time for a little sunshine. #thegoodlife #mynakedwife @DeliaTS #ts #curlyhair #bedhead #morning #selfemployed https://t.co/Gh1El7TrFA 13:42:26
- RT @xbiancastonex: See my latest #hardcore work on Mandy's site https://t.co/JSd9jjkpf2 + my #NiteFlirt store: https://t.co/oi0Ywfgiow httpā¦ 13:43:38
- RT @RandEm_: I'm in East TN and we can't even talk about sex education in college. COLLEGE. WITH ADULTS. #BoardOfRegentsBound https://t.co/ā¦ 13:43:50
- Stupid fucks who make stop & go traffic WORSE: I detest you. Your blast-off-then-brake-slam cycle is super fucking dumb. 16:01:51
- Big trough of refried beans, chips & salsa … and A Room with a View. #comfort #home aloneā¦ https://t.co/rWcqEfh3aP 18:16:08
- Feeling grateful for decades & decades of #JudiDench & #MaggieSmith. And that I get to eat chicken enchiladas & watch them IN BED! #lucky 18:59:02
- #plain https://t.co/wAHLFBmPVj 19:24:16
- RT @april_r: Artist Photoshops men out of political images to prove we still need feminisn. Via @featureshoot. https://t.co/fYuxRDCERb 19:34:12
- RT @ACLU: #KnowYourRights cards give you the information you need when stopped by police, harassed when protesting, and more. https://t.co/ā¦ 19:35:11
- My lazy eye is getting worse … and I think it's erotic. #taboo #kinky #sorrynotsorry #shootmoreBJvids 20:34:31
- RT @milcahhalili: Going to shoot some independent girl/boy content soon! At me with theme and sexual acts suggestions. 20:36:59
- RT @DeliaTS: Going to be on cam for a bit this evening —> https://t.co/I7SY7GNKiZ 20:55:31
- RT @SophiaSylvan: NEW! "Glove Lovers" #stunningcunts #gloves #latex #fetish #lesbian #orgasm #porn https://t.co/99OxnulRMH https://t.co/aE1ā¦ 21:18:59
My Life Yesterday
March 15, 2016
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- @BabesToday_net @XXXLDBG judging just from those pics I feel like we could be related! in reply to BabesToday_net 00:09:48
- He taught me how to play Go tonight. No, I did not win.
#cleavage #games #go https://t.co/GdTUZTkNiG 00:11:57 - Either that … OR he already came in or on me 5 times in the 24 hours prior, @BigBraMan 😜 Helps achieve both relief AND resistance. in reply to BigBraMan 03:54:54
- There is a way that I can *JUST BE SEXUAL* with my wife @DeliaTS that I can't be with anyone else. Except when they really dick me down. 03:59:31
- ::swoon:: so lucky … after super cuddly & close sexy time with fave guy, having super sensual time with @DeliaTS ramping up to MORE SEXY! 22:46:40
My Life Yesterday
March 14, 2016
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- I love that popping feeling of the head pushing past my tightest most-sensitive spots inside. Pushing in and out fast. AND HARD. 16:53:04
- RT @DeliaTS: @BaileyJayTweets Yay for t-butts!!! https://t.co/IWAQlYlbUW 21:39:08
- RT @DeliaTS: Having #cuck fantasies about @tastytrixie and her fave guy all weekend. I love knowing her pussy is getting pounded! https://tā¦ 21:39:40
My Life Yesterday
March 13, 2016
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- Hahahaha, @dehati29 @BabesToday_net … not like that. š There's measuring for clothes … and there's measuring for fun fetish-y reasons. in reply to dehati29 00:13:20
- RT @BabesToday_net: That time @tastytrixie measured her boobs for me. I liked it. https://t.co/rqiGM0XmgC 00:13:42
- Feeling like I haven't "earned" weekend starting tomorrow with my favorite guy … but soooo looking forward to it & needing it anyway. 00:17:14
- RT @BabesToday_net: @tastytrixie @dehati29 she was actually measuring the diameter of her areolas — after all she owns the domain https://ā¦ 01:16:22
- RT @hello: Everyone hates losing an hour, but itās not just annoying ā itās harmful. #stopDST https://t.co/H3eKQiXDna 01:21:31
- RT @noaheverett: Starting is half the battle. Not stopping is the rest. 04:21:00
- Scary dark drive in heavy wind-driven rain turned much worse when something fell on car & broke off my driver's side windshield wiper. 06:43:56
- But I kept going! Turns out navigating is pretty tricky when leaning over to look out passenger's side of the windshield. Worst part's over. 06:46:46
- Omfg so fucking busy so happy getting fucked do hard https://t.co/GxnjVkMvQl 08:45:25
- RT @DeliaTS: Back on cam for a few hours this afternoon :)~ —> https://t.co/I7SY7GNKiZ 13:41:02
- My #pussy is so full of #cum. #creampie https://t.co/oPsknv5LOw 14:06:24
- SO. FUCKING. HOT!!! Honey … I love it so much when you get off on me getting nailed by him. https://t.co/v8ryBhp3gT 14:42:12
- Yeah, so sex & Star Trek: Deep Space Nine. And lots of both of them. #startrek #deepspacenine #ds9 15:46:47
My Life Yesterday
March 12, 2016
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- Always feels like a rare precious thing, this feeling of safe sleepy contentedness at night. So much that I want to stay awake to savor it. 00:15:27
- There are so many different kinds of entertainment in the #camworld. And some of it is a hot fucking mess. Why do I feel guilty saying it? 14:38:53
- Glad when I started camming in Y2K it was on a site that didn't give any free streams away. Much less exploitative & way better money. 14:45:42
- Yeah, I deleted that tweet. It felt mean & depressing & counter to my values. Except the ones that value watching trainwrecks. #cantlookaway 15:13:21
- RT @thenwnetwork: Mini-Relationship Skills Class Happening in March! https://t.co/YlgekZhSsX 15:38:29
- LOL at sexist stereotypes re: dudes not being into #romance & #lovestories: ā”ļø "Russell Wilson & Ciara engaged 💎💍💎" https://t.co/JhULyzI0bk 16:02:24
- I should do penance for my trainwreck lulz by forcing myself to do a long cam stint falling-down drunk with lips colored out of the lines. 16:05:48
- Note: proposal/diamond ring stories & weddings have never been my thing. Very rare for that kind of stuff to move me or hold my interest. 16:08:49
- #FF "What would @Alex_S_Morgan do?" – a perfect question to ask myself when having a hard time being brave &/or kind &/or my best.
#hero 18:14:10 - RT @Alex_S_Morgan: How to Love Being a Non-Passing Trans Woman in 9 Affirming Steps https://t.co/mVnlXAh9LW via @evrydayfeminism #bodypositā¦ 18:23:49
- RT @Alex_S_Morgan: Pacing yourself is an act of loveāfor you and for all who love you. #SelfCareSunday #relationshipquotes https://t.co/KlZā¦ 18:24:18
- RT @Alex_S_Morgan: One reason I do both hands-on & hands-off work. Keeps me inspired, sharp. https://t.co/PgGInW1e3Z 18:24:23
- When caffeine (or any stimulant) wears off I'm much more likely to feel super emotional & even burst into tears than if abstinent from them. 18:35:17
- @Ishfery š TOTALLY! And that's the #NFL news of the day … nothing to do with football.
I'm a little obsessed with their sex-abstinence. in reply to Ishfery 19:47:35 - Our quirky #camgirl-friend @AmberLily is going to be live soon! https://t.co/YiJD56LlNy
#cosplay #faery #adorable https://t.co/25fXvMy72F 22:39:10 - #intimacy #imperfections #RobinWilliams #weneedthecheese #teachers #fears #love #friends #growth https://t.co/B5ZR2z0VlT via @YouTube 22:48:07
- Feeling grateful & so lucky for the intimacy @DeliaTS & I felt from the beginning, but has grown so much deeper over 14 years since we met. 22:52:54
