My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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From Twitter 10-01-2009

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  • 00:55:26: Oooh! @AmberLily just sent me a newsy email AND a hot dolly pic of her that put a huge, lewd, happy grin on my face!
  • 12:08:36: Boo! Power went out for about five seconds, which is just long enough to take down our machines & router and ALL OF OUR CAMS with them.
  • 12:12:33: @joepennant We do have backup power on a 2 machines, the modem & the router, but the shit still is fucked up because of some other stuff.
  • 13:33:50: Going back & forth between building promos for http://deliats.com and taking care of bills & checkbook balancing.
  • 16:41:14: Just got back from running errands in a refreshing light drizzle. @DeliaTS has a green chile chicken soup scenting the house. Very nice!
  • 21:50:54: Just spent a tormentingly pleasurable couple of hours selecting my fave promo pics for 5 @DeliaTS galleries. Yes, I’m agonizingly slow.

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 10:03 Not enough sleep. #
  • 15:30 I still have about 70 pics to edit before I can build the galleries & start uploading; fortunately, it’s pleasant work with this set. #
  • 15:38 Sometimes I want to TALK about my hemorrhoids but then I realize it’s enough just to know people are jerking off to my pics of them. #
  • 15:43 @sxladvntrr They’re in the members area & some promo galleries. Not horrible – you see a lot of it in porn. Maybe people don’t realize. #
  • 19:28 @sxladvntrr Probably anyone who recognizes them is just polite eno ugh not to give me feedback on them. But there might be a vulgar appeal. #
  • 19:28 217 new sordidly sweet pics of me posted for my members! And now we’re going to eat dinner while our dog bumps into things. #
  • 20:43 Lately dreamweaver has been acting like a really cranky cunt whenever I try to upload shit. And that makes ME act like a really cranky cunt. #
  • 21:30 Picked out our show & chat days for October. AFTER the 15th because of family &tax stuff I need to work on / beat myself over. #
  • 22:16 Awesome surprise phone sex call due to Niteflirt’s continued insanity! Thanks for calling, M! Love talking to fans of both @DeliaTS & I. #
  • 22:58 I really wish a certain phone sex site wasn’t so broken that I can’t communicate with tonight’s stroker after they mistakenly connected us! #
  • 23:03 Sleep deprived & will probably continue to be, considering our poor dog’s whiny, restless confusion post-anesthesia. #
  • 23:22 I don’t think our dog has had any water since this morning, and it’s freaking me out. We can’t get her to drink. She’s just pacing. #
  • 23:31 Thanks for the concern about the dog, folks — I should mention again she was just at the vet’s all day & is just weird from anesthesia. #
  • 00:55 Oooh! @Ambe rLily just sent me a newsy email AND a hot dolly pic of her that put a huge, lewd, happy grin on my face! #

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From Twitter 09-30-2009

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  • 00:52:01: @glamourimages Awww, thanks! I’m so sorry to be behind on building promos; our redesigns have temporarily sapped us of time, but SOON!
  • 00:55:46: Free pics I shot of @DeliaTS in her latest newsletter: http://deliats.com/Newsletter/September09/index.html Look at those boobies!
  • 01:33:49: It’s almost obscene what a spastic, good mood I’ve been in the past few days. Happiness is totally bonkers! Bananas! WACKY!
  • 02:53:50: Can’t sleep so I’m going to work on the church I would start if I were going to start a church.
  • 02:54:27: Or maybe I mean religion, not church. But more of a cult of enthusiastic pretend religion. maybe.
  • 03:48:30: @urban_gypsy LOL – sounds like fun! It will probably be a cult of one for now; I did just register the domain, though.
  • 05:07:49: It’s after five in the morning and I’m still up.
  • 10:03:47: Not enough sleep.
  • 15:30:29: I still have about 70 pics to edit before I can build the galleries & start uploading; fortunately, it’s pleasant work with this set.
  • 15:38:44: Sometimes I want to TALK about my hemorrhoids but then I realize it’s enough just to know people are jerking off to my pics of them.
  • 15:43:52: @sxladvntrr They’re in the members area & some promo galleries. Not horrible – you see a lot of it in porn. Maybe people don’t realize.
  • 19:28:03: @sxladvntrr Probably anyone who recognizes them is just polite enough not to give me feedback on them. But there might be a vulgar appeal.
  • 19:28:50: 217 new sordidly sweet pics of me posted for my members! And now we’re going to eat dinner while our dog bumps into things.
  • 20:43:51: Lately dreamweaver has been acting like a really cranky cunt whenever I try to upload shit. And that makes ME act like a really cranky cunt.
  • 21:30:58: Picked out our show & chat days for October. AFTER the 15th because of family &tax stuff I need to work on / beat myself over.
  • 22:16:13: Awesome surprise phone sex call due to Niteflirt’s continued insanity! Thanks for calling, M! Love talking to fans of both @DeliaTS & I.
  • 22:58:58: I really wish a certain phone sex site wasn’t so broken that I can’t communicate with tonight’s stroker after they mistakenly connected us!
  • 23:03:22: Sleep deprived & will probably continue to be, considering our poor dog’s whiny, restless confusion post-anesthesia.
  • 23:22:24: I don’t think our dog has had any water since this morning, and it’s freaking me out. We can’t get her to drink. She’s just pacing.
  • 23:31:24: Thanks for the concern about the dog, folks — I should mention again she was just at the vet’s all day & is just weird from anesthesia.

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  • 12:43 Just sat down on the shitter & loudly proclaimed, "HERE I AM!! ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE!!!" The universe answered with a big poop. #
  • 13:38 Eek! Our sites have been down for a couple of minutes; they have to reboot our server, so let us know if we’re not back up in 10 minutes. #
  • 16:29 I just posted a title &synopsis (or maybe just a little hook) for my #nanowrimo novel: www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/510773 #
  • 16:46 Why isn’t "Without You" on Decade of Decadence? That’s all I’m asking . . . #
  • 16:58 This is the Motley Cure song I’m t alking about, FYI: bit.ly/13xyE3 #
  • 16:58 lol — I said Motley CURE!!!! That’s what happens when I try to tweet with only one of two false eyelash strips applied to my face. #
  • 19:01 MEMBERS: are any of you having problems accessing ALL of our sites with your one username & password? Let me know. #
  • 19:14 Downloading the pics we just shot; hoping to get them edited & posted tonight, or at least a sample on my blog. #
  • 22:32 twitpic.com/jow6r – Retro pink nighty w/black lace; from the set we shot today. #
  • 22:40 My secret ambition is to have Disney model a wicked witchlike woman after me. Sort of Madame Medusa meets Trixie. But then they’d own me. #
  • 22:42 Want more pink nighty pics WITH DILDO action? See my latest post: bit.ly/FZ7Yj #
  • 22:48 Posted a new vlog for members-only: bit.ly/swvvj #
  • 00:52 @glamourimages Awww, thanks! I’m so sorry to be behind on building promos; our redesigns have temporarily sapped us of time, but SOON! #
  • 00:55 Free pics I shot of @DeliaTS in her latest newsletter: deliats.com/Newsletter/September09/index.html Look at those boobies! #
  • 01:33 It’s almost obscene what a spastic, good mood I’ve been in the past few days. Happiness is totally bonkers! Bananas! WACKY! #
  • 02:53 Can’t sleep so I’m going to work on the church I would start if I were going to start a church. #
  • 02:54 Or maybe I mean religion, not church. But more of a cult of enthusiastic pretend religion. maybe. #
  • 03:48 @urban_gypsy LOL – sounds like fun! It will probably be a cult of one for now; I did just register the domain, though. #
  • 05:07 It’s after five in the morning and I’m still up. #

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From Twitter 09-29-2009

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  • 00:25:28: I accomplished a lot today, but not the blogging or members-only update I hoped to do. Tomorrow hoping to shoot some hardcore with @DeliaTS.
  • 12:43:23: Just sat down on the shitter & loudly proclaimed, “HERE I AM!! ROCK ME LIKE A HURRICANE!!!” The universe answered with a big poop.
  • 13:38:17: Eek! Our sites have been down for a couple of minutes; they have to reboot our server, so let us know if we’re not back up in 10 minutes.
  • 16:29:53: I just posted a title &synopsis (or maybe just a little hook) for my #nanowrimo novel: http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/510773
  • 16:46:50: Why isn’t “Without You” on Decade of Decadence? That’s all I’m asking . . .
  • 16:58:06: This is the Motley Cure song I’m talking about, FYI: http://bit.ly/13xyE3
  • 16:58:45: lol — I said Motley CURE!!!! That’s what happens when I try to tweet with only one of two false eyelash strips applied to my face.
  • 19:01:34: MEMBERS: are any of you having problems accessing ALL of our sites with your one username & password? Let me know.
  • 19:14:28: Downloading the pics we just shot; hoping to get them edited & posted tonight, or at least a sample on my blog.
  • 22:32:40: http://twitpic.com/jow6r – Retro pink nighty w/black lace; from the set we shot today.
  • 22:40:28: My secret ambition is to have Disney model a wicked witchlike woman after me. Sort of Madame Medusa meets Trixie. But then they’d own me.
  • 22:42:01: Want more pink nighty pics WITH DILDO action? See my latest post: http://bit.ly/FZ7Yj
  • 22:48:05: Posted a new vlog for members-only: http://bit.ly/swvvj

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  • 10:27 I’m seriously going to buy myself some fucking gold star stickers to start putting on my endless to-do lists when I finish stuff. #
  • 22:37 I can’t wait for the day to arrive when wine racks aren’t the predominant home furnishing on sale in stores. So fucking useless &bourgie! #
  • 22:43 Signed up for NaNoWriMo for the first time. Who knows if I’ll actually DO it, though: www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/510773 #
  • 00:25 I accomplished a lot today, but not the blogging or members-only update I hoped to do. Tomorrow hoping to shoot some hardcore with @DeliaTS. #

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From Twitter 09-28-2009

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  • 10:27:03: I’m seriously going to buy myself some fucking gold star stickers to start putting on my endless to-do lists when I finish stuff.
  • 22:37:11: I can’t wait for the day to arrive when wine racks aren’t the predominant home furnishing on sale in stores. So fucking useless &bourgie!
  • 22:43:12: Signed up for NaNoWriMo for the first time. Who knows if I’ll actually DO it, though: http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/510773

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  • 12:28 Took those magic vitamin brain pills again last night and slept . . . a long LONG time. Twas very very delicious. #
  • 15:11 Did some stretching in our sunny, bone-warming parlour. Now: confused how to manage feedburner accts & buzzboost now that google ate it. #
  • 15:55 Phew! My pea-brain figured it out. Also, in general, I’m finally feeling results of past month’s work; to-do’s seem more manageable. Calmer. #
  • 20:22 Casinos make me horny. I can’t help it. #
  • 22:05 Just got home. Gonna eat some cold fried chicken in bed and watch tv. Jeopardy? I’ll worry about credit card decline on big thing tomorrow. #

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From Twitter 09-27-2009

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  • 12:28:39: Took those magic vitamin brain pills again last night and slept . . . a long LONG time. Twas very very delicious.
  • 15:11:02: Did some stretching in our sunny, bone-warming parlour. Now: confused how to manage feedburner accts & buzzboost now that google ate it.
  • 15:55:48: Phew! My pea-brain figured it out. Also, in general, I’m finally feeling results of past month’s work; to-do’s seem more manageable. Calmer.
  • 20:22:15: Casinos make me horny. I can’t help it.
  • 22:05:24: Just got home. Gonna eat some cold fried chicken in bed and watch tv. Jeopardy? I’ll worry about credit card decline on big thing tomorrow.

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