From Twitter 12-17-2010

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  • 01:19:48: Voyeurs: I know, you’re seeing me at the computer like I’m doing something productive, but we’re just printing CHRISTMAS CARDS.
  • 01:20:41: Just for @DeliaTS family out of state; sorry to say not getting around to cards for friends or even most relatives.
  • 03:21:19: In resurrecting an old blog, I was reminded of this artist & her intimate, lovely work: http://toisennhauser.com/work
  • 03:38:36: Sometimes I feel so fucking inspired! And then I realize I have to pay the bills and maybe bathe and stuff my guts with noodles.
  • 12:31:45: On the way to the cabin got behind big truck hauling cedar limbs & boughs & branches. It smelled SO.GOOD!
  • 14:59:56: We have shows today! Mine is in 2 hours (at 4 pacific / 7 eastern). Members go here: http://tinyurl.com/ourcamshows & click on Rude link.
  • 15:40:33: Procrastinating on cleaning the toilet. And plunger. Not the best foreplay for a sexy webcam show. Doesn’t really turn me on.
  • 23:31:26: For members, a post about fingerbanging myself earlier this week & what I was fantasizing about: http://tastytrixie.com/members/secretblog/
  • 23:35:55: I’m running in safe mode. I wonder if that’s a metaphor for life or something.

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From Twitter 12-16-2010

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  • 17:04:59: Just got home – it’s so cold in here I squealed when I set down on the toilet seat to unload a huge just-off-the-road poop.
  • 20:02:34: We totally unpacked already. Like grown-ups! I may have 5 million emails & messages to reply to, but there are no suitcases laying around.
  • 20:27:23: I’m at a point in life where I want to be a nice person, but still have strong urges to say to lots of people, “you’re a fucking retard.”
  • 23:11:43: 3 of 5 stars to Bohannon’s Women by Joseph Hansen http://bit.ly/fSVdvN

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From Twitter 12-15-2010

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  • 11:03:54: Our cheap, off-season, beautiful view this morning. http://twitpic.com/3g7amo
  • 19:30:08: Watching people in the dark low tide using headlamps, digging clams. Light face up, lights face down, lights turn to talk to each other.

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From Twitter 12-14-2010

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  • 13:43:26: Uhhhh . . . I think something is leaking out of my butt. Like a couple of drops of cinnamon oil infused with tar-scented gas. STRANGE.
  • 13:47:42: I hate clicking on a news link on the internet and having it lead to a fucking video. I just want to read the shit real fast-like!
  • 18:26:39: Perfect. 1- I lost my wallet 2- realized this @ check-in to hotel that will have NO POWER from 11-7 & 3- about to be stranded by flooding.
  • 19:05:18: Phew! @DeliaTS found my wallet lodged in the strangest little hidden cranny! Well not exactly THE strangest, but pretty strange.
  • 19:41:55: Happy & ready for a swim, steam, soak & sauna! http://twitpic.com/3g0z0r

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From Twitter 12-13-2010

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  • 20:26:04: Still lots of mopping up, waiting on more drives for backups, machine probs, etc. @chrisorourke Only PS3 game X: 15 min of Star Wars demo 🙁
  • 20:28:35: Gawker sites’ being hacked, tumblr’s constant downtime & that Chase bank site multiple-day downtime have been an annoying comfort to me.
  • 20:30:27: @chrisorourke I should blog about how I have no patience/interest in game stories. I just want to mash buttons!! PS3 mostly for movies/porn.
  • 20:33:21: It’s a special day for @DeliaTS and I. We may be gone for a few days, fyi. But we have camshows Friday & Saturday! http://twitpic.com/3fr1us
  • 20:37:10: SHIT bad grammar. I should have typed “it’s a special day for @DeliaTS and ME!”
  • 20:40:50: OMG hello big hot clit: http://rikochanpornstar.com – just last night at a potluck I was talking about my adoration & envy of Giant Clits!

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From Twitter 12-12-2010

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  • 01:48:38: Yeah, well so fuck that whole going to sleep super early thing. I guess. Damn me!
  • 13:19:23: I have this one song stuck in my head about pitching a wang dang doodle.
  • 16:46:28: Just got home from the cabin where the most productive thing I did was masturbate. A few times and such.
  • 23:09:45: Just got back from long (5+ hour) trek, meeting & potluck. Good stuff, though.
  • 23:35:24: If I could stop time for everybody but @DeliaTS and myself for 45 days I think we could really start 2011 off with a very profitable bang.

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From Twitter 12-11-2010

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  • 01:24:58: My convenient plastic bowl of soothing soup turned into a nightmare when I mistakenly put boiling water in the pyrex measuring cup.
  • 01:26:38: Then I sprayed soda all over the kitchen @DeliaTS lovingly cleaned up. MY INCOMPETENCE KNOWS NO BOUNDS!
  • 01:27:49: And that is why I cry at night in the dark. Because I’m 37 years old & still measure the water for instant soup mixes & break shit doing it.
  • 11:43:57: It’s difficult to dress oneself when one is a 5’2″ small-boned woman with a fucking 35 inch waist. I’m totally not joking around here.
  • 11:52:37: Maybe if I shop in the short & round section of men’s pants I can get some that fit instead of trying for women’s pants that have hip room.
  • 15:27:10: Free video highlights & pics from @DeliaTS November updates: http://deliats.com/Newsletter/November10/index.html
  • 17:41:31: Just did some housecleaning w/ @DeliaTS using holiday-scented cleansers, listening to awesome Xmas mixes from Mr. Shrdlu & KnightWhoSaysNi.
  • 17:43:36: We got those customized cock-tube bathing shorts & open-bottom panties on Etsy, @greenguy89 @DeliaTS – I’ll PM you the link to the store.
  • 19:55:19: Checking out what some of our porn videos look like on tv using the PS3. Look good, but I hate the cheap sounds of our amateur camcorder.
  • 20:42:16: I’m in a great mood right now. My lofty Saturday night goal is simply to get to sleep by 11, STAY asleep for 8-9 hours, & start fresh!
  • 21:26:08: 3 of 5 stars to Sag Harbor by Colson Whitehead http://bit.ly/cJlTsC

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From Twitter 12-10-2010

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  • 02:27:00: Takes my mind off my own problems & makes me feel relatively sane and capable. (watching Hoarders S01E05 via @gomiso) http://miso.io/ctsXe2
  • 11:41:46: I posted a bunch of sweet nudie-n-more pics on my blog last night: http://www.tastytrixie.com/photos/cutie-pie-porn-pics/
  • 12:26:39: Another beautiful bright-blue-sky day outside!
  • 17:56:42: Just looked up my records; we have 102 fewer members this year than we did last year at this time. #bitchbitchbitch
  • 17:59:54: @UndressJess Sounds scary & stressful – I wish there were clear answers for you; take care of yourself and good luck!
  • 18:56:56: Been afraid to shut down my main computer for days now but finally HAD to so I can record & process video. It’s not starting up.
  • 21:35:05: Phew! After 3 tries, lots of breathing room & hitting F8 a bunch this fucking machine is on again. New backup drive came today; using now.
  • 22:36:47: Cutting my long, long fingernails. I have a date with a piano at an early Christmas party we’re going to tomorrow!
  • 22:46:06: (see how I added an exclamation point to sound like I’m really looking forward to a social event when I’d rather be in a padded cell?)
  • 23:13:13: But I’ve had my girlfriend @DeliaTS in my life for the past 8.5 years @wabtlsfan ! She tried being the man in my life but better this way 😉
  • 23:42:44: Mmmm . . . new bottle of Mountain Ocean Coconut Skin Trip lotion smells SO good. As does the front part of the inside of my panties.

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From Twitter 12-09-2010

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  • 00:31:05: Barbie had it all wrong: instead of math, she should have said SHOPPING is hard. Finally made wise, thrifty cam-n-pics-friendly order.
  • 00:47:16: There’s some mighty chub dork dancing going on on our parlor cam. Duane Eddy EXCITES ME in my high water/low crotch pajama bottoms!
  • 08:51:02: So excited about waking up at 7 to wait for the phone/dsl dude to get here. I mean I’m PUMPED! This is going to be the best ever! Zzzzzzzz
  • 08:51:59: Anyhoo, have to take most of the cams down during the 8-12 window when he might arrive.
  • 10:27:01: Perfect timing! As soon as I get the urge to take a giant shit, the dsl technician calls to say he’s mere blocks away.
  • 10:36:35: Phew! He must’ve gotten lost so I had time for full release and anal spot-clean. I think I might hear him approaching now . . .
  • 11:12:16: This dude is awesome/old-school, like a mechanic who wants you to hang out while he works & points out every part he touches under the hood.
  • 11:48:02: Apparently we have some epic mysterious wiring problems.
  • 16:41:59: I’d *love* to do something more productive right now than catch up on sleep, but the dose of speed I’d need to do that would be unhealthy.
  • 22:37:41: RT @spyonus: Even after the hours the technician spent here today, our DSL is still fucked up. Really putting a crimp in our cam life.

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From Twitter 12-08-2010

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  • 00:37:52: You guys should totally check out @DreamnetFaith69’s cute & informative video stewardess tour of her blog features: http://faith69.com/blog
  • 18:28:12: Canadian programmer sentenced to die in Iran: http://ynot.com/content.php?r=116332-Canadian-Faces-Death-in-Iran-over-Porn
  • 18:31:39: Since they consider menstruation obscene, I would love to see that list of hate groups processing w/visa & mc: @chrisorourke @danaseverance
  • 18:59:07: I thought to myself, “as long as you’re charging a bunch of hard drives on your Dell account, BUY A PS3 TOO!” So I did! Porn & movies on tv!
  • 19:01:39: Now if only the qwest dsl phone dude tech guy actually FIXES the line tomorrow so we can use it for porn “reviewing” purposes . . .
  • 21:13:56: Does it make me an asshole if I think my GF @DeliaTS should make me bacon & french toast as my reward for setting up the PS3, Netflix, etc.?

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