My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 10:13 RT @audaciaray: Just created FB page for The Red Umbrella Diaries, an evolution of Sex Worker Literati. Plz like & RT! bit.ly/akvfM0 #
  • 10:26 Nothing like watching the cops kill someone on FOX news with headline "Caught on Tape: Porn Star Falls to Death": is.gd/cESfU Ugly. #
  • 12:16 Yay!!! One of my fave actresses, Naomi Watts, is going to play Marilyn Monroe in Blonde! is.gd/cEXN1 #
  • 13:03 Taking a break from promo building for . . . a stretch? Lunch? Not sure yet. #
  • 15:39 I know, you saw me gr ab my big vibrator but didn’t anticipate I’d finish in less than sixty seconds. HAHA!! #
  • 15:48 Whoah. Never seen this before: a dude SPRITZING his cock with some kind of a fine mist. Oil? Or just water? Interesting. I like it. A LOT. #
  • 19:51 I feel like it was really romantic to put on Jeff Beck’s "Cause We’ve Ended as Lovers" while vibrating to a BIG-dick-only wank vid. #
  • 19:58 It annoys me how few correct returns I get on google image searches for "Tom Morello naked" and "Bed Bridwell naked". Almost NOTHING! Bah! #
  • 20:34 So yeah, I’m totally buying the .mp3 of Paul Anka covering "It’s a Sin". I have the weirdest little clit boner ever. #
  • 21:56 I love the way my unwashed body smells right now. Like salt and chalk and vinegar and musky pussy goo. My period just started, too. #

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From Twitter 06-06-2010

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  • 10:13:26: RT @audaciaray: Just created FB page for The Red Umbrella Diaries, an evolution of Sex Worker Literati. Plz like & RT! http://bit.ly/akvfM0
  • 10:26:24: Nothing like watching the cops kill someone on FOX news with headline “Caught on Tape: Porn Star Falls to Death”: http://is.gd/cESfU Ugly.
  • 12:16:19: Yay!!! One of my fave actresses, Naomi Watts, is going to play Marilyn Monroe in Blonde! http://is.gd/cEXN1
  • 13:03:00: Taking a break from promo building for . . . a stretch? Lunch? Not sure yet.
  • 15:39:59: I know, you saw me grab my big vibrator but didn’t anticipate I’d finish in less than sixty seconds. HAHA!!
  • 15:48:41: Whoah. Never seen this before: a dude SPRITZING his cock with some kind of a fine mist. Oil? Or just water? Interesting. I like it. A LOT.
  • 19:51:40: I feel like it was really romantic to put on Jeff Beck’s “Cause We’ve Ended as Lovers” while vibrating to a BIG-dick-only wank vid.
  • 19:58:14: It annoys me how few correct returns I get on google image searches for “Tom Morello naked” and “Bed Bridwell naked”. Almost NOTHING! Bah!
  • 20:34:19: So yeah, I’m totally buying the .mp3 of Paul Anka covering “It’s a Sin”. I have the weirdest little clit boner ever.
  • 21:56:11: I love the way my unwashed body smells right now. Like salt and chalk and vinegar and musky pussy goo. My period just started, too.

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My Life Yesterday, in Posts of 140 Characters or Less

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  • 14:46 Our house is so quiet with only us in it . . . no pets, no kids . . . that’s almost 100% good but sometimes it’s kind of sad. #
  • 16:58 Just got home from a much-needed walk in the woods. Lots of birds and sunlight trickling through. #
  • 17:13 5 of 5 stars to Shanghai Girls by Lisa See bit.ly/9hYA8a #
  • 20:01 @evilchris We sold them to the gypsies, of course! No, we never had any. In part due to fertility probs. Have sperm frozen just in case tho. #
  • 20:02 Editing a set of porn pics for my site right now that remind me of that "b aby’s arm" euphemism. #
  • 20:16 Marked as to-read: The Marrowbone Marble Company by M. Glenn Taylor bit.ly/cDuNU2 #

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From Twitter 06-05-2010

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  • 14:46:12: Our house is so quiet with only us in it . . . no pets, no kids . . . that’s almost 100% good but sometimes it’s kind of sad.
  • 16:58:44: Just got home from a much-needed walk in the woods. Lots of birds and sunlight trickling through.
  • 17:13:18: 5 of 5 stars to Shanghai Girls by Lisa See http://bit.ly/9hYA8a
  • 20:01:33: @evilchris We sold them to the gypsies, of course! No, we never had any. In part due to fertility probs. Have sperm frozen just in case tho.
  • 20:02:25: Editing a set of porn pics for my site right now that remind me of that “baby’s arm” euphemism.
  • 20:16:28: Marked as to-read: The Marrowbone Marble Company by M. Glenn Taylor http://bit.ly/cDuNU2

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  • 11:10 Planning to shoot a few sets and videos of @DeliaTS today. Ugh, the phone just rang which makes me want to lose control of my bowels. #
  • 12:37 Checking out @DeliaTS May newsletter with her most recent porn updates: www.deliats.com/Newsletter/May10/index.html #
  • 13:48 I love crows so much. They’re so beautiful and entertaining. I just made one flinch – I love physical comedy! #
  • 14:12 I feel really good, proud & content about the hours I’ve already (& will have by tomorrow night) invested in work. #
  • 14:15 Going to have a snack, read a l ittle more _Shanhai Girls_ , then call my wanker. I can’t wait to ask him what he’s wearing! #
  • 20:50 Getting a late start on shooting, but that’s okay. Don’t want natural light interfering with our hot lights. #
  • 22:01 My pussy is convinced that shooting pics and video of @DeliaTS is foreplay. WetwetwetWET. #
  • 23:15 Ummm . . . I’m not boycotting BP. Do you want me to boycott every Republican & Libertarian who made this possible??? WE are responsible. #
  • 23:16 I mean, I support those who will boycott BP, I just feel we’re all deeply responsible for this to one degree or another. #

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From Twitter 06-04-2010

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  • 00:24:09: Very interesting: RT @joepennant: Interesting piece // Paulina Porizkova: Fame According To Me: http://huff.to/cT7uTj
  • 11:10:15: Planning to shoot a few sets and videos of @DeliaTS today. Ugh, the phone just rang which makes me want to lose control of my bowels.
  • 12:37:03: Checking out @DeliaTS May newsletter with her most recent porn updates: http://www.deliats.com/Newsletter/May10/index.html
  • 13:48:52: I love crows so much. They’re so beautiful and entertaining. I just made one flinch – I love physical comedy!
  • 14:12:21: I feel really good, proud & content about the hours I’ve already (& will have by tomorrow night) invested in work.
  • 14:15:26: Going to have a snack, read a little more _Shanhai Girls_ , then call my wanker. I can’t wait to ask him what he’s wearing!
  • 20:50:46: Getting a late start on shooting, but that’s okay. Don’t want natural light interfering with our hot lights.
  • 22:01:57: My pussy is convinced that shooting pics and video of @DeliaTS is foreplay. WetwetwetWET.
  • 23:15:43: Ummm . . . I’m not boycotting BP. Do you want me to boycott every Republican & Libertarian who made this possible??? WE are responsible.
  • 23:16:59: I mean, I support those who will boycott BP, I just feel we’re all deeply responsible for this to one degree or another.

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  • 13:40 RT @jizlee: Rue McClanahan’s performance of the unabashedly sexual Blanche was a sex-positive role model for me. #thankyouforbeingafriend #
  • 14:52 I recorded a vlog for members with my salon-fresh blonde hair, complete with description of dude practically saying "hubba hubba" on street. #
  • 14:52 But before I work on encoding & uploading it, I need to eat. And fill up my new hot water bottle that @DeliaTS bought me! #
  • 16:16 5 of 5 stars to Tinkers by Paul Harding bit.ly/bWw7L0 #
  • 16:20 My eyes are on fire after bawling my head off finishing that beautiful, go rgeous book. #
  • 19:33 I’m #reading Shanghai Girls by Lisa See bit.ly/9hYA8a #
  • 19:34 There’s a strange white powder inside one of the books I just checked out at the library. #
  • 22:49 Been planning most important shoots with @DeliaTS to get done BEFORE her surgery. Not very much time left with little puffy titties! #
  • 23:31 I just hallucinated something running across the floor. No, I’m not on any drugs or having flashbacks. I’m just insane, apparently. #
  • 00:24 Very interesting: RT @joepennant: Interesting piece // Paulina Porizkova : Fame According To Me: huff.to/cT7uTj #

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From Twitter 06-03-2010

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  • 13:40:42: RT @jizlee: Rue McClanahan’s performance of the unabashedly sexual Blanche was a sex-positive role model for me. #thankyouforbeingafriend
  • 14:52:09: I recorded a vlog for members with my salon-fresh blonde hair, complete with description of dude practically saying “hubba hubba” on street.
  • 14:52:49: But before I work on encoding & uploading it, I need to eat. And fill up my new hot water bottle that @DeliaTS bought me!
  • 16:16:45: 5 of 5 stars to Tinkers by Paul Harding http://bit.ly/bWw7L0
  • 16:20:51: My eyes are on fire after bawling my head off finishing that beautiful, gorgeous book.
  • 19:33:31: I’m #reading Shanghai Girls by Lisa See http://bit.ly/9hYA8a
  • 19:34:07: There’s a strange white powder inside one of the books I just checked out at the library.
  • 22:49:30: Been planning most important shoots with @DeliaTS to get done BEFORE her surgery. Not very much time left with little puffy titties!
  • 23:31:37: I just hallucinated something running across the floor. No, I’m not on any drugs or having flashbacks. I’m just insane, apparently.

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  • 15:03 The sky looks neat-o! twitpic.com/1tdlza #
  • 16:10 I wish I had time to change into my soft pants before pooping. I know, I know – it shouldn’t matter when they’re around my ankles but still. #
  • 20:02 Sorry Snackwells but one cookie doesn’t not a serving make, nor does sugar & flour as lead ingredients make a "well" snack. Still: YUM! #
  • 21:49 I totally cried at the end of the 2nd season of The Tudors. SPOILER ALERT: Anne Boleyn is decapitated! LOL . . . no surprise, but I bawled. #

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From Twitter 06-02-2010

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  • 15:03:17: The sky looks neat-o! http://twitpic.com/1tdlza
  • 16:10:57: I wish I had time to change into my soft pants before pooping. I know, I know – it shouldn’t matter when they’re around my ankles but still.
  • 20:02:45: Sorry Snackwells but one cookie doesn’t not a serving make, nor does sugar & flour as lead ingredients make a “well” snack. Still: YUM!
  • 21:49:41: I totally cried at the end of the 2nd season of The Tudors. SPOILER ALERT: Anne Boleyn is decapitated! LOL . . . no surprise, but I bawled.

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