Daily Trixie

• 13:14 Got a good night’s sleep, edited some pics & am hungry for lunch. Need to take people’s advice & drink more water & irrigate sinuses. #
• 13:20 Watching a hysterical karate video on youtube and thinking that I have had sex with some giant redneck stereotypes. #
• 13:25 Sorry @Ten2008 – I can’t share the link because it would cross privacy line of former fuck buddy. But note: the "soundtrack" is Eye o’ Tiger #
• 16:52 Been looking at Very Lovely Porn . . . ramping up to some fucking for us in the bedroom if members want to watch & listen. #
• 17:53 Got a very nice surprise when I stepped ont o the scale; very close to my goal of 115 pounds! I thought I gained weight lately, but no! #
• 18:56 Yes, I am watching my favorite bad movie "Showgirls" again. Bad movies that start out with girls setting on on the road are special! #
• 21:23 Waiting for @DeliaTS to return from meeting, my mind has been going on sweet, trippy journeys. #
• 23:45 Tonight is magic – watching Stardust and getting verrrrry sleeeeeepy. #

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• 08:42 The cuteness of my nephews is just off the charts. OFF THE CHARTS CUTENESS! #
• 10:41 OMG — my 3 yr old nephew’s Darth Vader impression is fucking fantastic. He also does a terrific Wallace Shawn/Princess Bride "I’m waiting!" #
• 11:36 The family resemblance is uncanny: 3 yr old nephew shouts to us from toilet: "I have a healthy turd! I have a healthy turd, guys!" #
• 15:45 Hanging out with a 3 year old is awesome because you MUST dance on the sidewalk to street musicians with no trace of self-consciousness. #
• 00:44 Just got home from watching a Tuna Christmas at friends’ house & enjoying great conversation! #

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• 10:46 I have to drink more fluids today to loosen up my congestion. How’s that for a hot Friday plan? #
• 12:22 Lots of housecleaning to do in prep for family coming over tonight; can’t wait to see my little nephews! #
• 12:52 Compliment of the day: "WOW – ur hot, id suck a fart right outta ur butt,love jackin off over you". Gosh, I’m on FIRE! #
• 13:56 @maylingsu Whoah – thanks for that link; Never heard of her, but I need to sink my teeth into that one. Beautiful . . . #
• 15:01 @katstories I so fucking wish the media would cover military recruitment in the exact same way as that story. #
• 18:47 Watching "The Rescuers" with nephews, @DeliaTS, sister & bro-in-law. #
• 23:59 Tonight our 3 year old nephew asked me what "faith" is. And that experience is the definition of a blessing. #

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• 07:58 It is very very weird for me to wake up at 7:45 and be ready to get up. I suppose stranger things have happened. #
• 08:59 Was about to call IRS but holding off til post-poop. Hate being on hold then having to hang up to go number two. #
• 09:44 I just accomplished more follow-up on something I should never have to waste my time following up on. Gold star waste of time. #
• 09:51 Cross your fingers or pray or whatever for us: calling the IRS to try to get a new payment plan with more than 1 year of back taxes on it. #
• 10:27 The service people of the IRS who answer the phones again restore my faith in humanity. I l ove them so much. Crying tears of thanks/relief. #
• 13:17 My HNT boobie flash, decline of porn, IRS, etc.: www.tastytrixie.com/boobs/hnt-boobie-flash-gif/ #
• 13:34 OMG – forgot to spell check that post so "bureaucracy" was wrong (and even when I ran the spell check it didn’t catch it! Fucking wordpress! #
• 13:40 Who would you rather have sex with: Conan or Jay? jamyewaxman.com/blog/2010/01/13/sex-with-conan-or-jay (thanks @Jamye). #
• 13:59 UGH – RT @audaciaray: Convicted of prostitution in New Orleans, carry a driver’s license with the label “sex offender” bit.ly/91z4vI #
• 14:40 This caption is exactly what I think is worth celebrating, once acknowledged, about fashion: is.gd/6hiCu #
• 15:32 Yes, I am twisting my kleenex into soft instruments I can stick UP my nose to collect rubbery wet boogers on. I need a nap, too. #
• 20:23 Just chatted with @Coy_Pink after drooling over her beautiful photos: www.coypink.com #
• 23:05 Watching Californication. Wishing my head didn’t still feel fat and my nose so raw. #

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• 08:30 I’m excited to be up early (for me) and feeling chipper. I hope it lasts . . . stepping away from the computer for morning tea & a stretch. #
• 12:33 Going to do some cardio, probably only 20 minutes, then take a shower. I’ll be on our "anywhere" cam on SOY, members. #
• 15:58 RT @wbahner RT @funnyordie Pat Robertson has no idea how pacts w/ the Devil work. You make them for fiddle lessons, not earthquakes. Dumbass #
• 19:03 Our dog. Is driving. Me BATSHIT. Sorry voyeurs for having to listen to me attempting to be stern with her. #
• 19:11 Vids of our friend @AmberLily’s hot ass & a compliment on m y belly: www.tastytrixie.com/body-parts/belly-butt-vids/ #
• 21:45 Built & sent out some more promos . . . I know. I’m a fucking bore. Trust me, I’m boring myself too. #
• 22:47 I don’t know why @DeliaTS isn’t interested in putting on her headlamp & inspecting my hemorrhoid. I’d totally get down on it if she had one! #
• 23:20 Is it weird that I like fondling my piles? I just lubed them with vitamin E oil. Shiny! Vulgar! @DeliaTS did look & was duly impressed. #

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