Daily Trixie

• 08:57 Woke up after a dream our dog got hit/killed by a car. Took a pee test. Am waiting, quivering, on results. #
• 09:01 Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand . . . it appears to be another big fat negative. #
• 11:34 Getting cramps — feel like my period is starting. Soooo . . . yeah. Here we fucking go again. #
• 12:58 Blood on the toilet paper. Period obviously started/not pregnant. What the fuck ever. I’m taking a break/having some lunch & an anti-inflamm #
• 13:47 Working with dualies in bed: two superHOT water bottles, one for my uterus and one for my feet. And a hot bowl of soup for my hands & mouth. #
• 15:52 Whatever. I have never known it to take two fucking weeks or more to get pap smear results back. What a joke. #
• 16:00 Delia brought home flowers! 😀 Been doing a little research on our pesky neighbors: the asshole male is back in jail. #
• 18:17 Had dinner and a cramp nap; have to go now to get a belated father’s day present for bro-in-law and bday present for my nephew. #
• 22:42 Posted some new free porn galleries on trixie.com – there are boys, LADYboys, strapons, upskirts, girls with braids, swimsuits, etc. #
• 22:51 Feeling tres crampy & tired, but I have resolved to do a certain something everyday so I’m going to get out of the house and do it. #
• 00:57 We just had the most naturally magic fully moonlit walk on the beach ever! Alone with phosphorescent twinkling waves & footprints. Beauty! #
• 01:02 I guess it’s time for another anti-inflammatory and some shuteye. But first? An after-midnight snack . . . #

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• 09:15 Watching Deadliest Catch then sleeping in bed full of itchy tortilla chip crumbs turned into extensive nightmares about having crabs. #
• 09:39 Annoying sounds on repeat in bedroom: bird: CHEEEEEP chee chee chee chee! Truck backing up: BOOP BOOP BOOP BOOP! Bird: CHEEEEEP chee (etc.) #
• 10:19 Overcast & gloomy today. Brrrr . . . it’s cold in WebWhore Headquarters. I think I’ll light some candles to make everything jolly and warm. #
• 10:49 A dorky admission re: the moon & our conception attempts: tinyurl.com/6z8gcg #
• 11:03 Going to capture & perhaps edit some video; one of my cams may be down (or up and down) during these processes. #
• 12:14 Grrrrr . . . cable down AGAIN. They’re sending a technician out. I’m fucking NOT hiding my dildos for this. #
• 12:42 Grrrr: Abe’s of Main: SHIP my fucking camera, don’t call me & try to upsell 2 days later under false pretenses. #
• 13:11 Afraid to make lunch since I don’t like being interrupted & cable technician hasn’t showed yet. Need to eat, though. #
• 13:46 Great. Fucker is here RIGHT when I serve up my lunch. Had to log out cams (duh). #
• 14:39 I wish I were in a warm, dark, sound-proof room getting a 24-hour massage & being spoon-fed soup. Feeling overwhelmed & interrupted. #
• 15:17 Going for a brisk walk to gulp fresh air. My plan is to vent physically and come back home less of an asshole. #
• 16:38 Blessedly schooled by a teenage boy out of my asshole state of self-induced jackassedness. Will try to blog about it later. NOT sexual, fyi. #
• 17:36 Wishlisting shoes: I am in dire need of new shoes for walking/pseudo-running. #
• 18:14 About to do a Delia shoot. #
• 19:00 Nico was so good during our shoot; not one howling interruption! Now it’s dinnertime. I might need a nap afterwards. #
• 19:01 By the way, I am painfully, irritatingly horny. #
• 19:09 Huh. I don’t usually twirl my clit with my LEFT hand, but I guess having the remote in my RIGHT changes things a bit. #
• 19:22 Okay, NOW I’m ready for dinner; just needed to come to some old reliable toons (3 guys in button up shirts on the couch, DOING things). #
• 23:14 Got grossed out listening to the sound our knees make when we straighten our legs; we’re getting old. Errrrrr. Older. #
• 01:11 Did some before-bed full-moon stretching then discovered our SOY cams were disconnected AGAIN. Logged them back in. Now to bed. #

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• 10:08 Finally got a whole night’s sleep thanks to rigging our curtains so the dog wouldn’t keep opening them, prematurely exposing us to sunshine. #
• 10:34 Delia lovingly went and bought me my breakfast provisions so I’m going to fill up, then get ready for us to go get our hair brightened up. #
• 11:52 On our way to get our hair done. Be back blonder. #
• 15:00 Starving & verging on an ADD meltdown from too much time at the beauty parlour. #
• 16:46 I have a pesky headache from hunger, hair-bleaching chemicals, and hearing too much chitter chatter. #
• 16:48 Ohmygod, seriously! Could our connection be any fucking slower? Jesus H Christ. I guess this means I have PMS. Want to SCREAM. #
• 17:34 Still have a headache. Reading about a large video sponsor screwing its affiliates. Good times, good times. #
• 18:10 Ughhhh . . . our main net connection is down (and with it most of our cams) and my mouth tastes metallic like I just ate a fork. WTF? #
• 18:29 Connection came back up after spending fifteen minutes on hold with cable company. Logging cams back in now. #
• 18:40 Taking a very annoying phone poll that said 1 minute, but giving every permutation of pres/vp contests. Voting dems no matter what! #
• 19:27 Yay! Delia is home from the gym. More cuddle time! All I want to do is pass the time until I find out whether or not we’re pregnant. #
• 19:39 Groan . . . our connection took another shit. Looks like it will be an up and down night with all but our Rude cams. Sorry folks! #
• 20:55 Going to the store for (what else?) more refried beans, green onions, and maybe some other green food like avocado or smelly thai basil. #
• 22:59 The simultaneous orgasms Delia and I just shared were definitely THE BEST part of today. #

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• 09:01 Had an orgasm in my sleep giving myself a handjob in my dream; woke up with cramps. OK now, but super duper sleepy still. #
• 09:22 Today (& most days) 7 hours of sleep is 1.5 to 2 hours of sleep too few. Can I get a witness? No? Okay, then I’m going to get more sleep. #
• 11:49 More wanking dreams but alarm went off before I came. Had to get myself off watching J/O porn, cramps or no cramps. Outcome = no cramps! #
• 12:47 Just did my usual Monday morning bill pay / checkbook assessment routine. Feeling shaky and hungry. #
• 13:19 Sooooooooo . . . we have, like, no money this week. But we will have a camera! As soon as pmt clears I will order it. Hurry hurry hurry! #
• 15:37 Wrote a letter to CC co. re: my horrid 22 cent underpayment. Ugh. Need to reset my computer; webwhorehq cam will be down for a few. #
• 17:47 Been browsing, downloading & testing wordpress themes for side projects. It’s way too fun/addictive. #
• 18:46 Now that I’ve pooped THREE TIMES today I think it’s safe for me to take a shower. How much more pooping can one woman do in a day? #
• 20:20 It’s getting to be dinnertime. And cuddly tv time. AKA we love each other like old people who’ve been together forever time. #
• 22:18 Rarin’ to go, trying to choose between 1) making promos, 2) shooting moon pix, and 3) stretching & moondancing. #
• 22:37 Uhhhhh, got sidetracked watching my show archives for potential promo clips. I wish I were as cute in real life as when I’m hamming on cam. #
• 23:19 Just ordered the new camera. Can’t wait for it to get here! Or maybe I *can* wait. Hmmmm . . . the pressure. The learning curve. #
• 00:08 Mmmmm . . . stretching feels even better when it bites because you’re so tight. It’s like an exquisite rediscovery of your body. #
• 00:18 Going to bed now with _The Hobbit_. #

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• 08:22 Up too early again. Still crampy in a strange way & hoping it’s a sign. Have to run to the store for luna bars with their folic acid, etc. #
• 09:08 The fucking happy hippy store wasn’t even open yet. Pleeeeeeeeeeease, give me a break! #
• 09:19 Going to have my breakfast then let this sleepiness overtake me. #
• 11:23 And NOW I have attained enough sleep. Let the day begin! #
• 12:11 I need some kind of a lunchtime snack. Life would be so much easier if I could still eat cheese. #
• 12:58 Andrew Blake: your porn is very nice, but fuck you for saying that blue collar people are not "thinking people": tinyurl.com/6zcnoh #
• 13:04 Apparently I need to reset my computer before it’s willing to let me edit photographs. #
• 14:24 Been editing photos, convincing self that they’re not *that* horrid. Amateur charm & all that. Tummy growling; need to pause for food. #
• 16:32 Crying a little but tempted to break down and bawl listening to Laurie Lewis doing "Black Waters" (bluegrass protesting strip mining). #
• 18:13 Putting together my (sorta) Married Years gallery for members. Need to take a break for dinner, though. #
• 20:16 Uploading galleries for members and trying to figure out how much time we can spare traveling/visiting for my nephew’s 2 year birthday party #
• 20:22 OMG. Looking at pics of my nephew and his excrutiatingly painful beautiful wonderful awesome cuteness. #
• 21:05 Either I have pms or I’m pregnant. Or I’ve become the most easy-to-weep woman I know. "Miles from the Lightning" plus nephew’s pics = tears. #
• 21:09 Galleries taking forever to upload; going to get up from machine for awhile & put fresh air on my red hot face. #
• 21:15 Tomorrow I am going to have to make a date with a really sad movie while Delia’s at the gym & cry my ass off. Need a flush or something. #
• 21:52 A wee bit of a blog entry: tinyurl.com/6czpf8 #
• 22:03 Uploading members-only vlog & putting the finishing touches on update for members. #
• 22:37 Pics of my boobs & butt plus a couple of insights: tinyurl.com/5du3o9 #

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• 08:58 Goooog. Woke up at 6 am feeling restless and crampy and just generally strange. #
• 09:13 Interrupting more camera research for some breakfast. #
• 10:20 Have some errands that I *must* take care of now/today. Laughing at women on goodreads offended by someone with "sexy hobbit" fantasies. #
• 12:24 I love it when our dog requests love/quality time. Instead of outside, she led me back to bedroom w/music & I massaged/plucked/petted her. #
• 12:25 Glad I canceled shows today; errands done, going to have some lunch & maybe a nap, do some work, then prep for party we’re going to tonight. #
• 12:37 God, I want to eat a whole roasted PIG. Don’t know what to prepare as an alternative (since we have no swine, no spit, etc.). #
• 12:42 Sometimes I think I’d rather shit in a hole in the ground every day than have to deal with a toilet that plugs up. #
• 16:36 Have been frantically googling & reading about cramps after orgasms, implantation, pregnancy, etc. #
• 17:26 Avocados are so incredibly smooth and delicious. Nothing really holds a candle to them. Just fingered remnants out of inside of peel & ate. #
• 17:49 Oh no! Where’s my octopus necklace? My precious . . . . was going to have Delia wear it; will look perfect on her. #
• 17:58 Found it! I am funny-looking & happy about a new shirt I got today; had eye on it, today was marked down 50% from $48 to $24. Score! #
• 22:18 Just got home from barbecue/party. Twas fun, even for my socially awkward self. #
• 22:22 OMG: the funniest: www.websiteoutlook.com/www.trixie.com I love pretending I own a domain worth almost $66k. Not true, but yeah. #

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• 09:46 You know you love your friend & her husband when the 1st thing you do in the morning is reply to his email that Obama is the antichrist. #
• 09:47 Clarification: *I* don’t think Obama is the antichrist (or if he is, I’m perfectly happy to be part of what ushers in the apocalypse). JK! #
• 09:59 Just wrote a letter to the IRS who inexplicably changed our address by one digit so stuff being sent to wrong house. #
• 11:00 I feel like I’ve been accomplishing things for the past hour, but I don’t remember specifics. Pooping was one, and then . . . . #
• 11:36 I suppose it’s time I eat something. Didn’t get enough sleep so don’t be surprised if you see me napping afterwards. #
• 14:00 Has anybody used www.chipin.com for collecting donations? Especially SEXY type people? Uses paypal: interested in reviews. #
• 14:45 Wow! Checking out sproutbuilder.com/ & discovering things like google forms, etc. #
• 16:20 Prepping for a Delia shoot. Happy I will be BEHIND the camera today instead of in front of it. #
• 16:39 Shoot is a no-go because 1) Delia’s got post-laser stubble stripes that won’t shave off, & 2) our camera sucks. Shopping for new. Hi debt! #
• 17:36 Made an online CC pmt so we can "afford" to max out buying the Nikon D300 on Monday or whenever pmt posts. Gah!! #
• 19:01 Did my good deed of the day & called my mom back; she wanted to know if her hotmail account was worth big money! Bwahahaha! #
• 21:08 Had some dinner and settled in to watch a little Colbert, some DS9, and Friday Night Fights. #
• 22:33 Does anyone have a laziness fetish? Because I could be turning YOU on right now . . . all day and all of the night. #
• 00:22 Just had sex and a sweet, delicious orgasm followed by cramps. Curtains open, moon shining behind clouds, new age music playing. #

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• 09:20 Oooogh, it’s morning. Our Rude live house cams machine reset itself (LOUDLY) at 3 am. Today is going to be a shoot day, among other stuff. #
• 09:28 I’m *really* cranky this morning. Hope that doesn’t spell PMS. Our dog is being insanely loud & talky now that she has our full attention. #
• 09:39 Oops. It’s too early to call the bookstore and find out if they have a book I *need*. Clearly I’m waking up too damned early. #
• 09:56 It’s really stupid how I’ll be totally PARCHED and not get off my ass to get some water to drink. #
• 09:58 Okay. I got myself a tall glass of water even though my tea will be done brewing in a couple minutes. Tea doesn’t = plain water anyway. #
• 11:48 I had some breakfast, read a little of _The Hobbit_, and fell back to sleep. Now I’m up again for the 2nd time with a better start/mood. #
• 12:00 Reading Goddess Glory’s YouTube woes (always interesting, the dumb standards & ways they fuck you): tinyurl.com/5rxabv #
• 12:41 It’s shower time. I know, that time of year again, right? Just kidding! I took one just last month! #
• 13:58 My hair is too clean, I can’t find my good slippers, & I’m hungry. Other than that, life is totally sunshine & butterflies. #
• 14:08 Q: does google analytics ever show you the exact PAGE traffic came from or only the domain? I’m newish to using it, want exact pages/links. #
• 14:26 Found my slippers! Also found sudden infestation of little ants with eggs in our mailbox/all over today’s mail. This happens overnight?!? #
• 14:36 I’m hella hungry. Heating up beans. It’s a mistake to wait this long between meals (bfast at 9:30 . . . lunch not til 2:45?) #
• 15:54 Pigged out & cried watching some Northern Exposure. Bought someone a book that’s special to me; wish I could get it for all my friends. #
• 16:04 About the google analytics /full referrer thing; just found something that might be the remedy: tinyurl.com/5nwwtr #
• 16:10 Man, why haven’t I been using google analytics up until now? Why haven’t I implemented it on every page in our empire? I’m a dumb ass. #
• 16:49 Shit; I forgot I left shows on my Rude schedule from last week so totally just didn’t show up to one. Canceled the other in time, but barely #
• 17:14 Am I the only lazy fucker who waits years to set the date/time on camcorders? Hmm. Doing some shaving & make-upping for shooting. #
• 18:24 Have to cloak the cams while we’re doing a shoot; besides making me self-conscious I think it ruins the magic when the content’s posted. #
• 19:18 That wasn’t our finest shoot, but we had a good laugh about it; cum got catapulted totally out of frame/wrong direction. Funny shit! #
• 21:13 I. am. exhausted. *lump* #
• 00:26 I’m very easily "touched" today in terms of shit on television making me tear up. So You Think You Can Dance? Over and over. #
• 00:34 Oooh! Called Delia into the bathroom as I looked at my face in the mirror to confirm that my SKIN looks amazingly beautiful. Milk ‘n roses. #
• 00:55 I suddenly have a desperate urge to vibrate myself to orgasm. But I’m too lazy to do so. Even though it takes very little effort. Feel shy. #

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• 13:26 Crossing my fingers that we’ll go out for a late breakfast at the Roadhouse. With ice cream afterwards! #
• 16:19 Just got back from breakfast/lunch & took a huge poop. Feel like I just lost 11 pounds. #
• 16:56 Just read something really shitty that a camsite threatened to do to one of my fellow webwhores. It’s whore discrimination, it REALLY is. #
• 16:57 The more I think about it the more I feel really wrong for continuing to work with/on that site at all. Hmmm. #
• 17:29 Update on our conception attempts: tinyurl.com/6msbgy #
• 18:29 Struck by a bizarre new headache that quickly receded; did I pull a special muscle in my brain hula-hooping with my neck? #
• 21:19 My blog wrap-up on a great three days: tastytrixie.com/blog/2008/06/friends.html #
• 21:48 BLOCK "a 14 year old technologist" from following me on twitter. Thank you! Drive through . . . come back in 4 years. #
• 21:49 Nothing personal . . . it’s a legal problem/liability FOR ME. #
• 22:37 Sigh. I put myself into an asshole mood by sitting down at the piano for the 1st time in many moons. HATE sucking ass at things. #

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• 20:14 We’re back home & sleepy after our shopping trip. I think I need a half hour on the toilet with a book to relax into a poop. #
• 20:54 We’re all having some down/quiet time now. I lit some candles & put some smelly oil on to warm; going to grab a book and curl up with it. #
• 00:36 SCORE! Hours of fierce debates re: Holly Madison & Les Savy Fav’s performance of "Patty Lee" on Conan Obrien. Such fun . . . #
• 03:28 Too sleepy to figure out what to tweet. Wonder how insane our conversations & fiery arguments sounded & looked on the spycams. #
• 03:31 I wonder how many voyeurs are watching me now enjoying their mornings & imagining I’m up early rather than up late. #

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